SirVixen
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SirVixen
@sirvixen.bsky.social
Burlesque performer. Artist. Cat mom. Very polite baddie.
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shoutout to my children for ending their oreo ice cream phase the day we bought three months' worth of it at costco
March 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Very tired of shows and movies where the hero kills and maims underlings en masse but hesitates or just DOES NOT when they get to the boss of bosses who has been the architect of evil and cruelty. If you kill the henchmen, you better do the same to their boss.
March 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Ozymandias
March 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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They call us strange. Other. Unfamiliar.
We call it Freedom. Expansion. Evolution.
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“They alienate us ’cause we different, keep your hands to the sky.” –OutKast
We are the galaxies they fear, the constellations they can’t name.

#Afrofuturism #CollageArt #DifferentByDesign #WeAreTheAliens #artsky
March 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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‘Rhythm’ has two h’s and no vowels.

Just remember:

Rhythm
Helps
Your
Two
Hips
Move

Rhythm is also a dancer and a soul’s companion.
March 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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oh no baby are you hurt? here lemme take your pulse (holds ur balls)
March 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Forgot I can paint whatever I want so I painted Yoda doing a sick jump over burning anakin
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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The 90s Animated Men in Black theme song is one of the hardest beats in existence.
March 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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☺️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
#artsky #collage #collageart #surreal #surrealism #afrofuture #art #surrealart
March 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Everything got so stupid so quickly.
March 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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if I can't suck your dick by the side of the highway then what kind of friends are we? thank god I brought my nintendo DS, otherwise this road trip would have been a bust.
March 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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what we need is a world where people are once again willing to walk into a movie pitch and be like "just a guy, but with scissors for hands send cheque"
March 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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the democrats should all wear juggalo makeup, I don’t think it would help but it would be annoying to give a speech looking at that
March 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Wishing every trans person a merry look into the mirror and realize damn I look cute

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
March 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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everyone: wow being a librarian is so cool you just get to read books all day

your local librarian: today I had to break up a knife fight in the encyclopedia section
March 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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hey so me and the other monsters were thinkin maybe you go to a different level. you already killed a lot of us. we’re grievin pretty bad.
March 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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February 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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“I’m building an army to dismantle the government”
“Brilliant, sir”
“And it will be entirely made up of strange boys”
“Uhh, yeah … yeah great”
February 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM