Fulham have prevented a potential rival from recruiting. Leeds appear to lack the expertise to pursue multiple options without looking desperate, sequence signings and departures, successfully close deals or read the room.

x.com/i/status/181... Even better with te Bruce Lee tune

one of the very few comics the guardian ever said no to - at the time I was convinced you could vaguely sort of bracket the word as a ruder cousin of "twit". And when I tried to use a different word it just didn't work

All Bluesky aren't we!

Champions Again! Ole! Ole!

How to control a population:

1) put tariffs on imported toilet paper
2) ensure they have the shits

First to the front at the Oasis reunion. Spends the whole gig shouting for "All Around the World". Appears to have come on his own.

I'm not sure whether I'm more impressed by your tool box or your liver!