Smoketypething
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Not very good at being a person
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I know things are negative right now, but there’s a really inspiring movie in theaters starting today about a woman who worked up from being Jeffrey Epstein’s employee to being his best friend’s wife.
January 30, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I know things are negative right now, but there’s a really inspiring movie in theaters starting today about a woman who worked up from being Jeffrey Epstein’s employee to being his best friend’s wife.
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Early to bed and early to rise gives a bro time to game with the guys
January 29, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Early to bed and early to rise gives a bro time to game with the guys
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me: could you stop looking into the camera like an oblivion npc
guy in gay porn: I think we're all in for some hard times. The death of Uriel Septim and his heirs changes everything.
guy in gay porn: I think we're all in for some hard times. The death of Uriel Septim and his heirs changes everything.
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
me: could you stop looking into the camera like an oblivion npc
guy in gay porn: I think we're all in for some hard times. The death of Uriel Septim and his heirs changes everything.
guy in gay porn: I think we're all in for some hard times. The death of Uriel Septim and his heirs changes everything.
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by popular request i have turned the meme into a blog post, which explains how it works, links to the template file and includes a selection of examples from the thread
#KirbyFraming
#KirbyFraming
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
by popular request i have turned the meme into a blog post, which explains how it works, links to the template file and includes a selection of examples from the thread
#KirbyFraming
#KirbyFraming
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DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
April 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
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One of the things about Sauron is that he gave a bunch of rings to dwarves and elves and it didn’t turn them into big ghost monster wraiths like it did with guys so he kind of just gave them presents and was like “ah shit, I thought it would do the thing, dang”
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
One of the things about Sauron is that he gave a bunch of rings to dwarves and elves and it didn’t turn them into big ghost monster wraiths like it did with guys so he kind of just gave them presents and was like “ah shit, I thought it would do the thing, dang”
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Democrat fundraising spam text: I know you've read this, please don't block me. I'm literally crying and shitting myself because you're abandoning me
Republican spam text: I'll fucking kill you
Republican spam text: I'll fucking kill you
I still sometimes get GOP spam despite no longer being on my parents' family plan and it is crazy to me that this presumably works??
![Screenshot of text message:
This silence will cost you, [scribbled out name].
We will not ask again. Complete your GOP Voter Profile to resolve the problem: gop-way.com/byg4c2
-House GOP
STOPtoEND](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n5it7uy6xtlxskq2ts7rzux3/bafkreigiyx6vdzkb2wknon3422e7vu7wbeh2ebxrfv73mmd3ltqrdbom3i@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Democrat fundraising spam text: I know you've read this, please don't block me. I'm literally crying and shitting myself because you're abandoning me
Republican spam text: I'll fucking kill you
Republican spam text: I'll fucking kill you
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Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.
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when they put me into the Clockwork Orange machine
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
when they put me into the Clockwork Orange machine
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Also a very heavy: "Josh Allen was in on the interviews and gave his opinions, but he DID NOT pick the head coach. DO NOT put on social media that he picked the head coach!" vibe coming out of Buffalo.
look, I know how the sausage gets made and whatnot, but this killed me
January 27, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Also a very heavy: "Josh Allen was in on the interviews and gave his opinions, but he DID NOT pick the head coach. DO NOT put on social media that he picked the head coach!" vibe coming out of Buffalo.
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my guy was back out there doin Good Work with a broken rib from his previous encounter.
name a fucking high school after him.
name a fucking high school after him.
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
my guy was back out there doin Good Work with a broken rib from his previous encounter.
name a fucking high school after him.
name a fucking high school after him.
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bari calls like 3 emergency all hands meetings a week to discuss the urgent problem of people making fun of her
Bari Weiss outlined her vision for CBS News in an all-hands meeting after ruffling feathers in the months since Paramount CEO David Ellison hired her.
Leaked audio: Bari Weiss says CBS News is 'toast' if it can't evolve beyond broadcast news
Bari Weiss outlined her vision for CBS News in an all-hands meeting after ruffling feathers in the months since Paramount CEO David Ellison hired her.
www.businessinsider.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
bari calls like 3 emergency all hands meetings a week to discuss the urgent problem of people making fun of her
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This is extra painful because this is the one single thing that conservatives consider to be a Civil Right
"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
January 27, 2026 at 1:08 AM
This is extra painful because this is the one single thing that conservatives consider to be a Civil Right
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Looks like she packed a bag lunch, smart
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Looks like she packed a bag lunch, smart
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Look, when you’re a legendarily virile and energetic President, you’re gonna constantly be trying to cover up mysterious bruises on the backs of your hands,
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Look, when you’re a legendarily virile and energetic President, you’re gonna constantly be trying to cover up mysterious bruises on the backs of your hands,
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british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
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Iceland at Davos
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Iceland at Davos
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Hello! I am ceo of computers. I am sorry to sayit is your duty to buy computer or the future won't happen. :(
January 20, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Hello! I am ceo of computers. I am sorry to sayit is your duty to buy computer or the future won't happen. :(
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Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
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