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New Safety Features Coming To ChatGPT https://theonion.com/new-safety-features-coming-to-chatgpt/
September 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
New Safety Features Coming To ChatGPT https://theonion.com/new-safety-features-coming-to-chatgpt/
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one of the very few comics the guardian ever said no to - at the time I was convinced you could vaguely sort of bracket the word as a ruder cousin of "twit". And when I tried to use a different word it just didn't work
July 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
one of the very few comics the guardian ever said no to - at the time I was convinced you could vaguely sort of bracket the word as a ruder cousin of "twit". And when I tried to use a different word it just didn't work
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Genuine DOGEism is impossible without the total annihilation of objective reality that has been the result of a decades long, billions of dollars, propaganda campaign in the US.
In a political community where even on the right there is still some engagement with facts it is breaks down immediately
In a political community where even on the right there is still some engagement with facts it is breaks down immediately
So British DOGE's search for wasteful spending discovered that... councils need more money to update their IT systems? www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
June 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Genuine DOGEism is impossible without the total annihilation of objective reality that has been the result of a decades long, billions of dollars, propaganda campaign in the US.
In a political community where even on the right there is still some engagement with facts it is breaks down immediately
In a political community where even on the right there is still some engagement with facts it is breaks down immediately
One of the best bands I've seen! Really hope they come to the UK again.
May 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
One of the best bands I've seen! Really hope they come to the UK again.
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Yesssssss
May 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yesssssss
Delighted to hear these songs remastered. Those were the days when happiness was a warm DOD Supra Distortion!
Classic early Boyracer alert! It’s 1993 and we’re all babies again, late nights, cheap beer and punk rock dreams.
boyracer.bandcamp.com/album/louisv...
boyracer.bandcamp.com/album/louisv...
Louisville, Leeds T.K.O!, by Boyracer
5 track album
boyracer.bandcamp.com
April 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Delighted to hear these songs remastered. Those were the days when happiness was a warm DOD Supra Distortion!
Bamford has been excellent these last two games. I'm starting to doubt he's been injured. Some say he's been training on Dagobah...
April 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Bamford has been excellent these last two games. I'm starting to doubt he's been injured. Some say he's been training on Dagobah...
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This is better than most Hollywood films.
March 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This is better than most Hollywood films.
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
March 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Richard Tice and Rupert Lowe are sheer Rhodesia, aren’t they? Frederick Forsyth etc. Harare airport 1978. Sweating with suitcases. Bar. ‘You *fool* Tice! We’ll owe ten million rand. They’ll cut our ears off’ ‘For Christ’s sake calm down, man. You’re a hysteric! I’d never agreed had I known’ etc
March 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Richard Tice and Rupert Lowe are sheer Rhodesia, aren’t they? Frederick Forsyth etc. Harare airport 1978. Sweating with suitcases. Bar. ‘You *fool* Tice! We’ll owe ten million rand. They’ll cut our ears off’ ‘For Christ’s sake calm down, man. You’re a hysteric! I’d never agreed had I known’ etc
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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Also the collective GDP of the EU + UK + Norway is around $24 trillion compared to $2 trillion for Russia. We have vastly more resources if we choose to use them.
🇵🇱🇪🇺 "The paradox is that 500 million Europeans are asking 300 million Americans for help to protect them from 140 million Russians," — Tusk
❗️"We must rely on ourselves, fully aware of our own potential and believing that we are a world power," he said.
❗️"We must rely on ourselves, fully aware of our own potential and believing that we are a world power," he said.
March 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Also the collective GDP of the EU + UK + Norway is around $24 trillion compared to $2 trillion for Russia. We have vastly more resources if we choose to use them.
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Dolphin Spends Amazing Vacation Swimming With Stockbroker
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theonion.com/dolphin...
February 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Dolphin Spends Amazing Vacation Swimming With Stockbroker
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Absolutely hits the nail on the bollocks. Free to read if you sign up. www.economist.com/britain/2025...
Must Leeds always lose?
Too prosperous to pity. Too poor to thrive
www.economist.com
February 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Absolutely hits the nail on the bollocks. Free to read if you sign up. www.economist.com/britain/2025...
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#RedPlanet next up it’s @artsickband.bsky.social #ImStickingWithYou + new benefit EP out now to support the Trevor Project + #tribute + #NP WSUM 91.7fm Madison wsum.org
artsick.bandcamp.com/album/the-tr...
artsick.bandcamp.com/album/the-tr...
The Trevor Project Benefit, by Artsick
2 track album
artsick.bandcamp.com
February 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
#RedPlanet next up it’s @artsickband.bsky.social #ImStickingWithYou + new benefit EP out now to support the Trevor Project + #tribute + #NP WSUM 91.7fm Madison wsum.org
artsick.bandcamp.com/album/the-tr...
artsick.bandcamp.com/album/the-tr...
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buying every single gummy vitamin in the store and melting them all down into one Mega Vitamin so that I can become more powerful than any god
January 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
buying every single gummy vitamin in the store and melting them all down into one Mega Vitamin so that I can become more powerful than any god
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If Elon Musk does buy Liverpool, I'm not sure he's prepared for a crowd of 60-odd thousand people taking up the challenge to write and sing innovative songs about how much they hate him every week, without the ability to suspend their accounts
January 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
If Elon Musk does buy Liverpool, I'm not sure he's prepared for a crowd of 60-odd thousand people taking up the challenge to write and sing innovative songs about how much they hate him every week, without the ability to suspend their accounts
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This clickbait poll on Khan's knighthood was at 85/15, now it's down again to 73/27.
Set them straight. Link does not artificially inflate Express's traffic figures.
You can scroll down to see the results; no need to enter an email.
xd.wayin.com/display/cont...
Set them straight. Link does not artificially inflate Express's traffic figures.
You can scroll down to see the results; no need to enter an email.
xd.wayin.com/display/cont...
Do you agree with Sadiq Khan’s knighthood?
xd.wayin.com
January 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This clickbait poll on Khan's knighthood was at 85/15, now it's down again to 73/27.
Set them straight. Link does not artificially inflate Express's traffic figures.
You can scroll down to see the results; no need to enter an email.
xd.wayin.com/display/cont...
Set them straight. Link does not artificially inflate Express's traffic figures.
You can scroll down to see the results; no need to enter an email.
xd.wayin.com/display/cont...
Aaronson is thriving tonight. A more open game definitely suits him.
December 10, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Aaronson is thriving tonight. A more open game definitely suits him.
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1 Like = 1 Way The World Might End
November 12, 2024 at 8:59 PM
1 Like = 1 Way The World Might End