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Janette Moser
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Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Snoopy aficionado. Baltimore. Boston. Union Rep. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑
Pinned
Monsters. Vicious killers.
Reposted by Janette Moser
I have watched the video of the horrible ICE shooting of Renee Good in Minneapolis over & over.

It is grotesque to hear Kristi Noem justify her killing as a response to "domestic terrorism” & for Trump to spread further lies on social media. [1/2]
January 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
AND THE (STATE) MEDIA IS TREATING IT AS HE SAID SHE SAID DESPITE THERE BEING FUCKING VIDEO FOOTAGE OF WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED.

I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
So ICE shot a woman and then also prevented EMS from trying to save her.

Do I have that right?

It takes a lot to upset me but my god. I can't imagine being those paramedics.
January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Everything is getting more expensive, but good news. At least my property assessment also went up 50k.
a man in a green shirt is laughing while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a green shirt is laughing while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Every time your children are outside they can be heard blocks away sounding like they're being abducted by Dennis DePue. Just constantly. Nonstop. They never fucking tire of it.

And you're flabbergasted that I don't want to live that life 24/7.

Please.
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Nice bait but you're not gonna get me to post that shit. I grew up in the generation that learned there are inside thoughts and then there are social media thoughts.
January 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Janette Moser
Democrats cannot vote for a DHS budget that doesn’t restrain the growing lawlessness of this agency.
A witness shared this video with me showing an ICE officer shooting a driver in an SUV in south Minneapolis. DHS says the woman is dead.
ICE officer fatally shoots driver in Minneapolis
YouTube video by Minnesota Reformer
youtu.be
January 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
So ICE shot a woman and then also prevented EMS from trying to save her.

Do I have that right?

It takes a lot to upset me but my god. I can't imagine being those paramedics.
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Diving into the world of Danessa Myricks cosmetics. If she can formulate shades for dark skin tones with a variety other than OOPS ALL WARM, then she can probably formulate a shade for my paper white skin that doesn't turn orange.

Trying out the serum skin tint and blurring balm, so far so good.
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Why is the shopping center where the Owings Mills Mall used to be always so busy? What's going on there?
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Rumble strips ahead?

Don't threaten me with a good time.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Nectar of the gods.
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
January 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Oh that's FUCKING ABSURD
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I think I would almost rather see the Orioles trade for a pitcher, even if it's a short contract because the free agent pitchers available next year are both better and more plentiful.

Big picture here.
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
So here's the thing about the owners of sports teams. You don't need to have an emotional connection to them. You don't have to like them. They don't have to be a born and bred fan of your team.

Learn to view them as the paypigs that they are and you'll be much fucking happier.
January 7, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I need one of these. Then he and my two little UK shitheads can reenact all the Anglo-French wars.
January 7, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The rumor that has been circulating for the last week is that Red Sox have a 170mil/6yr (ish) offer on the table for Bregman.

If they truly offered that and he didn't immediately sign then either he, Boras, or both of them are fucking lost in the sauce.
January 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON ALMOST EVERYTHING BEING FLAT BRIM BULLSHIT.
You want me to pay $45 for a hat and it's ADJUSTABLE? Go fuck yourself Mitchell and Ness, brand of the evil Fanatics conglomerate.
January 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
You want me to pay $45 for a hat and it's ADJUSTABLE? Go fuck yourself Mitchell and Ness, brand of the evil Fanatics conglomerate.
January 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Uh oh. Look what just came in the mail.
January 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I just learned that Baby's dad from Dirty Dancing who is also Detective Lennie Briscoe from Law & Order WAS THE VOICE OF LUMIÈRE
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Kevin Brown is a national treasure.
January 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Those who can back in do, those who cannot hate those who can.
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Brits: silly Americans don't even know what a tea kettle is

Me: has two stove top kettles and a fancy electric kettle at home and then a separate electric kettle at work
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 AM
80 days until opening day at OPACY

88 days until opening day at Fenway
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM