eddie van helena mt𓅇 🎃🪦☠️
@socketeer.bsky.social
i don't make money i make problems
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policy wonk
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mpls, mn
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policy wonk
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mpls, mn
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Hello Keith this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hello Keith this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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They should let Link vape in the Zelda movie
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
They should let Link vape in the Zelda movie
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So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
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it is almost as if someone was promoted beyond their ability
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
it is almost as if someone was promoted beyond their ability
The place became the center of my interactions with my neighborhood so slowly I didn't even notice.
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The place became the center of my interactions with my neighborhood so slowly I didn't even notice.
the government can stop making pennies but they can't stop me
Ass Pennies - Upright Citizens Brigade
YouTube video by Comedy Central
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the government can stop making pennies but they can't stop me
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Who’s gonna endorse the next Democratic candidate for president now??
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Who’s gonna endorse the next Democratic candidate for president now??
Me waking up after returning to standard time last night: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me on March 8, 2026: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me on March 8, 2026: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Me waking up after returning to standard time last night: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me on March 8, 2026: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me on March 8, 2026: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Become ungovernable.
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Become ungovernable.
He's a psychologist and he's always prepared to shoot a patient, just in case.
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
He's a psychologist and he's always prepared to shoot a patient, just in case.
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[looks around for jake tapper] hey man, do you, uh, want to write about this?
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
[looks around for jake tapper] hey man, do you, uh, want to write about this?
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Ass had Dale running to the Lord for help
October 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Ass had Dale running to the Lord for help
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The left is trying to cancel me for my past pro-drunk driving posts
October 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The left is trying to cancel me for my past pro-drunk driving posts
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no one reported on the we love mpls training slideshow i leaked. no one reported on the entire 1 hour long all of mpls call i recorded that i know media got. they don’t care, they won’t cover it, we have to do it instead
Not a single mainstream media outlet reported the campaign violations and conflicts surrounding All of Mpls, We Love Mpls, and Thrive Mpls.
They're not just "missing the story." They're protecting the system--and themselves.
They're not just "missing the story." They're protecting the system--and themselves.
October 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
no one reported on the we love mpls training slideshow i leaked. no one reported on the entire 1 hour long all of mpls call i recorded that i know media got. they don’t care, they won’t cover it, we have to do it instead
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I’m up in my jet. I’m flying, what’s that a protest? [shits my pants]
October 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I’m up in my jet. I’m flying, what’s that a protest? [shits my pants]
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Do not let them fool you. This seems to be a baseball thing
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Do not let them fool you. This seems to be a baseball thing
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"i dont want to eat a kebab, i want fish and chips" well sorry little buddy but we're at the kebab shop and you're twelve
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
"i dont want to eat a kebab, i want fish and chips" well sorry little buddy but we're at the kebab shop and you're twelve
Closed.
Most popular nightclub in University of Minnesota college town
Most popular nightclub in University of Minnesota college town
October 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Closed.
Most popular nightclub in University of Minnesota college town
Most popular nightclub in University of Minnesota college town
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