Janette Moser
@mjmoser.bsky.social
Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Snoopy aficionado. Baltimore. Boston. Union Rep. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑
Pinned
Update: my head is sweating.
That's how you know it's good.
That's how you know it's good.
Jamaican for lunch/dinner? I think yes.
Really on an island cuisine bender this weekend.
Really on an island cuisine bender this weekend.
January 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Update: my head is sweating.
That's how you know it's good.
That's how you know it's good.
Jamaican for lunch/dinner? I think yes.
Really on an island cuisine bender this weekend.
Really on an island cuisine bender this weekend.
January 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Jamaican for lunch/dinner? I think yes.
Really on an island cuisine bender this weekend.
Really on an island cuisine bender this weekend.
Typical bsky bullshit. Chock full of hall monitors and teacher's pets.
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
![A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.'
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycbmujtxprrwbkiw3x5qsyz4/bafkreieh2ddespqvcqdhpfy4g2higsw4lfiguzpaxs3rdessztcokmww6i@jpeg)
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Typical bsky bullshit. Chock full of hall monitors and teacher's pets.
Mexican American who is playing for Mexico in the World Baseball Classic decides to wait until now to publicly support MAGA?
Trade him to Kansas. Get him the fuck off my team.
Trade him to Kansas. Get him the fuck off my team.
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Mexican American who is playing for Mexico in the World Baseball Classic decides to wait until now to publicly support MAGA?
Trade him to Kansas. Get him the fuck off my team.
Trade him to Kansas. Get him the fuck off my team.
Mama said knock you out
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Mama said knock you out
The problem with alcohol is that it gives me too much unearned and unjustified confidence. I think I am So Fucking Hot.
And then I wake up at 4am to go to work looking like an absolute gremlin. Highest of highs, lowest of lows.
And then I wake up at 4am to go to work looking like an absolute gremlin. Highest of highs, lowest of lows.
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
The problem with alcohol is that it gives me too much unearned and unjustified confidence. I think I am So Fucking Hot.
And then I wake up at 4am to go to work looking like an absolute gremlin. Highest of highs, lowest of lows.
And then I wake up at 4am to go to work looking like an absolute gremlin. Highest of highs, lowest of lows.
He and I: same page.
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
He and I: same page.
Look at this relic I found in my old Dooney & Bourke. (Not new to this I'm true to this.)
Despite the Orioles being in first place in the AL East and Red Sox being last, Sox won 5-3. Big Papi homered twice, once in the tenth to win it.
Because I was there obviously.
Despite the Orioles being in first place in the AL East and Red Sox being last, Sox won 5-3. Big Papi homered twice, once in the tenth to win it.
Because I was there obviously.
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Look at this relic I found in my old Dooney & Bourke. (Not new to this I'm true to this.)
Despite the Orioles being in first place in the AL East and Red Sox being last, Sox won 5-3. Big Papi homered twice, once in the tenth to win it.
Because I was there obviously.
Despite the Orioles being in first place in the AL East and Red Sox being last, Sox won 5-3. Big Papi homered twice, once in the tenth to win it.
Because I was there obviously.
Made my attorney take me out for Cuban as part of the reverse retainer agreement and it was so fucking good.
January 4, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Made my attorney take me out for Cuban as part of the reverse retainer agreement and it was so fucking good.
Imagine that. A democrat being a stupid war mongering fuckstick.
My statement on the capture of the brutal, illegitimate ruler of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro, and need for a transition to democracy:
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Imagine that. A democrat being a stupid war mongering fuckstick.
Supreme Court says he is above the law so what now.
MARYLAND LEADERS REACT TO U.S. STRIKE IN VENEZUELA: "U.S. military action overnight in Venezuela is deeply troubling and illegal," said U.S. Rep. April McClain-Delaney, D-District 6: https://www.wbaltv.com/article/venezuela-us-strikes-maryland-leaders-react/69908007
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Supreme Court says he is above the law so what now.
Apparently I was also a little low on refrigerant. But my brother in law who is *actually* an hvac tech took care of that this morning. Maybe I will save $20 on my electric bill now. 💀
Changed the furnace filter today so you could say I'm basically an hvac tech.
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Apparently I was also a little low on refrigerant. But my brother in law who is *actually* an hvac tech took care of that this morning. Maybe I will save $20 on my electric bill now. 💀
Maybe this will finally be the day I lose followers. Inshallah.
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Maybe this will finally be the day I lose followers. Inshallah.
Reposted by Janette Moser
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Reposted by Janette Moser
this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning
The man, the myth, the legend.
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
The man, the myth, the legend.
Men who publicly and authentically love their wives are probably the biggest drivers of divorce. Not even joking.
Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
January 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Men who publicly and authentically love their wives are probably the biggest drivers of divorce. Not even joking.
Changed the furnace filter today so you could say I'm basically an hvac tech.
January 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Changed the furnace filter today so you could say I'm basically an hvac tech.
"The Red Sox have made an aggressive offer for Bregman."
Yea ok man. And now Boras uses this rumor to try to drive up the price for other teams. This man is fucking exhausting. I get that it's his job, but if they really offered 5/160 (I don't believe they did), he would've just signed.
Yea ok man. And now Boras uses this rumor to try to drive up the price for other teams. This man is fucking exhausting. I get that it's his job, but if they really offered 5/160 (I don't believe they did), he would've just signed.
January 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
"The Red Sox have made an aggressive offer for Bregman."
Yea ok man. And now Boras uses this rumor to try to drive up the price for other teams. This man is fucking exhausting. I get that it's his job, but if they really offered 5/160 (I don't believe they did), he would've just signed.
Yea ok man. And now Boras uses this rumor to try to drive up the price for other teams. This man is fucking exhausting. I get that it's his job, but if they really offered 5/160 (I don't believe they did), he would've just signed.
Been seeing people say "get Bregman AND Bichette."
Yea, I remember my first off season as a Red Sox fan too. But I was not an adult with a fully developed brain at the time.
Yea, I remember my first off season as a Red Sox fan too. But I was not an adult with a fully developed brain at the time.
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Been seeing people say "get Bregman AND Bichette."
Yea, I remember my first off season as a Red Sox fan too. But I was not an adult with a fully developed brain at the time.
Yea, I remember my first off season as a Red Sox fan too. But I was not an adult with a fully developed brain at the time.
Narrator: they will not do it
Mamdani is showing the next Democratic president what to do in 2029
A brilliant opening maneuver. Framing his predecessor's tenure as aberrant and illegitimate is both totally reasonable and creates room for radical change.
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Narrator: they will not do it
Valid crashout. Perhaps the PR has been too good.
Baltimore is BAD and SCARY and MEAN and DANGEROUS. The food is GROSS. You don't want it. Go to DC. Go to NOVA.
Baltimore is BAD and SCARY and MEAN and DANGEROUS. The food is GROSS. You don't want it. Go to DC. Go to NOVA.
January 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Valid crashout. Perhaps the PR has been too good.
Baltimore is BAD and SCARY and MEAN and DANGEROUS. The food is GROSS. You don't want it. Go to DC. Go to NOVA.
Baltimore is BAD and SCARY and MEAN and DANGEROUS. The food is GROSS. You don't want it. Go to DC. Go to NOVA.
See, before she was an out of touch elitist. Now she's a dirty poor who can't even afford her own clothes.
lol I just came across this post by Zoharn’s wife Rama Duwaji’s stylist and the boots were…. on loan
open.substack.com/pub/brainmat...
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January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
See, before she was an out of touch elitist. Now she's a dirty poor who can't even afford her own clothes.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Out: Times Square
In: Hampden Trash Ball
Not pictured: Baby (grown man) New Year
In: Hampden Trash Ball
Not pictured: Baby (grown man) New Year
January 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Out: Times Square
In: Hampden Trash Ball
Not pictured: Baby (grown man) New Year
In: Hampden Trash Ball
Not pictured: Baby (grown man) New Year