Janette Moser
@mjmoser.bsky.social
Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Baltimore. Boston. Union Rep. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑
Pinned
Taking a gentleman’s dose (800mg) of ibuprofen with my migraine medicine bc my head will. not. stop. fucking. hurting.
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Taking a gentleman’s dose (800mg) of ibuprofen with my migraine medicine bc my head will. not. stop. fucking. hurting.
@haillemmy.bsky.social found a new one to try.
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
@haillemmy.bsky.social found a new one to try.
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The pope? Did a rave? What even is this year? What is happening?
I am more sure than ever that we all died and this is the alternate timeline.
I am more sure than ever that we all died and this is the alternate timeline.
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The pope? Did a rave? What even is this year? What is happening?
I am more sure than ever that we all died and this is the alternate timeline.
I am more sure than ever that we all died and this is the alternate timeline.
I knew it when he posted a presser type video the other day. He seems like a good dude.
Baltimore influencer ‘Sail Local Guy’ to challenge Sen. Bill Ferguson in primary election
Baltimore influencer to challenge Sen. Bill Ferguson in primary election
Baltimore social media influencer and small-business owner Bobby LaPin will challenge Senate President Bill Ferguson in the Democratic primary in June.
buff.ly
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I knew it when he posted a presser type video the other day. He seems like a good dude.
Me: hey, what happened? What’s going on?
Man: an incident has occurred over here on the side of the highway
Me: what you do mean by incident? Car accident? Or something else?
Man, smugly: an “accident” would imply that it wasn’t intentional so *I* would hesitate to use that improper description.
Man: an incident has occurred over here on the side of the highway
Me: what you do mean by incident? Car accident? Or something else?
Man, smugly: an “accident” would imply that it wasn’t intentional so *I* would hesitate to use that improper description.
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me: hey, what happened? What’s going on?
Man: an incident has occurred over here on the side of the highway
Me: what you do mean by incident? Car accident? Or something else?
Man, smugly: an “accident” would imply that it wasn’t intentional so *I* would hesitate to use that improper description.
Man: an incident has occurred over here on the side of the highway
Me: what you do mean by incident? Car accident? Or something else?
Man, smugly: an “accident” would imply that it wasn’t intentional so *I* would hesitate to use that improper description.
Dems who voted to confirm her:
Baldwin
Bennett
Booker
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Gallego
Hassan
Heinrich
Hickenlooper
Klobuchar
Ossoff
Peters
Rosen
Schiff
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warnock
Welch
Baldwin
Bennett
Booker
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Gallego
Hassan
Heinrich
Hickenlooper
Klobuchar
Ossoff
Peters
Rosen
Schiff
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warnock
Welch
After weaponizing the shutdown to block SNAP benefits for hungry people, the Trump Admin is using the oldest trick in the book to do more of the same.
This kind of red tape does nothing to prevent fraud — it just makes it harder for working people to get the benefits they need.
This kind of red tape does nothing to prevent fraud — it just makes it harder for working people to get the benefits they need.
Trump administration will require SNAP participants to reapply for benefits
Food aid recipients are already required to recertify their information regularly. But the move is part of USDA chief Brooke Rollins’ effort to overhaul the program.
www.politico.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Dems who voted to confirm her:
Baldwin
Bennett
Booker
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Gallego
Hassan
Heinrich
Hickenlooper
Klobuchar
Ossoff
Peters
Rosen
Schiff
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warnock
Welch
Baldwin
Bennett
Booker
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Gallego
Hassan
Heinrich
Hickenlooper
Klobuchar
Ossoff
Peters
Rosen
Schiff
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warnock
Welch
Those files were never getting released.
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Those files were never getting released.
You heard it here first, folks. lol.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You heard it here first, folks. lol.
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I can’t believe Donald Trump would sully a time honored tradition like sucking your buddy off for fun
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I can’t believe Donald Trump would sully a time honored tradition like sucking your buddy off for fun
I am so damaged because now every time I see someone claim that they’re an art history expert or teacher I wonder “are you really.”
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I am so damaged because now every time I see someone claim that they’re an art history expert or teacher I wonder “are you really.”
A story in three parts.
Man: Mansplains
Woman: I know more than you
Man: Gets defensive, blocks woman
Man: Mansplains
Woman: I know more than you
Man: Gets defensive, blocks woman
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
A story in three parts.
Man: Mansplains
Woman: I know more than you
Man: Gets defensive, blocks woman
Man: Mansplains
Woman: I know more than you
Man: Gets defensive, blocks woman
You’ve been having crushing chest pain since yesterday afternoon? And you didn’t call 911?
“Well I took a muscle relaxer.”
Bro. Homie. Pal. Buddy. You’re gonna relax yourself right into the grave.
“Well I took a muscle relaxer.”
Bro. Homie. Pal. Buddy. You’re gonna relax yourself right into the grave.
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You’ve been having crushing chest pain since yesterday afternoon? And you didn’t call 911?
“Well I took a muscle relaxer.”
Bro. Homie. Pal. Buddy. You’re gonna relax yourself right into the grave.
“Well I took a muscle relaxer.”
Bro. Homie. Pal. Buddy. You’re gonna relax yourself right into the grave.
And NYT writers are on here fighting for their lives for this paper.
Lmfao.
Incredible.
Lmfao.
Incredible.
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
And NYT writers are on here fighting for their lives for this paper.
Lmfao.
Incredible.
Lmfao.
Incredible.
Cool. Investigate and prosecute everyone involved. I don’t form obsessive parasocial relationships with fucking politicians so I don’t care when there are consequences for doing crimes. Hell, send them all to prison and make them earn their way out. I. Do. Not. Fucking. Care.
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Cool. Investigate and prosecute everyone involved. I don’t form obsessive parasocial relationships with fucking politicians so I don’t care when there are consequences for doing crimes. Hell, send them all to prison and make them earn their way out. I. Do. Not. Fucking. Care.
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Breaking a little news tonight: Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov, speaking tonight at Progressive Maryland's annual gala, just announced he will be sponsoring Medicare for All legislation in the US Senate. This is his first time sponsoring 👀👀👀
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Breaking a little news tonight: Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov, speaking tonight at Progressive Maryland's annual gala, just announced he will be sponsoring Medicare for All legislation in the US Senate. This is his first time sponsoring 👀👀👀
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Congrats to Aroldis Chapman & Garrett Crochet on being named to the All-MLB First Team!
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Congrats to Aroldis Chapman & Garrett Crochet on being named to the All-MLB First Team!
Atrial fibrillation? Pretty common
Ventricular fibrillation? You gon die, bro. Phrasing it nonchalantly as a v-fib flare up is wild to me. That shit is basically sudden death.
Ventricular fibrillation? You gon die, bro. Phrasing it nonchalantly as a v-fib flare up is wild to me. That shit is basically sudden death.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Atrial fibrillation? Pretty common
Ventricular fibrillation? You gon die, bro. Phrasing it nonchalantly as a v-fib flare up is wild to me. That shit is basically sudden death.
Ventricular fibrillation? You gon die, bro. Phrasing it nonchalantly as a v-fib flare up is wild to me. That shit is basically sudden death.
Well yea because the catching position isn’t on the field of play.
You're willfully blind. What actually matters is performance on the field. And Judge was clearly superior to Raleigh on the field.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well yea because the catching position isn’t on the field of play.
Twisting yourselves into pretzels to avoid calling people rapists. Just more quality journalism from the paper that protected a massive pedophile ring.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Twisting yourselves into pretzels to avoid calling people rapists. Just more quality journalism from the paper that protected a massive pedophile ring.
Boring. Who cares. Cal was robbed. I’m tired of being force fed Aaron Judge propaganda.
ALL RISE (AGAIN).
Aaron Judge has been named the AL MVP, the third of his career.
Aaron Judge has been named the AL MVP, the third of his career.
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Boring. Who cares. Cal was robbed. I’m tired of being force fed Aaron Judge propaganda.
Theo Epstein, the youngest GM in MLB history, was not involved in any of this, actually.
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Theo Epstein, the youngest GM in MLB history, was not involved in any of this, actually.
Leave it to the spiraling pedophile in chief to start a war as a distraction.
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Leave it to the spiraling pedophile in chief to start a war as a distraction.
Today I learned that Snoopy is the only fictional dog registered by the AKC.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Today I learned that Snoopy is the only fictional dog registered by the AKC.