Corey’s Golden Jubilee (XXX Ianvarii 🎂)
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(He/Him) LGBTQ+ 🌈 team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW 🚫🔞 than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.
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Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
The only spoiler I will give is this: Holly Hunter and Paul Giamatti interact so fucking well. Their scenes are S-tier.
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Episode six of Starfleet Academy had me shaken at the end. I have been thoroughly enjoying the show (even with the very few nitpicks) to this point and this was a turn that I really really liked.
I was invested before. I’m all in now.
Episode six of Starfleet Academy had me shaken at the end. I have been thoroughly enjoying the show (even with the very few nitpicks) to this point and this was a turn that I really really liked.
I was invested before. I’m all in now.
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
The only spoiler I will give is this: Holly Hunter and Paul Giamatti interact so fucking well. Their scenes are S-tier.
Drop a teacher
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Drop a teacher
Germans: when in Leipzig, do you feel a sense of Leipzung? When you look at a watch there, do you get the Leipzeit? Is there a city that’s even Leipziger? And when you leave, is it abgeleipzen?
February 12, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Germans: when in Leipzig, do you feel a sense of Leipzung? When you look at a watch there, do you get the Leipzeit? Is there a city that’s even Leipziger? And when you leave, is it abgeleipzen?
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Episode six of Starfleet Academy had me shaken at the end. I have been thoroughly enjoying the show (even with the very few nitpicks) to this point and this was a turn that I really really liked.
I was invested before. I’m all in now.
Episode six of Starfleet Academy had me shaken at the end. I have been thoroughly enjoying the show (even with the very few nitpicks) to this point and this was a turn that I really really liked.
I was invested before. I’m all in now.
February 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Episode six of Starfleet Academy had me shaken at the end. I have been thoroughly enjoying the show (even with the very few nitpicks) to this point and this was a turn that I really really liked.
I was invested before. I’m all in now.
Episode six of Starfleet Academy had me shaken at the end. I have been thoroughly enjoying the show (even with the very few nitpicks) to this point and this was a turn that I really really liked.
I was invested before. I’m all in now.
Aquarius here. My hands are decorative.
However, if I am ever pushed to fight, I will d/ie but will do maximum damage before I go out.
(My mother is a Taurus and my late grandmother was a Scorpio, and oof this is accurate as fuck.)
However, if I am ever pushed to fight, I will d/ie but will do maximum damage before I go out.
(My mother is a Taurus and my late grandmother was a Scorpio, and oof this is accurate as fuck.)
Like why they keep dissing us fo’?
Ion know, but I’m gon blow 👊🏾💥♍️
Ion know, but I’m gon blow 👊🏾💥♍️
February 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Aquarius here. My hands are decorative.
However, if I am ever pushed to fight, I will d/ie but will do maximum damage before I go out.
(My mother is a Taurus and my late grandmother was a Scorpio, and oof this is accurate as fuck.)
However, if I am ever pushed to fight, I will d/ie but will do maximum damage before I go out.
(My mother is a Taurus and my late grandmother was a Scorpio, and oof this is accurate as fuck.)
Maybe I’m not paying attention or I am focusing elsewhere, but there is a lack in even the barebones acknowledgement of US Black History Month this year by big corporations. As much as it felt tokenistic in the past, It’s really apparent now.
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Maybe I’m not paying attention or I am focusing elsewhere, but there is a lack in even the barebones acknowledgement of US Black History Month this year by big corporations. As much as it felt tokenistic in the past, It’s really apparent now.
Crud. 😞
James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
February 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Crud. 😞
The specs check out? 🤔
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The specs check out? 🤔
Post a banger that’s not in English
“Jerusalema” — Master KG, feat. Nomcebo.
(a song that kept a lot of people sane during lockdown)
“Jerusalema” — Master KG, feat. Nomcebo.
(a song that kept a lot of people sane during lockdown)
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Post a banger that’s not in English
“Jerusalema” — Master KG, feat. Nomcebo.
(a song that kept a lot of people sane during lockdown)
“Jerusalema” — Master KG, feat. Nomcebo.
(a song that kept a lot of people sane during lockdown)
Age verification? I remember (clandestinely) seeing the newly published “Sex” book by Madonna when I was in high school. That book is 33 years old.
Age verification? I saw Shrek in the cinema
Age verification? My first console was an Atari 2600.
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Age verification? I remember (clandestinely) seeing the newly published “Sex” book by Madonna when I was in high school. That book is 33 years old.
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Post a banger that’s not in English
‘Selvmord på dansegulvet’ - Thomas Holm
‘Selvmord på dansegulvet’ - Thomas Holm
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Post a banger that’s not in English
‘Selvmord på dansegulvet’ - Thomas Holm
‘Selvmord på dansegulvet’ - Thomas Holm
Post a banger not in English
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Post a banger not in English
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
At the risk of jinxing things, we haven’t heard anything from Margarine Tailfeather Greed since she left Congress in January (with full pension though). Feels good, actually.
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
At the risk of jinxing things, we haven’t heard anything from Margarine Tailfeather Greed since she left Congress in January (with full pension though). Feels good, actually.
Super Bowl performer: ¡Hola!
Adele: Hello…
Adele: Hello…
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Super Bowl performer: ¡Hola!
Adele: Hello…
Adele: Hello…
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A few months ago I talked about a documentary that Gloria Estefan did called Sangre Yoruba (Yoruba Blood) about how because of slavery the Yoruba people in Cuba and Brazil created new styles of music. Please watch it. It's really good and interesting. Here's the full doc:
youtu.be/WeCHmiRl7uY?...
youtu.be/WeCHmiRl7uY?...
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
A few months ago I talked about a documentary that Gloria Estefan did called Sangre Yoruba (Yoruba Blood) about how because of slavery the Yoruba people in Cuba and Brazil created new styles of music. Please watch it. It's really good and interesting. Here's the full doc:
youtu.be/WeCHmiRl7uY?...
youtu.be/WeCHmiRl7uY?...
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
I just sent a text to mt bestie:
“Are you watching Kraft Services get their lunch eaten?”
“Are you watching Kraft Services get their lunch eaten?”
Me addressing the Seahawks rn:
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I just sent a text to mt bestie:
“Are you watching Kraft Services get their lunch eaten?”
“Are you watching Kraft Services get their lunch eaten?”
Me addressing the Seahawks rn:
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Me addressing the Seahawks rn:
Seriously I need a salsero version of that song on streaming ahorita.
Estefania presenta su nueva canción salsa… *confirma nota* “Die With A Smile”.
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Seriously I need a salsero version of that song on streaming ahorita.
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I thoroughly enjoyed that Half Time Show. That’s all I will say.
It was needed, especially now.
It was needed, especially now.
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I thoroughly enjoyed that Half Time Show. That’s all I will say.
It was needed, especially now.
It was needed, especially now.
BENITO MENCIONA A JAMAICA!
Gracias, de una isla a la otra. ❤️
Gracias, de una isla a la otra. ❤️
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
BENITO MENCIONA A JAMAICA!
Gracias, de una isla a la otra. ❤️
Gracias, de una isla a la otra. ❤️
¡¡RICKY!! 🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
¡¡RICKY!! 🇵🇷