Alt Tom Service
@siropsalot.bsky.social
I like Big Data and I cannot lie.
Designer of expensive systems that run in the cloud
I keep your TV running, or at least the ads that subsidized it
Designer of expensive systems that run in the cloud
I keep your TV running, or at least the ads that subsidized it
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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oh look it’s my politics in a picture
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
oh look it’s my politics in a picture
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No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
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Remember, folks: only 3 more shopping days until Partially Muscled Skeleton Day!
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Remember, folks: only 3 more shopping days until Partially Muscled Skeleton Day!
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one last time
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
one last time
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MrBeast did 9/11
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
Beast Land is being marketed as the 'Ultimate MrBeast Experience' and will be a part of Riyadh Season
kotaku.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
MrBeast did 9/11
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Genuinely hilarious that Bill Kristol has more moral clarity in the moment than Chuck Schumer
If I told 14 year old me this had happened hed say "time to cut back on the beer old man."
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Genuinely hilarious that Bill Kristol has more moral clarity in the moment than Chuck Schumer
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fyi, the SNAP eliminations are a Project 2025 mandate.
SNAP recipients didn’t lose benefits during prior such shutdowns.
Pay attention.
SNAP recipients didn’t lose benefits during prior such shutdowns.
Pay attention.
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
fyi, the SNAP eliminations are a Project 2025 mandate.
SNAP recipients didn’t lose benefits during prior such shutdowns.
Pay attention.
SNAP recipients didn’t lose benefits during prior such shutdowns.
Pay attention.
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right, so … this is why the layoffs that are being attributed to ai are happening. it’s technically true but it’s not about replacing people with ai it’s about spending out the ass on ai investments and having to cover those expenses to maintain a margin by lopping off salary expenses
Meta shares are plunging in heavy trading, on pace for their worst day in three years. Here's why: cnb.cx/4hAPrzH #CNBCData
October 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
right, so … this is why the layoffs that are being attributed to ai are happening. it’s technically true but it’s not about replacing people with ai it’s about spending out the ass on ai investments and having to cover those expenses to maintain a margin by lopping off salary expenses
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Thought the Times had been hoaxed. Turns out to be so much better than that
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Thought the Times had been hoaxed. Turns out to be so much better than that
To be fair to the monkeys, I'd be aggressive towards people if they infected me with a bunch of diseases
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
To be fair to the monkeys, I'd be aggressive towards people if they infected me with a bunch of diseases
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Mar Awa III (David Royel) was born, raised, was graduated from college, and ordained in Chicago. He knew exactly what he was doing.
Pope Leo is a longtime fan of the Chicago White Sox. Some people can’t seem to keep it straight.
Once Again: The Pope Likes That Other Chicago Team, Not the Cubs
Although he posed with a Cubs jersey on Monday, a gift from a religious leader also from Chicago, Pope Leo is a longtime fan of the Chicago White Sox. Some people can’t seem to keep it straight.
nyti.ms
October 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Mar Awa III (David Royel) was born, raised, was graduated from college, and ordained in Chicago. He knew exactly what he was doing.
It's fine, <kid 3> is being difficult but she's in bed
October 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It's fine, <kid 3> is being difficult but she's in bed
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The "Don't deploy all your critical systems to us-east1" challenge will never have a winner
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The "Don't deploy all your critical systems to us-east1" challenge will never have a winner
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/ UPDATE ON BOSTON RAINBLOB TIMING
/ THESE RAINBLOBS PROBS WONT FILL IN OVER THE BOSTON AREA UNTIL BTWIXT 9 & 10 AM
/ HEAVY RAINBLOBS
/ WILL BEGIN 2 FLOAT AWAY AFTER 12 - 1 PM
/ SHULD BE ALL FLOATED AWAY BEYE 2 PM
/ WICKED GUSTS UP2 40 MPH
/ THESE RAINBLOBS PROBS WONT FILL IN OVER THE BOSTON AREA UNTIL BTWIXT 9 & 10 AM
/ HEAVY RAINBLOBS
/ WILL BEGIN 2 FLOAT AWAY AFTER 12 - 1 PM
/ SHULD BE ALL FLOATED AWAY BEYE 2 PM
/ WICKED GUSTS UP2 40 MPH
October 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
/ UPDATE ON BOSTON RAINBLOB TIMING
/ THESE RAINBLOBS PROBS WONT FILL IN OVER THE BOSTON AREA UNTIL BTWIXT 9 & 10 AM
/ HEAVY RAINBLOBS
/ WILL BEGIN 2 FLOAT AWAY AFTER 12 - 1 PM
/ SHULD BE ALL FLOATED AWAY BEYE 2 PM
/ WICKED GUSTS UP2 40 MPH
/ THESE RAINBLOBS PROBS WONT FILL IN OVER THE BOSTON AREA UNTIL BTWIXT 9 & 10 AM
/ HEAVY RAINBLOBS
/ WILL BEGIN 2 FLOAT AWAY AFTER 12 - 1 PM
/ SHULD BE ALL FLOATED AWAY BEYE 2 PM
/ WICKED GUSTS UP2 40 MPH
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October 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Picked this up at a childrens book fair, should I mail it to the HHS secretary
October 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Picked this up at a childrens book fair, should I mail it to the HHS secretary
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Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.