The Lord's Ryan ✝️🔨🔩
@2intheshinx.bsky.social
If my friends are not safe with you, you are not safe with me. ❤️
NSFW. It gets unhinged here.
👬Married 📍central AL
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
NSFW. It gets unhinged here.
👬Married 📍central AL
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
Ah! He was auto blocked for being on a hate list.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Ah! He was auto blocked for being on a hate list.
Morning but only to the nasty mfs.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Morning but only to the nasty mfs.
It still counts as morning if I just now got out of bed, right?
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It still counts as morning if I just now got out of bed, right?
I dont trust it. I dont trust it at all.
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I dont trust it. I dont trust it at all.
Be a nerd. We have more fun.
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Be a nerd. We have more fun.
Someone come finish cooking for me. 👉👈
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Someone come finish cooking for me. 👉👈
Biiiiiiitch. I just nutted.
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Biiiiiiitch. I just nutted.
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Enjoy this selfie from my migraine relief room (dark bath with scalding hot water)
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Enjoy this selfie from my migraine relief room (dark bath with scalding hot water)
Im 99.9% sure this is a birthday present but my birthday is in 3 weeks and dont care how I want it now.
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Im 99.9% sure this is a birthday present but my birthday is in 3 weeks and dont care how I want it now.
Coffee is the most important meal of the day.
Good morning besties 🥰
Good morning besties 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Coffee is the most important meal of the day.
Good morning besties 🥰
Good morning besties 🥰
Woke up long enough to pee and realize I wasnt done napping. Night night.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Woke up long enough to pee and realize I wasnt done napping. Night night.
I woke up with a big case of the sads.
Looks like Jazwares is losing the license to AEW and ROH. My second favorite toy line just died.
Looks like Jazwares is losing the license to AEW and ROH. My second favorite toy line just died.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I woke up with a big case of the sads.
Looks like Jazwares is losing the license to AEW and ROH. My second favorite toy line just died.
Looks like Jazwares is losing the license to AEW and ROH. My second favorite toy line just died.
Yard inspection yielded several troubling twigs and one particularly interesting blade of grass. There are possible interlopers invading under the cover of darkness but no sightings yet.
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Yard inspection yielded several troubling twigs and one particularly interesting blade of grass. There are possible interlopers invading under the cover of darkness but no sightings yet.
Dont be shy. Click the link.
There is no link. I just wanted to show people my belly.
There is no link. I just wanted to show people my belly.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Dont be shy. Click the link.
There is no link. I just wanted to show people my belly.
There is no link. I just wanted to show people my belly.
Thinking about how his balls would smell great on my beard for the rest of the day.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Thinking about how his balls would smell great on my beard for the rest of the day.
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
These do have a certain dangle effect im into. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
These do have a certain dangle effect im into. 😂
She has no concept of my disdain for the cold. She only knows that when snake weather ends, she gets to explore. Inconsiderate as fuck honestly.
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
She has no concept of my disdain for the cold. She only knows that when snake weather ends, she gets to explore. Inconsiderate as fuck honestly.
Well, they're not gonna flex themselves.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Well, they're not gonna flex themselves.
Turns out a medium would have been just fine. 😂
Still comfy. 🤷🏼♂️
Still comfy. 🤷🏼♂️
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Turns out a medium would have been just fine. 😂
Still comfy. 🤷🏼♂️
Still comfy. 🤷🏼♂️
Me : "I am unknowable."
Amazon : "bet"
Amazon : "bet"
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me : "I am unknowable."
Amazon : "bet"
Amazon : "bet"