Sam Joyson-Cardy
@sjjc16.bsky.social
Author, multilingual, handy in a quiz. Don't worry I haven't heard of me either. Says fuck a lot. #BeneathTheRavensWing available now.
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Sam Joyson-Cardy
@sjjc16.bsky.social
· Feb 20
Beneath The Raven's Wing: 1 (The Light In The Shadow Sequence)
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Got let go from work today, gonna be an interesting couple of months at least, so if you could see your ways to buying a copy of my book (the one that hasn't been canned by the publisher) then it would be greatly appreciated. Also available as an audiobook.
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I get complimented on my phone voice a hell of a lot for someone who would gladly not speak to another soul unless I liked them enough. Customer service mode me is a different guy entirely.
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I get complimented on my phone voice a hell of a lot for someone who would gladly not speak to another soul unless I liked them enough. Customer service mode me is a different guy entirely.
My colleague today is not a fan of doing things when the weather is like this. Or ever, really.
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
My colleague today is not a fan of doing things when the weather is like this. Or ever, really.
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Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
Donald Trump watching the World Cup draw after receiving his "peace" prize.
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Donald Trump watching the World Cup draw after receiving his "peace" prize.
Sure, because the problem isn't underfunding of mental health services or diagnostic access, it's pesky people actually realising they may need some additional support or an official diagnosis. In the bin with you.
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sure, because the problem isn't underfunding of mental health services or diagnostic access, it's pesky people actually realising they may need some additional support or an official diagnosis. In the bin with you.
Even ChatGPT would ask, "bro what the fuck?"
I don't understand what is written on the screen in this photo, but it gives me life. Is it Dostoevsky?
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Even ChatGPT would ask, "bro what the fuck?"
Once again, I am asking Spurs to stop being shit.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Once again, I am asking Spurs to stop being shit.
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
TikTok just put a pop-up in my scrolling to ask if the last video I watched was worth my time.
Bro, we both know that no video on TikTok is worth my time, it just distracts me from the radio static noise in my head when I'm not doing anything.
Bro, we both know that no video on TikTok is worth my time, it just distracts me from the radio static noise in my head when I'm not doing anything.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
TikTok just put a pop-up in my scrolling to ask if the last video I watched was worth my time.
Bro, we both know that no video on TikTok is worth my time, it just distracts me from the radio static noise in my head when I'm not doing anything.
Bro, we both know that no video on TikTok is worth my time, it just distracts me from the radio static noise in my head when I'm not doing anything.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
Well, that was shite. #NorthLondonDerby
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Well, that was shite. #NorthLondonDerby
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
"People's front of Judea" would work.
"Plan for the party's name"
NEW: Inside the Corbyn-Sultana power struggle
— upcoming Corbyn v Sultana leadership race (+ ‘plague on all your houses’ candidate?)
— Jamie Driscoll + Adnan Hussain bow out
— ambition for conference reduced
— plan for the party’s name
& more 👇 www.politicshome.com/news/article...
— upcoming Corbyn v Sultana leadership race (+ ‘plague on all your houses’ candidate?)
— Jamie Driscoll + Adnan Hussain bow out
— ambition for conference reduced
— plan for the party’s name
& more 👇 www.politicshome.com/news/article...
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"People's front of Judea" would work.
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"Southern Spear" sounds like an inadvisably large dildo.
"narco-terrorist" as a phrase is so phenomenal. combining the two biggest, decades-long foreign policy failures since the end of the cold war. i'm sure it'll work.
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"Southern Spear" sounds like an inadvisably large dildo.
Very much hoping that the email I just received regarding why I didn't pass probation at my last two jobs isn't contingent on my getting the job that has moved start dates, offered me the role, and is due to start on Wednesday. Because if they withdraw the offer I'm going to lose my shit.
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Very much hoping that the email I just received regarding why I didn't pass probation at my last two jobs isn't contingent on my getting the job that has moved start dates, offered me the role, and is due to start on Wednesday. Because if they withdraw the offer I'm going to lose my shit.
"How's your brain doing today, Sam?" I hear you ask. Well, I got the fish fillets out of the freezer, put them on a baking tray, put them in the oven, set the timer, turned the dial to put the light on in there, left it, until my fiancée opened the oven and asked if I'd set a temperature.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"How's your brain doing today, Sam?" I hear you ask. Well, I got the fish fillets out of the freezer, put them on a baking tray, put them in the oven, set the timer, turned the dial to put the light on in there, left it, until my fiancée opened the oven and asked if I'd set a temperature.
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did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
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I'm so excited! Check out my first article for @thedailytism.com
Helpful! Autistic woman discovers that “on-the-job training” means throwing you to the wolves
An autistic woman’s first job has ended in disaster after she discovered that “on-the-job-training” means chucking you in the deep end without so much as a pair of inflatable armbands, sources have cl...
thedailytism.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm so excited! Check out my first article for @thedailytism.com
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
Job hunting emails doing the bald man dirty.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Job hunting emails doing the bald man dirty.
Wedding venue contract has arrived at the correct place, most of the initial round of payments have been made, now all I have to do is get a job soon enough to pay for the remainder. We move onto the planning stage!
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Wedding venue contract has arrived at the correct place, most of the initial round of payments have been made, now all I have to do is get a job soon enough to pay for the remainder. We move onto the planning stage!