Sam Joyson-Cardy
@sjjc16.bsky.social
Author, multilingual, handy in a quiz. Don't worry I haven't heard of me either. Says fuck a lot. #BeneathTheRavensWing available now.
Job hunting emails doing the bald man dirty.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Job hunting emails doing the bald man dirty.
Soy boy final boss.
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Soy boy final boss.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
My assignment co-pilot is stopping me from getting a bagel.
October 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My assignment co-pilot is stopping me from getting a bagel.
*Kenneth Williams shocked face gif*
October 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
*Kenneth Williams shocked face gif*
BriBri is not bothered by the Ryder Cup.
September 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
BriBri is not bothered by the Ryder Cup.
Not an expert in geopolitics, but anything being referred to as the "Madman Theory" probably isn't so great.
July 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Not an expert in geopolitics, but anything being referred to as the "Madman Theory" probably isn't so great.
I'm no lawyer, but I'd say we have an excellent case.
June 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm no lawyer, but I'd say we have an excellent case.
Was there some kind of correlation here?
June 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Was there some kind of correlation here?
Acting like he didn't just smack me square in the nuts about two minutes ago.
June 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Acting like he didn't just smack me square in the nuts about two minutes ago.
So hot one of my cats melted.
June 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So hot one of my cats melted.
Something's wrong with my car's cat-a-lytic converter.
June 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Something's wrong with my car's cat-a-lytic converter.
May 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Took my best guess for the mini crossword today.
April 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Took my best guess for the mini crossword today.
Also, I managed to see the book cover I designed from scratch for my self-published books in the flesh* today. Not bad if I do say so myself.
*paper
#selfpublished #author #fantasy #paperback #audiobook
*paper
#selfpublished #author #fantasy #paperback #audiobook
April 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Also, I managed to see the book cover I designed from scratch for my self-published books in the flesh* today. Not bad if I do say so myself.
*paper
#selfpublished #author #fantasy #paperback #audiobook
*paper
#selfpublished #author #fantasy #paperback #audiobook
Our little Luna bean is back safe and sound after her big four week adventure in the wilds of Beeston, as you can see, no ill effects and snoozing on my fiancée's lap like the whole thing wasn't a stress at all.
April 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Our little Luna bean is back safe and sound after her big four week adventure in the wilds of Beeston, as you can see, no ill effects and snoozing on my fiancée's lap like the whole thing wasn't a stress at all.
Nicked from Facebook.
March 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Nicked from Facebook.
My idiot cat got out this morning, she's small, black, and has never been outside before. Anyone in Beeston see her, she answers to Luna, is an olympic level sprinter, but if you can nab her, then much appreciated. #Beeston #Nottingham #Cat #MissingCat
March 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My idiot cat got out this morning, she's small, black, and has never been outside before. Anyone in Beeston see her, she answers to Luna, is an olympic level sprinter, but if you can nab her, then much appreciated. #Beeston #Nottingham #Cat #MissingCat
I'd rather ruin my spine than move to a more comfortable position if it means not disturbing her fourth nap of the day. Cats really don't know how good they have it.
March 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'd rather ruin my spine than move to a more comfortable position if it means not disturbing her fourth nap of the day. Cats really don't know how good they have it.
"The referee's a wanker"
February 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"The referee's a wanker"
I assume that as former Shadow Brexit Secretary, Starmer assumes everything can be resolved by a handily placed backstop.
February 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I assume that as former Shadow Brexit Secretary, Starmer assumes everything can be resolved by a handily placed backstop.
January 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM