Janette Moser
@mjmoser.bsky.social
Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Snoopy aficionado. Baltimore. Boston. Union Rep. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑
Pinned
Those who can back in do, those who cannot hate those who can.
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Those who can back in do, those who cannot hate those who can.
Brits: silly Americans don't even know what a tea kettle is
Me: has two stove top kettles and a fancy electric kettle at home and then a separate electric kettle at work
Me: has two stove top kettles and a fancy electric kettle at home and then a separate electric kettle at work
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Brits: silly Americans don't even know what a tea kettle is
Me: has two stove top kettles and a fancy electric kettle at home and then a separate electric kettle at work
Me: has two stove top kettles and a fancy electric kettle at home and then a separate electric kettle at work
80 days until opening day at OPACY
88 days until opening day at Fenway
88 days until opening day at Fenway
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
80 days until opening day at OPACY
88 days until opening day at Fenway
88 days until opening day at Fenway
PITCHERS AND CATCHERS IN FIVE WEEKS
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
PITCHERS AND CATCHERS IN FIVE WEEKS
Me: I'm not gonna watch this game.
Also Me: Well, maybe a little.
Me Again: No, fuck this shit.
Also Me: Well, maybe a little.
Me Again: No, fuck this shit.
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Me: I'm not gonna watch this game.
Also Me: Well, maybe a little.
Me Again: No, fuck this shit.
Also Me: Well, maybe a little.
Me Again: No, fuck this shit.
Broadcast booth can't be filmed from the waist down right now.
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Broadcast booth can't be filmed from the waist down right now.
Yes, and if I want to see it, I should be able to freely seek it out.
I should also be able to open non porn social media apps at work or in public without worrying about people's dicks or vaginas being on display.
I should also be able to open non porn social media apps at work or in public without worrying about people's dicks or vaginas being on display.
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Yes, and if I want to see it, I should be able to freely seek it out.
I should also be able to open non porn social media apps at work or in public without worrying about people's dicks or vaginas being on display.
I should also be able to open non porn social media apps at work or in public without worrying about people's dicks or vaginas being on display.
I think you should be allowed to grab onto whatever you want, and when I come to power...
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I think you should be allowed to grab onto whatever you want, and when I come to power...
"THE Ohio State"
Shut the fuck up.
Annoying.
Shut the fuck up.
Annoying.
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
"THE Ohio State"
Shut the fuck up.
Annoying.
Shut the fuck up.
Annoying.
I love that the entire timeline right now is "fuck (whatever football team the poster despises), and all their fans can eat shit and die."
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I love that the entire timeline right now is "fuck (whatever football team the poster despises), and all their fans can eat shit and die."
lol eat shit Kansas
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
lol eat shit Kansas
This entire season of football has been so fucking stupid.
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
This entire season of football has been so fucking stupid.
Police: Hey guys, this person says they have ammonia? Is that a thing?
Us: Pneumonia? Yes pneumonia is a thing.
Us: Pneumonia? Yes pneumonia is a thing.
January 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Police: Hey guys, this person says they have ammonia? Is that a thing?
Us: Pneumonia? Yes pneumonia is a thing.
Us: Pneumonia? Yes pneumonia is a thing.
Update: my head is sweating.
That's how you know it's good.
That's how you know it's good.
Jamaican for lunch/dinner? I think yes.
Really on an island cuisine bender this weekend.
Really on an island cuisine bender this weekend.
January 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Update: my head is sweating.
That's how you know it's good.
That's how you know it's good.
Jamaican for lunch/dinner? I think yes.
Really on an island cuisine bender this weekend.
Really on an island cuisine bender this weekend.
January 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Jamaican for lunch/dinner? I think yes.
Really on an island cuisine bender this weekend.
Really on an island cuisine bender this weekend.
Typical bsky bullshit. Chock full of hall monitors and teacher's pets.
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
![A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.'
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycbmujtxprrwbkiw3x5qsyz4/bafkreieh2ddespqvcqdhpfy4g2higsw4lfiguzpaxs3rdessztcokmww6i@jpeg)
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Typical bsky bullshit. Chock full of hall monitors and teacher's pets.
Mexican American who is playing for Mexico in the World Baseball Classic decides to wait until now to publicly support MAGA?
Trade him to Kansas. Get him the fuck off my team.
Trade him to Kansas. Get him the fuck off my team.
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Mexican American who is playing for Mexico in the World Baseball Classic decides to wait until now to publicly support MAGA?
Trade him to Kansas. Get him the fuck off my team.
Trade him to Kansas. Get him the fuck off my team.
Mama said knock you out
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Mama said knock you out
The problem with alcohol is that it gives me too much unearned and unjustified confidence. I think I am So Fucking Hot.
And then I wake up at 4am to go to work looking like an absolute gremlin. Highest of highs, lowest of lows.
And then I wake up at 4am to go to work looking like an absolute gremlin. Highest of highs, lowest of lows.
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
The problem with alcohol is that it gives me too much unearned and unjustified confidence. I think I am So Fucking Hot.
And then I wake up at 4am to go to work looking like an absolute gremlin. Highest of highs, lowest of lows.
And then I wake up at 4am to go to work looking like an absolute gremlin. Highest of highs, lowest of lows.
He and I: same page.
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
He and I: same page.
Look at this relic I found in my old Dooney & Bourke. (Not new to this I'm true to this.)
Despite the Orioles being in first place in the AL East and Red Sox being last, Sox won 5-3. Big Papi homered twice, once in the tenth to win it.
Because I was there obviously.
Despite the Orioles being in first place in the AL East and Red Sox being last, Sox won 5-3. Big Papi homered twice, once in the tenth to win it.
Because I was there obviously.
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Look at this relic I found in my old Dooney & Bourke. (Not new to this I'm true to this.)
Despite the Orioles being in first place in the AL East and Red Sox being last, Sox won 5-3. Big Papi homered twice, once in the tenth to win it.
Because I was there obviously.
Despite the Orioles being in first place in the AL East and Red Sox being last, Sox won 5-3. Big Papi homered twice, once in the tenth to win it.
Because I was there obviously.
Made my attorney take me out for Cuban as part of the reverse retainer agreement and it was so fucking good.
January 4, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Made my attorney take me out for Cuban as part of the reverse retainer agreement and it was so fucking good.
Imagine that. A democrat being a stupid war mongering fuckstick.
My statement on the capture of the brutal, illegitimate ruler of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro, and need for a transition to democracy:
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Imagine that. A democrat being a stupid war mongering fuckstick.
Supreme Court says he is above the law so what now.
MARYLAND LEADERS REACT TO U.S. STRIKE IN VENEZUELA: "U.S. military action overnight in Venezuela is deeply troubling and illegal," said U.S. Rep. April McClain-Delaney, D-District 6: https://www.wbaltv.com/article/venezuela-us-strikes-maryland-leaders-react/69908007
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Supreme Court says he is above the law so what now.
Apparently I was also a little low on refrigerant. But my brother in law who is *actually* an hvac tech took care of that this morning. Maybe I will save $20 on my electric bill now. 💀
Changed the furnace filter today so you could say I'm basically an hvac tech.
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Apparently I was also a little low on refrigerant. But my brother in law who is *actually* an hvac tech took care of that this morning. Maybe I will save $20 on my electric bill now. 💀