The Lord's Ryan ✝️🔨🔩
@2intheshinx.bsky.social
If my friends are not safe with you, you are not safe with me. ❤️
NSFW. It gets unhinged here.
👬Married 📍central AL
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
NSFW. It gets unhinged here.
👬Married 📍central AL
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
Pinned
Since this is a new account.
Hi. Im Ryan. Im kinda stupid. Mostly unhinged. Think himbo but with ✨️spite✨️.
Huge nerd. Will argue about comic books, action figures, and women's pro wrestling.
Misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and racism are the quickest ways to never hear from me again. 🥰
Hi. Im Ryan. Im kinda stupid. Mostly unhinged. Think himbo but with ✨️spite✨️.
Huge nerd. Will argue about comic books, action figures, and women's pro wrestling.
Misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and racism are the quickest ways to never hear from me again. 🥰
Pink : "but sometimes it bes like dat"
Thanks, Anthony. 😒
Thanks, Anthony. 😒
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Pink : "but sometimes it bes like dat"
Thanks, Anthony. 😒
Thanks, Anthony. 😒
Excedrin helped but I did have a headache earlier and you should feel bad for me and send every belly in existence.
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Excedrin helped but I did have a headache earlier and you should feel bad for me and send every belly in existence.
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Felt cute, might delete later.
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Felt cute, might delete later.
It never fails. 🤬
Lay down to take a nap and bestie starts knocking to pick up a package she had delivered here.
Very much this energy.
Lay down to take a nap and bestie starts knocking to pick up a package she had delivered here.
Very much this energy.
a man in a white tank top with the words stop i could ve dropped my croissant
ALT: a man in a white tank top with the words stop i could ve dropped my croissant
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It never fails. 🤬
Lay down to take a nap and bestie starts knocking to pick up a package she had delivered here.
Very much this energy.
Lay down to take a nap and bestie starts knocking to pick up a package she had delivered here.
Very much this energy.
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Had to edit out my open fly in this pic 😅
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Had to edit out my open fly in this pic 😅
Nobody :
Me : "T-bird! But T-bird I love you!"
Me : "T-bird! But T-bird I love you!"
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Nobody :
Me : "T-bird! But T-bird I love you!"
Me : "T-bird! But T-bird I love you!"
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Does this lavender/pinkish blazer make me look gay?
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Does this lavender/pinkish blazer make me look gay?
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You walk in to the public washroom and I’ve just zipped up… but damn do you look good!
What do we do next?
What do we do next?
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You walk in to the public washroom and I’ve just zipped up… but damn do you look good!
What do we do next?
What do we do next?
Coffee is the most important meal of the day.
Good morning besties 🥰
Good morning besties 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Coffee is the most important meal of the day.
Good morning besties 🥰
Good morning besties 🥰
Hail nubbin, full of cum
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Hail nubbin, full of cum
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Low Rise Briefs 😏 tv
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Low Rise Briefs 😏 tv
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We need to get back to our roots and start sacrificing people to volcanoes again
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
We need to get back to our roots and start sacrificing people to volcanoes again
I may not have big arms or killer calves but my thighs jiggle and my beard makes my face look adorable sometimes and thats basically the same thing.
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I may not have big arms or killer calves but my thighs jiggle and my beard makes my face look adorable sometimes and thats basically the same thing.
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I need some poolside head and hole
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I need some poolside head and hole
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What fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child?
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child?
If i see the phrase "youth pastor" im automatically side-eyeing. You throw in "volunteer" and im pulling out the black light looking for evidence.
"A 37-year-old volunteer youth pastor has been charged in Clay County with multiple felonies after investigators say he engaged in an unlawful sexual relationship with a teenage member of his church’s youth group."
excelsiorcitizen.com/excelsior-sp...
excelsiorcitizen.com/excelsior-sp...
Excelsior Springs Youth Pastor Arrested on Statutory Rape, Child Pornography Charges
A local associate youth pastor is behind bars tonight after Clay County prosecutors charged him with statutory rape and child pornography involving a teenage member of his church.
excelsiorcitizen.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If i see the phrase "youth pastor" im automatically side-eyeing. You throw in "volunteer" and im pulling out the black light looking for evidence.
Idk. Maybe right now (or also never works) isnt the time to call someone "kid" in a suggestive manner. Its giving release the files.
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Idk. Maybe right now (or also never works) isnt the time to call someone "kid" in a suggestive manner. Its giving release the files.
The reason theyre trying to redefine pedophile so hard is because they know he is one. 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The reason theyre trying to redefine pedophile so hard is because they know he is one. 🥰
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
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Off to Seattle!
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Off to Seattle!
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The salt and pepper is taking over
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The salt and pepper is taking over
While it's great to watch them eat their own, I dont follow mtg. I dont care what she has to say. I wont even be able to see this after I skeet it without approving the muted word every single time. She earned it. Let her enjoy the fruits of her labor. Anyway alt text helps us all 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
While it's great to watch them eat their own, I dont follow mtg. I dont care what she has to say. I wont even be able to see this after I skeet it without approving the muted word every single time. She earned it. Let her enjoy the fruits of her labor. Anyway alt text helps us all 🥰
Woke up long enough to pee and realize I wasnt done napping. Night night.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Woke up long enough to pee and realize I wasnt done napping. Night night.