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Actually I did come here to make friends

She/Her
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December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
it should be illegal for a woman to be taller than me
Whenever Maya's involved, I get a kind of satirical paralysis, where the urge to mock is met with a wall of dissociation followed by the paranoid suspicion that I'm the one being expertly trolled.

Imagine being the dumbest member of an organisation whose only other member is Helen Joyce.
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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In your hypothetical, does Kamala Harris actually try to win the election by differentiating herself from Hitler, inspiring hope and confidence in voters, or does she go with a strategy to peel off “moderate Nazis” from Hitler?
Sometimes I wonder if, in a parallel universe, you had an election between actual Adolph Hitler against, say, Kamala Harris, whether some of these folks would be able to make a decision to chose the non-Hitler candidate. Or be like “I’ll leave it up to my neighbors!”
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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it’s actually offensive to my non-offending pedophile friends when you say the government is run by pedophiles
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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"Do you think Rapunzel Tangled ever explored another woman's body"

At Didney World she probably did. The shit those cast members get up to would make both your toes and hair curl.
Oh, you should see the tea they post. They post about how the Actress who plays Cinderella secretly has a Pornhub account, smokes meth in the bathroom, and is in a lesbian relationship with the actress who plays Kida.
What do you think the people who live at didney worl post about?
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
getting so flustered and angry I gotta crank one out during the dark part of Haunted Mansion and then post on facebook
anybody else sick of seeing these WHORES at disney world???? these women of low merit?? hello??
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Talib Kweli is posting like a neo nazi and repeating holocaust denial because he got so angry trans women made fun of him last month he's been crying since then, btw
@malachitetiger.bsky.social @jane.inurhead.lol @mixiekitten.goodgirls.onl @gothic.wtf @zordabo.bsky.social
I didn't stutter. All white people have white privilege. That includes white Jewish people living in Nazi Germany. They could hide their identity whereas the Black people there could not.
In this thread, Talib tries to make the comparison between a broke white man in the modern USA and a teenage Jewish girl who was murdered for her ethnicity by Nazi Germany.
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I miss Bill Kezos.
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
sighing and adding 'holocaust denier' to list of things Kweli has weirdly decided to reveal himself as this past month long meltdown
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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people deciding something is AI and not doing the due diligence to actually look and find out its an popular artist who's art is very much human but got their shit trained hard on the plagiarism machine is why "Anti-AI" is not the same as "pro-artist"
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December 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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The radium alternative health fad was so cool lmao

They literally sold shit that was dangerously radioactive and was like “put this under your scrotum” and wear it at night

It will make your dick work

Gimme $1000
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I’m gonna be honest @jay.bsky.team, banning a side account that I made after this one was suspended due to me being scared for my husband who was kidnapped by ICE and having a dev meme on this is insane PR for any site.

By that I mean BAD PR.

I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Cranking your shit to this must have been wild
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Remember Talia Jane took a fat shit on Mamdani saying he wasn't woke enough on ICE
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.

New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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When summoning a magical double it's important to *NEVER* let your mind wander... especially to what it would be like to have an evil doppelgänger during the incantation... the results can be disastrous (and sexy)!

(Aliana sketch!)
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
'Zio' was literally made by David Duke to talk about Jews, this is like saying 'I don't use the n-word as a slur', that's literally impossible
I refuse to change my words because you're upset by this. Not my issue you're deranged. Specially if you unapologetically call me slurs. I don't use Zio as slur. You don't respect me
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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That time i watched Titanic on a transatlantic flight
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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This family needs your support
"I live in pain and an inner struggle after my home was destroyed… and my daughters lost their childhood amid fear and cold. Your support brings a part of life back to us."
Your support is life for me
@mommunism.bsky.social
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
listen that 'and you don't even bomb a walmart ergo vote for the genocide bitch' tweet is insufferable and stupid but the amount of nominal 'leftists' who clearly are just in it to talk like this need to be purged
You're protecting Zionists you're absolutely compromised
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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It's really funny how absolutely every elf lady in the Children of Húrin who comes across Túrin immediately starts going "hmmmmmmm you knooooow i was just thinking that thanks to beren men and elves marrying seems to be normal now haha jk unless"
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM