Miss Robusta Capp
@siciliangecko.bsky.social
Glamorous, exciting woman of the world trapped in the body of a chubby 🇵🇷🇨🇺🏳️🌈 boy from the projects.
My pits are so ripe, I can smell them even when my arms are down...
Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My pits are so ripe, I can smell them even when my arms are down...
Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
Also, this was from last night. Thank Christ for minoxidil and fenasteride.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Also, this was from last night. Thank Christ for minoxidil and fenasteride.
Case in point, I just found an older pic, from April 2013.
I am gorgeous. Fuck.
I am gorgeous. Fuck.
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Case in point, I just found an older pic, from April 2013.
I am gorgeous. Fuck.
I am gorgeous. Fuck.
Oldest selfie on your phone.
October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.
Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.
I loved it.
October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.
Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.
I loved it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.
Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.
I loved it.
October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.
Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.
I loved it.
I'm going to goon and bate to this ALL NIGHT.
Congratulations to MAYOR Mamdani!!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Congratulations to MAYOR Mamdani!!!! ♥️♥️♥️
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm going to goon and bate to this ALL NIGHT.
Congratulations to MAYOR Mamdani!!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Congratulations to MAYOR Mamdani!!!! ♥️♥️♥️
GETCHO ASS OUT AND VOTE, NYC!!!
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
GETCHO ASS OUT AND VOTE, NYC!!!
Happy Halloween 🎃👻
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Happy Halloween 🎃👻
An absolute BABE in 2005. This is how I roped a whole husband looking like an absolute twunk. 😜
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
An absolute BABE in 2005. This is how I roped a whole husband looking like an absolute twunk. 😜
post something random or you’ll have an awful November
Here's four.
Here's four.
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
post something random or you’ll have an awful November
Here's four.
Here's four.
Yes, I did buy one.
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yes, I did buy one.
Pasty white Vegas pool day with pooh @bizarrenoirny.bsky.social ♥️😜
October 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Pasty white Vegas pool day with pooh @bizarrenoirny.bsky.social ♥️😜
Honorable mentions
October 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Honorable mentions
Goddammit.
Rest in power and peace, Diane. ♥️
Rest in power and peace, Diane. ♥️
October 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Goddammit.
Rest in power and peace, Diane. ♥️
Rest in power and peace, Diane. ♥️
"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"
October 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"
Post you from a different era.
This was such a special afternoon. I found out I was EXTREMELY allergic to sunflowers when I broke out into hives all over my face, neck, arms, and shoulders. 🤗🤗🤗🌻🌻🌻
This was such a special afternoon. I found out I was EXTREMELY allergic to sunflowers when I broke out into hives all over my face, neck, arms, and shoulders. 🤗🤗🤗🌻🌻🌻
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Post you from a different era.
This was such a special afternoon. I found out I was EXTREMELY allergic to sunflowers when I broke out into hives all over my face, neck, arms, and shoulders. 🤗🤗🤗🌻🌻🌻
This was such a special afternoon. I found out I was EXTREMELY allergic to sunflowers when I broke out into hives all over my face, neck, arms, and shoulders. 🤗🤗🤗🌻🌻🌻
If you're in New York, I can't recommend seeing Prince Faggot enough. It was NOTHING like what I thought it would be. Intensely personal and wildly creative. An absolute must-see.
September 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If you're in New York, I can't recommend seeing Prince Faggot enough. It was NOTHING like what I thought it would be. Intensely personal and wildly creative. An absolute must-see.
Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
Give me the deets. 🫴
Name: Joey AKA Miss Robusta Capp
Age: 46
Pronouns: he/they
Starsign: Cancer ♋️
And your favorites. 🫴
Color: Blue, Purple, Green
Animal: Pigs, Dogs
Season: Fall
Food: Rican, Italian, Indian, Thai, Chinese
Drink: Bourbon, Coffee, Water
A picture where you slayed. 🫴
Name: Joey AKA Miss Robusta Capp
Age: 46
Pronouns: he/they
Starsign: Cancer ♋️
And your favorites. 🫴
Color: Blue, Purple, Green
Animal: Pigs, Dogs
Season: Fall
Food: Rican, Italian, Indian, Thai, Chinese
Drink: Bourbon, Coffee, Water
A picture where you slayed. 🫴
September 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Give me the deets. 🫴
Name: Joey AKA Miss Robusta Capp
Age: 46
Pronouns: he/they
Starsign: Cancer ♋️
And your favorites. 🫴
Color: Blue, Purple, Green
Animal: Pigs, Dogs
Season: Fall
Food: Rican, Italian, Indian, Thai, Chinese
Drink: Bourbon, Coffee, Water
A picture where you slayed. 🫴
Name: Joey AKA Miss Robusta Capp
Age: 46
Pronouns: he/they
Starsign: Cancer ♋️
And your favorites. 🫴
Color: Blue, Purple, Green
Animal: Pigs, Dogs
Season: Fall
Food: Rican, Italian, Indian, Thai, Chinese
Drink: Bourbon, Coffee, Water
A picture where you slayed. 🫴
I don't care that he's straight. I'd suck his soul out of his cock. #gianmarcosoresi
September 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I don't care that he's straight. I'd suck his soul out of his cock. #gianmarcosoresi
2 must-see events happening this month. Miss Robusta Capp is headlining THE THROWBACK PARTY (Dijoun's birthday aftermath) and also has a show at The Stonewall Inn.
Sept 25th, & Oct 18th and 22nd!
Rockbar NYC and @thestonewallinn.bsky.social
Join me for two fabulous fun events! ♥️
Sept 25th, & Oct 18th and 22nd!
Rockbar NYC and @thestonewallinn.bsky.social
Join me for two fabulous fun events! ♥️
September 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
2 must-see events happening this month. Miss Robusta Capp is headlining THE THROWBACK PARTY (Dijoun's birthday aftermath) and also has a show at The Stonewall Inn.
Sept 25th, & Oct 18th and 22nd!
Rockbar NYC and @thestonewallinn.bsky.social
Join me for two fabulous fun events! ♥️
Sept 25th, & Oct 18th and 22nd!
Rockbar NYC and @thestonewallinn.bsky.social
Join me for two fabulous fun events! ♥️
