Sara
@smiecz.bsky.social
Lawyer
We are blinks of light on a tiny rock in an infinite universe.
We are blinks of light on a tiny rock in an infinite universe.
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
In honor of the debate, this instant classic.
*after getting my head punched clean off my neck in the first round* ah but now it’s round two
October 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
In honor of the debate, this instant classic.
My heart goes out to all the people in Colorado reeling from yet more senseless gun violence perpetrated against our kids. It is a disgusting lie that this is a necessary (or worse, worthwhile) trade off for the “freedom” of a society saturated with firearms. The guns are the problem.
Shooting at Evergreen High School in Colorado leaves 2 students hurt; suspect injured by self-inflicted gunshot wound
Two students were wounded in a shooting at Evergreen High School in the Colorado foothills. The Jefferson County Sheriff's Office says the suspect is also in the hospital with injuries from self-infli...
www.cbsnews.com
September 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My heart goes out to all the people in Colorado reeling from yet more senseless gun violence perpetrated against our kids. It is a disgusting lie that this is a necessary (or worse, worthwhile) trade off for the “freedom” of a society saturated with firearms. The guns are the problem.
I’m go glad that NYT is normalizing this because who among us wouldn’t trade political favors for crab cakes?
August 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m go glad that NYT is normalizing this because who among us wouldn’t trade political favors for crab cakes?
Prison is awful. It’s loud, smelly, the lights are always on, and you never get to use the bathroom privately, it can be dangerous and takes an enormous psychological toll on people. It isn’t a spa or a country club. The egregious thing here is something else entirely. /1
Is today Ghislaine Maxwell’s spa day or yoga class?
August 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Prison is awful. It’s loud, smelly, the lights are always on, and you never get to use the bathroom privately, it can be dangerous and takes an enormous psychological toll on people. It isn’t a spa or a country club. The egregious thing here is something else entirely. /1
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St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven?
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her
St. Peter: Get in here
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her
St. Peter: Get in here
August 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven?
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her
St. Peter: Get in here
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her
St. Peter: Get in here
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I wish it wasn’t considered controversial to say that people should not be starved to death. I wish it wasn’t controversial to say that is unacceptable for all of humanity.
July 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I wish it wasn’t considered controversial to say that people should not be starved to death. I wish it wasn’t controversial to say that is unacceptable for all of humanity.
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me and the boys are gonna endorse each other on LinkedIn later if you wanna come thru
July 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
me and the boys are gonna endorse each other on LinkedIn later if you wanna come thru
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Pete Alonso LAUNCHES his second homer of the day! 🐻❄️💪
July 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Pete Alonso LAUNCHES his second homer of the day! 🐻❄️💪
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Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
Lots to unpack here but I am taking the opportunity to comment on how *of course* this kid’s goal is to be prosecutor.
I have taught law classes for decade+. I have no issue w/awarding high grade to paper I substantively disagree w/if deserving. Some arguments cross line & this does. Applaud they suspended him for antisemitic comments. No state bar should allow Nazis to practice law.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/21/u...
A White Nationalist Wrote a Law School Paper Promoting Racist Views. It Won Him an Award.
www.nytimes.com
June 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Lots to unpack here but I am taking the opportunity to comment on how *of course* this kid’s goal is to be prosecutor.
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Happy Father’s Day
June 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Happy Father’s Day
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I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.
June 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.
Democracy dies in… persecutive parentheticals?
Weird that the Post felt that only one of these paragraphs needed additional context.
June 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Democracy dies in… persecutive parentheticals?
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
Guys, I think he’s being serious here.
June 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Guys, I think he’s being serious here.
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Genuinely heartwarming to see San Diego in national news outlets for this
San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
June 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Genuinely heartwarming to see San Diego in national news outlets for this
It’s a bad sign if the defendant is holding a mid-trial presser with no lawyers in sight…
Mike Lindell is ranting and raving outside his trial today in the Dominion case. He claims that he’s being railroaded because Colorado deleted all the evidence that he needs to win the case, and said that Satan is behind the whole thing.
June 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s a bad sign if the defendant is holding a mid-trial presser with no lawyers in sight…
Going to be fascinating to watch this play out in Tallahassee!
State prosecutors open criminal investigation into DeSantis' sham charity Hope Florida: www.tampabay.com/news/florida...
State prosecutors open criminal investigation relating to Hope Florida
The Leon County state attorney said records were part of an “open, on-going investigation.”
www.tampabay.com
May 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Going to be fascinating to watch this play out in Tallahassee!
Don’t sleep on Teen Vogue, they’ve lapped many former giants of journalism.
'When We’re In Charge' is a no-bullshit guide for the next generation of leaders on how to show up differently, break the cycle of bad boomer leadership, and navigate the changing demands of those in power and the evolving expectations people have of their workplace.
Read the excerpt below.
Read the excerpt below.
What If Work Didn’t Suck So Much?
When We’re In Charge makes the case that it’s possible to get stuff done without being miserable or burning out.
www.teenvogue.com
May 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Don’t sleep on Teen Vogue, they’ve lapped many former giants of journalism.
Hey, wait a minute…
May 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hey, wait a minute…
Stay skeptical, my friends.
I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.
May 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Stay skeptical, my friends.
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Shout out to all the finance bros who didn’t give a shit about democracy, human rights, racism, homophobia, misogyny, the future of the planet or basic human decency and voted for the conman they thought was gonna be good for the economy. You guys are geniuses.
April 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Shout out to all the finance bros who didn’t give a shit about democracy, human rights, racism, homophobia, misogyny, the future of the planet or basic human decency and voted for the conman they thought was gonna be good for the economy. You guys are geniuses.