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Miss Robusta Capp
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Glamorous, exciting woman of the world trapped in the body of a chubby 🇵🇷🇨🇺🏳️‍🌈 boy from the projects.
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I mean. Its great that they'll have to openly admit that they support a child rapist, but the end result will be the same. They already knew and they already supported it. They enjoyed having an excuse to hate people, but now they'll just find a new excuse or just say theyre allowed to hate.
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I got denied because I put up a picture of Big Ben as my banner.

Yes. Big Ben in London.
Might have fucked around and created an OF. We'll see where this goes. 😏
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Might have fucked around and created an OF. We'll see where this goes. 😏
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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On Veterans Day, we honor those who served and commit to serving them in return — not just in words, but in actions.

Affordability and a real commitment to mental health are essential to ensure that every veteran can build a future here in New York City.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My pits are so ripe, I can smell them even when my arms are down...

Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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POV: it’s my birthday and you’re taking me out to dinner before putting me in the hotel cuck chair.
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I wish I knew photoshop. At least enough to correct some of your work.

If you advertise, it's should be:

NO DRUGS, CONDOMS, OR BOTTOMS ALLOWED.

Remember, cumdumps, commas fall in natural pauses of speech.

♥️
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Having to talk about AI as if it’s a serious concern and not a money laundering scheme is taking years off my life
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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This is good information to save now that it’s Eat-the-Rich season. We can all enjoy a bit of billionaire tartar as a treat, but billionaire is safer for regular consumption when properly cooked.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.

Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.

I loved it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love.
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Would anyone be interested in seeing a Christmas cabaret on Saturday, December 20th, at Stonewall with me? Nothing planned, just putting out feelers.
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Just got hired at OpenAI! You're looking at the new junior developer joining the ideation team [I'm in charge of getting getting chatgpt to initiate suicide pacts with the elderly]
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
In my next life, I want to come back as his towel.
That sweaty workout!
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Say less
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Let the record show the leaders of Pro-life party took deliberate action to starve millions of Americans. Further, these same people shutdown the government because they want to give tax breaks to their rich friends, at the expense of higher healthcare payments for regular Americans.
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Me flirting
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I don't think people fully realize how brutal a vise Republicans are in now. If they cave tomorrow Democrats get all the credit for giving people healthcare. If they somehow bypass the filibuster they get a year plus of headlines about ripping people's healthcare away.
"Republicans are keeping the government closed, starving kids, and making you miss your Thanksgiving flights because they want your healthcare costs to go through the roof" is actually a pretty effective message for Democrats
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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"Over a period of six months, researchers estimate that COVID-19 infections led to 2.24 extra cases of myocarditis or pericarditis per 100,000 children, while vaccinations led to 0.85 extra cases per 100,000."
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
Study compares heart risks of COVID-19 infection and vaccination, and the results may surprise you
The risk of children developing rare but serious heart complications is higher after a COVID-19 infection than after vaccination, according to a new study.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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What a banger
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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McConnell orders the government to fully fund SNAP benefits for November immediately via TRO—written order to come.

Any motion for a stay is denied. The Court will stand adjourned.

Wow.
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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How kids on vacation stand when their mom says “let’s get a nice one for Grandma”
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM