Sam Joyson-Cardy
@sjjc16.bsky.social
Author, multilingual, handy in a quiz. Don't worry I haven't heard of me either. Says fuck a lot. #BeneathTheRavensWing available now.
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Sam Joyson-Cardy
@sjjc16.bsky.social
· Feb 20
Beneath The Raven's Wing: 1 (The Light In The Shadow Sequence)
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Got let go from work today, gonna be an interesting couple of months at least, so if you could see your ways to buying a copy of my book (the one that hasn't been canned by the publisher) then it would be greatly appreciated. Also available as an audiobook.
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"Southern Spear" sounds like an inadvisably large dildo.
"narco-terrorist" as a phrase is so phenomenal. combining the two biggest, decades-long foreign policy failures since the end of the cold war. i'm sure it'll work.
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"Southern Spear" sounds like an inadvisably large dildo.
Very much hoping that the email I just received regarding why I didn't pass probation at my last two jobs isn't contingent on my getting the job that has moved start dates, offered me the role, and is due to start on Wednesday. Because if they withdraw the offer I'm going to lose my shit.
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Very much hoping that the email I just received regarding why I didn't pass probation at my last two jobs isn't contingent on my getting the job that has moved start dates, offered me the role, and is due to start on Wednesday. Because if they withdraw the offer I'm going to lose my shit.
"How's your brain doing today, Sam?" I hear you ask. Well, I got the fish fillets out of the freezer, put them on a baking tray, put them in the oven, set the timer, turned the dial to put the light on in there, left it, until my fiancée opened the oven and asked if I'd set a temperature.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"How's your brain doing today, Sam?" I hear you ask. Well, I got the fish fillets out of the freezer, put them on a baking tray, put them in the oven, set the timer, turned the dial to put the light on in there, left it, until my fiancée opened the oven and asked if I'd set a temperature.
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did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
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I'm so excited! Check out my first article for @thedailytism.com
Helpful! Autistic woman discovers that “on-the-job training” means throwing you to the wolves
An autistic woman’s first job has ended in disaster after she discovered that “on-the-job-training” means chucking you in the deep end without so much as a pair of inflatable armbands, sources have cl...
thedailytism.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm so excited! Check out my first article for @thedailytism.com
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
Job hunting emails doing the bald man dirty.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Job hunting emails doing the bald man dirty.
Wedding venue contract has arrived at the correct place, most of the initial round of payments have been made, now all I have to do is get a job soon enough to pay for the remainder. We move onto the planning stage!
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Wedding venue contract has arrived at the correct place, most of the initial round of payments have been made, now all I have to do is get a job soon enough to pay for the remainder. We move onto the planning stage!
Mexican Grand Prix was great, shame the FIA are like Sandra Bullock in Birdbox when it came to Verstappen making up his own circuit for the first couple of laps.
October 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Mexican Grand Prix was great, shame the FIA are like Sandra Bullock in Birdbox when it came to Verstappen making up his own circuit for the first couple of laps.
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Aah Wales, never change ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Aah Wales, never change ❤️
Soy boy final boss.
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Soy boy final boss.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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When nobody realizes the camera's there, we find out what the UNIT rank-and-file actually think of the Doctor
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When nobody realizes the camera's there, we find out what the UNIT rank-and-file actually think of the Doctor
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This is very fucking cool and I felt confident that I could do it, too . . . until he got to the trees 😂
Fucking spray paint Bob Ross lol
Fucking spray paint Bob Ross lol
October 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is very fucking cool and I felt confident that I could do it, too . . . until he got to the trees 😂
Fucking spray paint Bob Ross lol
Fucking spray paint Bob Ross lol
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"But soft! What light through yonder window... BRAKES!"
Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver
Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver
A 17th-century building that housed William Shakespeare's family has been left damaged after a driver reversed into it.
news.sky.com
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"But soft! What light through yonder window... BRAKES!"
My assignment co-pilot is stopping me from getting a bagel.
October 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My assignment co-pilot is stopping me from getting a bagel.
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One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
November 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
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Please be patient with me I’m from the 1900s
October 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Please be patient with me I’m from the 1900s
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Ring The Bells book 5 of The Stranger Times series is out today!! Available everywhere.
Well, not newsagents.
Or hairdressers.
Almost no nail saloons.
Come to think of it - book shops. Really mainly available in book shops.
Well, not newsagents.
Or hairdressers.
Almost no nail saloons.
Come to think of it - book shops. Really mainly available in book shops.
October 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Ring The Bells book 5 of The Stranger Times series is out today!! Available everywhere.
Well, not newsagents.
Or hairdressers.
Almost no nail saloons.
Come to think of it - book shops. Really mainly available in book shops.
Well, not newsagents.
Or hairdressers.
Almost no nail saloons.
Come to think of it - book shops. Really mainly available in book shops.
*Kenneth Williams shocked face gif*
October 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
*Kenneth Williams shocked face gif*
Can someone explain to me how I could possibly have taken too much holiday before I was fired when I had two days outstanding because apparently Sandicliffe are using it as a reason to drop almost £1k off my final payslip. Fucking ridiculous company.
September 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Can someone explain to me how I could possibly have taken too much holiday before I was fired when I had two days outstanding because apparently Sandicliffe are using it as a reason to drop almost £1k off my final payslip. Fucking ridiculous company.
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I did it. I added some Keystone Cops music to this:
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I did it. I added some Keystone Cops music to this:
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Pens down everyone, we're done for the day.
September 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Pens down everyone, we're done for the day.