Skill Tissue
skilltissue.bsky.social
Skill Tissue
@skilltissue.bsky.social
Just another dumbass dork
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The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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“While most of the spending was on guns and armor, Legum reported that ICE had also purchased ‘guided missile warheads and explosive components.’ … It’s not immediately clear what part of a good-faith deportation operation would involve localized destruction and murder.”

They’re building an army.
ICE Spent 700% More on Weapons. What They Bought Will Terrify You.
Donald Trump is arming his masked immigration agents with increasingly lethal weapons.
newrepublic.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Every Day
October 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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"Technologies purchased by ICE in recent weeks include spyware that can hack into smartphones remotely and cellphone location software that can enable the tracking of a phone’s movements without a court warrant..."

www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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“Those buccaneers drowned their sins in rum/The devil himself would have to call them scum” is an insane bar
October 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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andres munoz is a glass cannon with high burst damage, but not a lot of sustain or utility, and he gets in trouble if he draws threat
October 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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You feel that Seattle?! Check out that Polanco P-Wave! Polanco Game Winning Single, Crawford Scores, MARINERS WIN!! @Mariners are Toronto Bound! @Tmobilepark @FoxSports
#SeisTheMoment #SeizeTheMoment
October 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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WOW! Rush going back on tour www.youtube.com/watch?v=koiX...
Geddy and Alex Send a Message to Rush Fans
YouTube video by Rush
www.youtube.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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GameStop's response to one of their stores still having a 'Halo 3' mural from 2007:

"We'll take it down when something better comes out"
October 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I'm just leaving this open and playing audio in a separate browser tab. At some point MF Doom is going to start rapping over it.
Here it is six times in a row.
September 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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gm heterosexuals
September 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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This is it, but people are too gullible and mindless to realize it.
September 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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you are now afflicted with:

Breaking News
(curse)

every time you check social media, receive 2d6 psychic damage and take -2 to all WIS and CHA rolls for 1 hour
September 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM