Alt Tom Service
@siropsalot.bsky.social
I like Big Data and I cannot lie.
Designer of expensive systems that run in the cloud
I keep your TV running, or at least the ads that subsidized it
Designer of expensive systems that run in the cloud
I keep your TV running, or at least the ads that subsidized it
Time for a bedtime story
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Time for a bedtime story
Woah, Woah, woah. Easy with the partially muscled skeleton creep. Let's get through Ambulatory Circulatory System Day first
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Woah, Woah, woah. Easy with the partially muscled skeleton creep. Let's get through Ambulatory Circulatory System Day first
It's fine, <kid 3> is being difficult but she's in bed
October 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It's fine, <kid 3> is being difficult but she's in bed
I know a guy who would be great for the job
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I know a guy who would be great for the job
Now I want everyone to check under your seats. That's right, you get a war crime!
And YOU get a war crime!
EVERYBODY'S GETTING WAR CRIMES!
And YOU get a war crime!
EVERYBODY'S GETTING WAR CRIMES!
September 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Now I want everyone to check under your seats. That's right, you get a war crime!
And YOU get a war crime!
EVERYBODY'S GETTING WAR CRIMES!
And YOU get a war crime!
EVERYBODY'S GETTING WAR CRIMES!
The same energy as this guy
September 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The same energy as this guy
Another option would be to put one of these in each classroom
August 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Another option would be to put one of these in each classroom
Post a meme made by you
August 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Post a meme made by you
August 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My favorite doctor and companion
August 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My favorite doctor and companion
But Sam is the dog and Max is the bunny
August 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
But Sam is the dog and Max is the bunny
Look who just moved in under my deck
June 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Look who just moved in under my deck
This was a pretty cool Father's Day present
June 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This was a pretty cool Father's Day present
It's under control now
May 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's under control now
Looks like we've got an up close view of the fire on Batterymarch
May 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Looks like we've got an up close view of the fire on Batterymarch
Getting in is the easy part, the hard part is getting in
May 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Getting in is the easy part, the hard part is getting in
Argh, I had a near perfect Day One run that only needed a battery pack or foundation to win
May 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Argh, I had a near perfect Day One run that only needed a battery pack or foundation to win
