EvilBinLaden
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone.
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I hate how every nation is living down to its stereotype because I’m trained to look for complexity in things, yet the USA is run by a caricature of crony capitalism that Soviet propaganda would consider too unsubtle, Russia is run by a Bond villain, the UK is speedrunning Children of Men, etc.
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I hate how every nation is living down to its stereotype because I’m trained to look for complexity in things, yet the USA is run by a caricature of crony capitalism that Soviet propaganda would consider too unsubtle, Russia is run by a Bond villain, the UK is speedrunning Children of Men, etc.
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This is still one of the best gags of all time and it's so era-specific
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is still one of the best gags of all time and it's so era-specific
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
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sometimes it's fun to treat social media like it is an ongoing revolution where it's important to identify and eliminate counterrevolutionary elements so they don't seize control of the army, but you don't *need* to
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
sometimes it's fun to treat social media like it is an ongoing revolution where it's important to identify and eliminate counterrevolutionary elements so they don't seize control of the army, but you don't *need* to
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DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
i'm not sure we're ready for ravers to start becoming adult catholic converts
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i'm not sure we're ready for ravers to start becoming adult catholic converts
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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it really is such a damning indictment of all the odious fools and apes trump has surrounded himself that 10 minutes with a normal positive dude like mamdani de-aged trump like 10 years
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
it really is such a damning indictment of all the odious fools and apes trump has surrounded himself that 10 minutes with a normal positive dude like mamdani de-aged trump like 10 years
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Donald Trump five minutes after meeting Nick Mullen: I'm gay actor Michael Douglas
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: you know a lot of people told me, they said “he’s very tall, very skinny” and folks? he’s the tallest, skinniest guy. walks with a cane, can you believe it. i said “bad knees?” he said it’s something about his ear, but i think it’s bad knees
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: i’m hearing it’s a critically acclaimed mmorpg, i don’t know what that is but it’s critically acclaim, FINAL FANTASY XIV (they say 14 but spell it “xiv” can you believe it) and it’s free folks, a GENEROUS free trial that includes the entirety of a realm re
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Donald Trump five minutes after meeting Nick Mullen: I'm gay actor Michael Douglas
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It was this; I wanted to share his post if he had posted it here.
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It was this; I wanted to share his post if he had posted it here.
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pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.
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I think if you are somehow capable of falling in love with RFK Jr both physically and emotionally you should be sent to a supermax prison for the rest of your life
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I think if you are somehow capable of falling in love with RFK Jr both physically and emotionally you should be sent to a supermax prison for the rest of your life
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Literally perfect local news from Washington Country. Stay til the end.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Literally perfect local news from Washington Country. Stay til the end.
few things are more brutal than getting a thumbs up react on a joke you posted in the group
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November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
few things are more brutal than getting a thumbs up react on a joke you posted in the group
chat
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i cannot think of a clearer tell that someone spends all day hoovering up right wing X App hogslop
What is this dig at BlueSky doing in a judicial opinion? www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
i cannot think of a clearer tell that someone spends all day hoovering up right wing X App hogslop
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the downfall of the american empire as documented by yks episodes gradually shifting from card games to “it’s not just a ___” AI kickstarters
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the downfall of the american empire as documented by yks episodes gradually shifting from card games to “it’s not just a ___” AI kickstarters
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
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"i will read the source code, surely it's written in C or some sorta ASM"
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"i will read the source code, surely it's written in C or some sorta ASM"
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck