Ryan
@2intheshinx.bsky.social
If my friends are not safe with you, you are not safe with me. ❤️
NSFW. It gets unhinged here.
👬Married 📍central AL
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
NSFW. It gets unhinged here.
👬Married 📍central AL
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
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Ryan
@2intheshinx.bsky.social
· Jun 9
Since this is a new account.
Hi. Im Ryan. Im kinda stupid. Mostly unhinged. Think himbo but with ✨️spite✨️.
Huge nerd. Will argue about comic books, action figures, and women's pro wrestling.
Misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and racism are the quickest ways to never hear from me again. 🥰
Hi. Im Ryan. Im kinda stupid. Mostly unhinged. Think himbo but with ✨️spite✨️.
Huge nerd. Will argue about comic books, action figures, and women's pro wrestling.
Misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and racism are the quickest ways to never hear from me again. 🥰
Yall this womens ic title match is fucking terrible. Like im embarrassed for them. 😬
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Yall this womens ic title match is fucking terrible. Like im embarrassed for them. 😬
I would like to announce that I give exactly 1 damn about almost everything.
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I would like to announce that I give exactly 1 damn about almost everything.
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This is a pit stop, reskeet your pits 😈
November 15, 2024 at 3:28 PM
This is a pit stop, reskeet your pits 😈
In Janet's video for "Every Time" that came with the dvd deluxe version of "All For You" the track was listed as "Everytime". So everytime is one word and youll never convince me otherwise.
January 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
In Janet's video for "Every Time" that came with the dvd deluxe version of "All For You" the track was listed as "Everytime". So everytime is one word and youll never convince me otherwise.
Nerds. 😍
Still no misses.
Still no misses.
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Nerds. 😍
Still no misses.
Still no misses.
Yeeeeeeessssssss! Yall i missed her! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
January 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Yeeeeeeessssssss! Yall i missed her! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Hi. I noticed you like pretty much all white guys and only super ripped black men and even then only if they have really short or no hair and im wondering why theres a different standard. I mean I know why, but do you?
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Hi. I noticed you like pretty much all white guys and only super ripped black men and even then only if they have really short or no hair and im wondering why theres a different standard. I mean I know why, but do you?
Taking inventory of my supplies before I start the next project. Im excited for this one! 🧍♂️🧍♂️😇✡️
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Taking inventory of my supplies before I start the next project. Im excited for this one! 🧍♂️🧍♂️😇✡️
One guy and a love note he wrote himself from his secret admirer then posted a photo of it to Twitter in Conceited Rivalry.
Two medieval pike men running from the Normans in Retreated Rivalry
Two chess masters facing off and falling in love in Seated Rivalry.
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 AM
One guy and a love note he wrote himself from his secret admirer then posted a photo of it to Twitter in Conceited Rivalry.
How come talent competition shows always got a blonde teenager singing a big musical number smiling like this?
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 AM
How come talent competition shows always got a blonde teenager singing a big musical number smiling like this?
Yes. This. We need more of this. More things we love.
Hi, for every like I’ll talk about something I love. I saw this and thought it was nice. Post your own if you’d like : )
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Yes. This. We need more of this. More things we love.
Saw people on tiktok talking about how surgery to remove excess skin isnt covered under a lot of insurances because it isn't medically necessary and I let my intrusive thoughts win and was all "Slender affirming care". And i personally feel it was not as appreciated as it should've been.
Shopping on temu is gender affirming care.
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Saw people on tiktok talking about how surgery to remove excess skin isnt covered under a lot of insurances because it isn't medically necessary and I let my intrusive thoughts win and was all "Slender affirming care". And i personally feel it was not as appreciated as it should've been.
I think 45 years old is plenty of time to have grown into an adult who understands consent enough to not create fake nudes of people. Blocked.
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I think 45 years old is plenty of time to have grown into an adult who understands consent enough to not create fake nudes of people. Blocked.
Raskol? Baby I can only afford Roskol.
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Raskol? Baby I can only afford Roskol.
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Jockey tighty whities
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Jockey tighty whities
This is your semi annual reminder that Corey exists and that hes slightly but noticeably more fantastic than the rest of us.
It’s now 2026 on the US East Coast, so I wish you a glorious and promising year to be. 🥂
January 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This is your semi annual reminder that Corey exists and that hes slightly but noticeably more fantastic than the rest of us.
When he says we are gonna run Venezuela i just picture Natalie Nunn going "I run L.A."
a woman in a pink shirt is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
Alt: Natalie Nunn
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
When he says we are gonna run Venezuela i just picture Natalie Nunn going "I run L.A."
Gay hockey mentioned
I'm getting started in hockey. It's in a simple queer no-contact league that doesn't seem overly competitive. Maybe I'm just feeling humble at the moment and will get more competitive later. Maybe not. Anyways, here's a photo of me wearing the Ottawa Otters jersey. 😀
January 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Gay hockey mentioned
And it's oddly satisfying that you can't tell that we know.
Some of you are not the “safe spaces” you claim to be.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
And it's oddly satisfying that you can't tell that we know.
Men who are only good enough at sports to play them recreationally taking that sport seriously enough to talk crazy to competitors is so adorable. Just look at him. All mad and shit. Lol. Bitch ass. *boop*
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Men who are only good enough at sports to play them recreationally taking that sport seriously enough to talk crazy to competitors is so adorable. Just look at him. All mad and shit. Lol. Bitch ass. *boop*
A dreamhausen, if you will.
January 4, 2026 at 9:01 PM
A dreamhausen, if you will.
Im tired of having thoughts tbh. I get that we arent there right now and probably never will be but I just want to exist and vibe and snack on hubby's balls with zero concern about miserable people and their miserable behaviors.
January 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Im tired of having thoughts tbh. I get that we arent there right now and probably never will be but I just want to exist and vibe and snack on hubby's balls with zero concern about miserable people and their miserable behaviors.
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Errands! Day! Out and about Crow!
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Errands! Day! Out and about Crow!
Me and this little girl are about to fight. She has been attached to my side all night. Every time I get comfortable she finds a way to put a swift end to it. 😒
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Me and this little girl are about to fight. She has been attached to my side all night. Every time I get comfortable she finds a way to put a swift end to it. 😒
Im so done with the mean gays today.
Just because your coworkers 15 years ago thought it was hilarious that you were sassy doesn't mean you had to make being insulting your defining personality trait.
Just because your coworkers 15 years ago thought it was hilarious that you were sassy doesn't mean you had to make being insulting your defining personality trait.
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Im so done with the mean gays today.
Just because your coworkers 15 years ago thought it was hilarious that you were sassy doesn't mean you had to make being insulting your defining personality trait.
Just because your coworkers 15 years ago thought it was hilarious that you were sassy doesn't mean you had to make being insulting your defining personality trait.