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SirVixen
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Burlesque performer. Artist. Cat mom. Very polite baddie.
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dennycarter.bsky.social
shoutout to my children for ending their oreo ice cream phase the day we bought three months' worth of it at costco
March 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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mariahaskins.com
Very tired of shows and movies where the hero kills and maims underlings en masse but hesitates or just DOES NOT when they get to the boss of bosses who has been the architect of evil and cruelty. If you kill the henchmen, you better do the same to their boss.
March 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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jay.bsky.team
Ozymandias
Ozymandias I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: ‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’ Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
March 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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inkd-vader.bsky.social
They call us strange. Other. Unfamiliar.
We call it Freedom. Expansion. Evolution.
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“They alienate us ’cause we different, keep your hands to the sky.” –OutKast
We are the galaxies they fear, the constellations they can’t name.

#Afrofuturism #CollageArt #DifferentByDesign #WeAreTheAliens #artsky
March 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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merriam-webster.com
‘Rhythm’ has two h’s and no vowels.

Just remember:

Rhythm
Helps
Your
Two
Hips
Move

Rhythm is also a dancer and a soul’s companion.
March 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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amiyatzin.bsky.social
oh no baby are you hurt? here lemme take your pulse (holds ur balls)
March 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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lychgate.bsky.social
Forgot I can paint whatever I want so I painted Yoda doing a sick jump over burning anakin
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
The 90s Animated Men in Black theme song is one of the hardest beats in existence.
March 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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inkd-vader.bsky.social
☺️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
#artsky #collage #collageart #surreal #surrealism #afrofuture #art #surrealart
March 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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mollyjongfast.bsky.social
Everything got so stupid so quickly.
March 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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amiyatzin.bsky.social
if I can't suck your dick by the side of the highway then what kind of friends are we? thank god I brought my nintendo DS, otherwise this road trip would have been a bust.
March 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
what we need is a world where people are once again willing to walk into a movie pitch and be like "just a guy, but with scissors for hands send cheque"
March 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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lolennui.bsky.social
the democrats should all wear juggalo makeup, I don’t think it would help but it would be annoying to give a speech looking at that
March 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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dailybunnies.bsky.social
March 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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miawong.bsky.social
Wishing every trans person a merry look into the mirror and realize damn I look cute

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
March 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
everyone: wow being a librarian is so cool you just get to read books all day

your local librarian: today I had to break up a knife fight in the encyclopedia section
March 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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utilitylimb.bsky.social
hey so me and the other monsters were thinkin maybe you go to a different level. you already killed a lot of us. we’re grievin pretty bad.
March 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "sometimes, I have a fantast about being lightly grilled." A large set of tongs places the man on a hot grill. "My skin would burn, but it owuld be very pleasurable." He relaxes in the prone position on top of the grill. "And I would compare my grill marks with other grill guys." The man is at a job interview and completes the classic thought "but other than that, I would say my greatest weakness is that I'm a perfectionist."
February 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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technihilism.bsky.social
the classic Sickos meme only it's PKD outside the window going "Yes...ha ha ha... YES!"
February 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
“I’m building an army to dismantle the government”
“Brilliant, sir”
“And it will be entirely made up of strange boys”
“Uhh, yeah … yeah great”
February 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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samanthamaich.bsky.social
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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matttomic.bsky.social
Simpsons Itchy & Scratchy land episode: Lisa runs into Homer and Marge's room with Bart in a wagon looking dead. She yells "mom dad! Pope Francis passed!" Bart wakes up and announces "that's right - passed another peaceful night in hospital!"
February 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM