Noah Gilbert
@silumet.bsky.social
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Pro tip:
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.
June 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Pro tip:
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.
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Starting a SCARED STRAIGHT style program where pro athletes visit high schools across America to make parents realize their kids have no chance
June 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Starting a SCARED STRAIGHT style program where pro athletes visit high schools across America to make parents realize their kids have no chance
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I don't know for certain if Jake Tapper would physically wither up and die if we all stopped paying attention to him, but I still think it's worth a try.
May 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I don't know for certain if Jake Tapper would physically wither up and die if we all stopped paying attention to him, but I still think it's worth a try.
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In Gaza, hospitals have collapsed. Babies ran out of formula. Clean drinking water is gone. Meanwhile, trucks filled with aid are waiting idle by the border. Instead of trying to do a Gaza real estate deal, Trump should press the Netanyahu government to open aid routes & stop starving Palestinians.
May 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Gaza, hospitals have collapsed. Babies ran out of formula. Clean drinking water is gone. Meanwhile, trucks filled with aid are waiting idle by the border. Instead of trying to do a Gaza real estate deal, Trump should press the Netanyahu government to open aid routes & stop starving Palestinians.
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Remember when they wouldn’t let AOC be ranking member on Oversight because a medically fragile 74 year old didn’t want to give up power?
And then he died five months later?
And then he died five months later?
May 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Remember when they wouldn’t let AOC be ranking member on Oversight because a medically fragile 74 year old didn’t want to give up power?
And then he died five months later?
And then he died five months later?
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Huge congratulations to His Holiness Pope Leo XIV, who has made history as the first American, and most importantly Chicagoan, to lead the Catholic Church!
May 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Huge congratulations to His Holiness Pope Leo XIV, who has made history as the first American, and most importantly Chicagoan, to lead the Catholic Church!
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WTAF! Who in their right mind could ever be ok with this? Not to mention you can’t deport US citizens. www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
Judge says 2-year-old US citizen appears to have been deported with ‘no meaningful process’
The girl was deported Friday with her mother to Honduras, despite her father’s efforts to keep her in the United States.
www.politico.com
April 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
WTAF! Who in their right mind could ever be ok with this? Not to mention you can’t deport US citizens. www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
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what
Jackson County TN Christian nationalist Pastor Andrew Isker is apparently afraid that TSA scanners will make him become attracted to men - so he chooses a personal pat-down instead.
April 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
what
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this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me
April 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me
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i am fascinated by the outright refusal of people in the professional political commentary class to just consider the possibility that there is no plan and that trump really is a braying idiot with the more acute case of narcissistic personality disorder on record
April 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i am fascinated by the outright refusal of people in the professional political commentary class to just consider the possibility that there is no plan and that trump really is a braying idiot with the more acute case of narcissistic personality disorder on record
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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Coyote vs Acme has been acquired by Ketchup Entertainment for distribution!
The film stars Will Forte, John Cena, Lana Condor and Tone Bell.
The film stars Will Forte, John Cena, Lana Condor and Tone Bell.
March 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Coyote vs Acme has been acquired by Ketchup Entertainment for distribution!
The film stars Will Forte, John Cena, Lana Condor and Tone Bell.
The film stars Will Forte, John Cena, Lana Condor and Tone Bell.
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You're an Iranian intel officer. You've spent months perfecting a PDF that invisibly executes a keylogger on a low-level but highly cleared asset's private machine, which they're not supposed to be using for government work. Pete Hegseth adds you to a chat with the joint chiefs called BRUNCH BITCHES
March 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You're an Iranian intel officer. You've spent months perfecting a PDF that invisibly executes a keylogger on a low-level but highly cleared asset's private machine, which they're not supposed to be using for government work. Pete Hegseth adds you to a chat with the joint chiefs called BRUNCH BITCHES
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i would drink a marxarita
I am sorry to her for posting this but I feel like people need to know that this is what they attacked her with (in comics, media, IRL)
IMMEDIATELY when she hit the scene after her grassroots campaign & no corporate sponsors
Because they were THREATENED AS FUCK
#AOC
IMMEDIATELY when she hit the scene after her grassroots campaign & no corporate sponsors
Because they were THREATENED AS FUCK
#AOC
March 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i would drink a marxarita
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Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
March 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
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the right's power has been built off the back of the willingness to kill and to threaten murder. this goes back decades, the crusade to repeal Roe had a legislative arm and it had a bunch of dudes willing to shoot or bomb clinics.
Meanwhile leftists go to prison for tweeting aggressively.
Meanwhile leftists go to prison for tweeting aggressively.
MAGA and Trump _will_ get someone killed. This is why he names relatives and spouses of the direct targets.
And he will always have plausible deniability of any involvement. You know, like his best buddy who has people fall out of windows.
It's how he keeps his GOP stooges in Congress in line.
And he will always have plausible deniability of any involvement. You know, like his best buddy who has people fall out of windows.
It's how he keeps his GOP stooges in Congress in line.
Really ominous. Earlier this month someone threatened a sister of Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett with a mail bomb. The escalating verbal attacks by Trump and his GOP allies against judges whose rulings they dislike are going to lead to violence www.nytimes.com/2025/03/19/u...
March 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
the right's power has been built off the back of the willingness to kill and to threaten murder. this goes back decades, the crusade to repeal Roe had a legislative arm and it had a bunch of dudes willing to shoot or bomb clinics.
Meanwhile leftists go to prison for tweeting aggressively.
Meanwhile leftists go to prison for tweeting aggressively.
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i'll fess up: for the last like fifteen years i despised Jesse Eisenberg on reflex. anytime he came up in a movie I'd say, nah, not for me, fuck that guy.
turns out i just hated Mark Zuckerberg so much my hate boomeranged around to Jesse. kinda a compliment to his acting when you think about it
turns out i just hated Mark Zuckerberg so much my hate boomeranged around to Jesse. kinda a compliment to his acting when you think about it
March 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i'll fess up: for the last like fifteen years i despised Jesse Eisenberg on reflex. anytime he came up in a movie I'd say, nah, not for me, fuck that guy.
turns out i just hated Mark Zuckerberg so much my hate boomeranged around to Jesse. kinda a compliment to his acting when you think about it
turns out i just hated Mark Zuckerberg so much my hate boomeranged around to Jesse. kinda a compliment to his acting when you think about it
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Chuck Schumer is going out to meet swing voters where they live: in the upscale book stores of America's wealthy suburbs.
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Chuck Schumer is going out to meet swing voters where they live: in the upscale book stores of America's wealthy suburbs.
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man when NATE SILVER gets it and you don't, holy shit
March 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
man when NATE SILVER gets it and you don't, holy shit
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sick, semper tyrannis
Former Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte was taken into custody on Tuesday after the Philippine government said it received an International Criminal Court (ICC) warrant for his arrest over his "war on drugs" that killed thousands during his term.
Former Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte in custody after ICC warrant issued, government says | CNN
Former President Rodrigo Duterte was taken into custody on Tuesday after the Philippine government said it received an International Criminal Court (ICC) warrant for his arrest.
www.cnn.com
March 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
sick, semper tyrannis
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Soviet socialism was based on paradoxes that were revealed by the peculiar experience of its collapse.
Learn more about Alexei Yurchak's Everything Was Forever, Until It Was No More and find the ebook for $2.99/£2.99: hubs.ly/Q03bbx5m0
Learn more about Alexei Yurchak's Everything Was Forever, Until It Was No More and find the ebook for $2.99/£2.99: hubs.ly/Q03bbx5m0
March 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Soviet socialism was based on paradoxes that were revealed by the peculiar experience of its collapse.
Learn more about Alexei Yurchak's Everything Was Forever, Until It Was No More and find the ebook for $2.99/£2.99: hubs.ly/Q03bbx5m0
Learn more about Alexei Yurchak's Everything Was Forever, Until It Was No More and find the ebook for $2.99/£2.99: hubs.ly/Q03bbx5m0
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The Seahawks just ruined my day
March 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Seahawks just ruined my day