Corey: I’ll Be Ho With Bells On🎄
@thealmostbear.bsky.social
(He/Him) LGBTQ+ 🌈 team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW 🚫🔞 than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.
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Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
I missed the third day of Christmas because the French hens took their sweet time with their café and baguette schedule. ⌚️
And I missed the fourth day of Christmas because the calling birds forgot to pay their mobile bill. 🙄
And I missed the fourth day of Christmas because the calling birds forgot to pay their mobile bill. 🙄
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I missed the third day of Christmas because the French hens took their sweet time with their café and baguette schedule. ⌚️
And I missed the fourth day of Christmas because the calling birds forgot to pay their mobile bill. 🙄
And I missed the fourth day of Christmas because the calling birds forgot to pay their mobile bill. 🙄
It was better the second time.
A second viewing, probably overdue.
December 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It was better the second time.
A second viewing, probably overdue.
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
A second viewing, probably overdue.
Paul Atreides after riding the Shai Hulud:
I smell like spice now!
December 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Paul Atreides after riding the Shai Hulud:
Reposted by Corey: I’ll Be Ho With Bells On🎄
I suck as a husband sometimes and don't always read the stuff my hubs writes. So I just caught up with his article celebrating the 75th anniversary of #Peanuts . I may be biased, but I think it's a great look at why the comic got so big.
www.northjersey.com/story/entert...
www.northjersey.com/story/entert...
How 'Peanuts' — 75 years old this month — broke the rules
You're in print, Charlie Brown! 'Peanuts,' 75 years old this month, was a groundbreaker
www.northjersey.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I suck as a husband sometimes and don't always read the stuff my hubs writes. So I just caught up with his article celebrating the 75th anniversary of #Peanuts . I may be biased, but I think it's a great look at why the comic got so big.
www.northjersey.com/story/entert...
www.northjersey.com/story/entert...
Fave Kylie from each studio album:
It’s No Secret
Never Too Late
Wh. Do I Have To Do?
Finer Feelings
Where Is The Feeling?
Breathe
Under The Influence…
Your Love
Chocolate
The One
Can’t Beat The Feeling
Fine
100 Degrees
Dancing
Supernova
Vegas High
Someone For Me
It’s No Secret
Never Too Late
Wh. Do I Have To Do?
Finer Feelings
Where Is The Feeling?
Breathe
Under The Influence…
Your Love
Chocolate
The One
Can’t Beat The Feeling
Fine
100 Degrees
Dancing
Supernova
Vegas High
Someone For Me
Top 10 Kylie songs:
Come Into My World
Feels So Good
It’s No Secret
Where Has The Love Gone? (Album ver.)
Chocolate
Spinning Around
Get Out Of My Way
Tension
Someone For Me
Never Too Late
Come Into My World
Feels So Good
It’s No Secret
Where Has The Love Gone? (Album ver.)
Chocolate
Spinning Around
Get Out Of My Way
Tension
Someone For Me
Never Too Late
top 10 Kylie songs:
Red Blooded Woman
Slow
All the Lovers
Les Sex
Bette the Devil You Know
Your Disco Needs You
Wow
You Still Get Me High
Where Does The DJ Go
Come Into My World
Red Blooded Woman
Slow
All the Lovers
Les Sex
Bette the Devil You Know
Your Disco Needs You
Wow
You Still Get Me High
Where Does The DJ Go
Come Into My World
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Fave Kylie from each studio album:
It’s No Secret
Never Too Late
Wh. Do I Have To Do?
Finer Feelings
Where Is The Feeling?
Breathe
Under The Influence…
Your Love
Chocolate
The One
Can’t Beat The Feeling
Fine
100 Degrees
Dancing
Supernova
Vegas High
Someone For Me
It’s No Secret
Never Too Late
Wh. Do I Have To Do?
Finer Feelings
Where Is The Feeling?
Breathe
Under The Influence…
Your Love
Chocolate
The One
Can’t Beat The Feeling
Fine
100 Degrees
Dancing
Supernova
Vegas High
Someone For Me
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
Reposted by Corey: I’ll Be Ho With Bells On🎄
Top 10 Madonna songs:
Borderline
You’ll See
Miles Away
Hollywood
It’s Amazing
Girl Gone Wild
True Blue
Medellín
Nothing Really Matters
Express Yourself (C+C Remix)
Borderline
You’ll See
Miles Away
Hollywood
It’s Amazing
Girl Gone Wild
True Blue
Medellín
Nothing Really Matters
Express Yourself (C+C Remix)
Top 10 Kylie songs:
Come Into My World
Feels So Good
It’s No Secret
Where Has The Love Gone? (Album ver.)
Chocolate
Spinning Around
Get Out Of My Way
Tension
Someone For Me
Never Too Late
Come Into My World
Feels So Good
It’s No Secret
Where Has The Love Gone? (Album ver.)
Chocolate
Spinning Around
Get Out Of My Way
Tension
Someone For Me
Never Too Late
top 10 Kylie songs:
Red Blooded Woman
Slow
All the Lovers
Les Sex
Bette the Devil You Know
Your Disco Needs You
Wow
You Still Get Me High
Where Does The DJ Go
Come Into My World
Red Blooded Woman
Slow
All the Lovers
Les Sex
Bette the Devil You Know
Your Disco Needs You
Wow
You Still Get Me High
Where Does The DJ Go
Come Into My World
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Top 10 Madonna songs:
Borderline
You’ll See
Miles Away
Hollywood
It’s Amazing
Girl Gone Wild
True Blue
Medellín
Nothing Really Matters
Express Yourself (C+C Remix)
Borderline
You’ll See
Miles Away
Hollywood
It’s Amazing
Girl Gone Wild
True Blue
Medellín
Nothing Really Matters
Express Yourself (C+C Remix)
- Steak (good with fish supper, or under beef gravy and cheese curd, or with curry)
- Tater (dippers for melted cheese, especially when extra crunchy on the outside)
- Waffle (mayo or catsup delivery device)
- Tater (dippers for melted cheese, especially when extra crunchy on the outside)
- Waffle (mayo or catsup delivery device)
December 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
- Steak (good with fish supper, or under beef gravy and cheese curd, or with curry)
- Tater (dippers for melted cheese, especially when extra crunchy on the outside)
- Waffle (mayo or catsup delivery device)
- Tater (dippers for melted cheese, especially when extra crunchy on the outside)
- Waffle (mayo or catsup delivery device)
Back in the 1990s, the GW Bush governorship in Texas pushed “tort reform” as a way to limit corporate payments due to adverse jury verdicts. This theme continued during W’s presidency.
The current president and his ilk are yet again using the power of lawsuits to silence dissent.
The current president and his ilk are yet again using the power of lawsuits to silence dissent.
December 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Back in the 1990s, the GW Bush governorship in Texas pushed “tort reform” as a way to limit corporate payments due to adverse jury verdicts. This theme continued during W’s presidency.
The current president and his ilk are yet again using the power of lawsuits to silence dissent.
The current president and his ilk are yet again using the power of lawsuits to silence dissent.
This was one of the songs from the Slayoffs this week on Canada’s Drag Race, and damn.
The two queens did a great job with it too. [Chanson en français]
— Charlotte Cardin, “Feel Good” (2023)
The two queens did a great job with it too. [Chanson en français]
— Charlotte Cardin, “Feel Good” (2023)
Charlotte Cardin - Feel Good [Clip officiel]
YouTube video by Charlotte Cardin
m.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This was one of the songs from the Slayoffs this week on Canada’s Drag Race, and damn.
The two queens did a great job with it too. [Chanson en français]
— Charlotte Cardin, “Feel Good” (2023)
The two queens did a great job with it too. [Chanson en français]
— Charlotte Cardin, “Feel Good” (2023)
One of these:
1) mayo
B) curry sauce
三) Old Bay
1) mayo
B) curry sauce
三) Old Bay
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
One of these:
1) mayo
B) curry sauce
三) Old Bay
1) mayo
B) curry sauce
三) Old Bay
Reposted by Corey: I’ll Be Ho With Bells On🎄
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
Today was the second day of Christmas.
What in the Dr Moreau? Someone combined a dove and a turtle?? And then did it AGAIN??
Two of ‘em? 😮
What in the Dr Moreau? Someone combined a dove and a turtle?? And then did it AGAIN??
Two of ‘em? 😮
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Today was the second day of Christmas.
What in the Dr Moreau? Someone combined a dove and a turtle?? And then did it AGAIN??
Two of ‘em? 😮
What in the Dr Moreau? Someone combined a dove and a turtle?? And then did it AGAIN??
Two of ‘em? 😮
I finally watched Wake Up Dead Man…
Is it as good as the first two? No.
Did I catch most of the plot? Sorta.
Would I watch this again? Absolutely. I liked the performances if not all of the themes, but I definitely would watch it again (that’s my marker.) 👍🏽
Is it as good as the first two? No.
Did I catch most of the plot? Sorta.
Would I watch this again? Absolutely. I liked the performances if not all of the themes, but I definitely would watch it again (that’s my marker.) 👍🏽
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I finally watched Wake Up Dead Man…
Is it as good as the first two? No.
Did I catch most of the plot? Sorta.
Would I watch this again? Absolutely. I liked the performances if not all of the themes, but I definitely would watch it again (that’s my marker.) 👍🏽
Is it as good as the first two? No.
Did I catch most of the plot? Sorta.
Would I watch this again? Absolutely. I liked the performances if not all of the themes, but I definitely would watch it again (that’s my marker.) 👍🏽
Reposted by Corey: I’ll Be Ho With Bells On🎄
Hello all! I set up a gofundme for help. Things have been rough but still pushing on and getting better. If anyone can help I would really appreciate it.
Thank you all and am grateful to still be here.
gofund.me/1f7e8b9b3
Thank you all and am grateful to still be here.
gofund.me/1f7e8b9b3
Donate to Help Anthony Heal After Amputation Surgery and Recovery!, organized by Anthony Marossani
Hello! My name is Anthony. I come here to ask, anyone that ca… Anthony Marossani needs your support for Help Anthony Heal After Amputation Surgery and Recovery!
gofund.me
December 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hello all! I set up a gofundme for help. Things have been rough but still pushing on and getting better. If anyone can help I would really appreciate it.
Thank you all and am grateful to still be here.
gofund.me/1f7e8b9b3
Thank you all and am grateful to still be here.
gofund.me/1f7e8b9b3
Make a Bond movie casual
You Mostly Live Twice
You Mostly Live Twice
Make a Bond movie casual
Trustfall
Trustfall
Make a Bond movie casual
No Time To Diet
No Time To Diet
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
You Mostly Live Twice
You Mostly Live Twice
Since I will be avoiding Eurov/sion this year, my brain gave me a dream last night where Germany, Austria, and Switzerland all sent the same song to the contest, but the Swiss version was in Schwyzerdütsch and the Austrian version was in Austrian German. 🤔
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Since I will be avoiding Eurov/sion this year, my brain gave me a dream last night where Germany, Austria, and Switzerland all sent the same song to the contest, but the Swiss version was in Schwyzerdütsch and the Austrian version was in Austrian German. 🤔
Happy Boxing Day! Where the Realm and Commonwealth nations celebrate the humble box (gen. “buxus”), a green shrub perfect for hedges and decoration.
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Happy Boxing Day! Where the Realm and Commonwealth nations celebrate the humble box (gen. “buxus”), a green shrub perfect for hedges and decoration.
Reposted by Corey: I’ll Be Ho With Bells On🎄
Canada, land of murder pigeons and of wolf birds (that they put on their currency).
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Canada, land of murder pigeons and of wolf birds (that they put on their currency).
Still plenty of Christmas to watch this classic.
Or…
“Christmas Shoes” (Patton Oswalt)
“Christmas Shoes” (Patton Oswalt)
Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes
YouTube video by billybobjomes
m.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Still plenty of Christmas to watch this classic.
Today was the first day of Christmas. Someone put a photo of the late David Cassidy in a pear tree, the stinkers.
Keith Partridge should not be in a pear tree.
Keith Partridge should not be in a pear tree.
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Today was the first day of Christmas. Someone put a photo of the late David Cassidy in a pear tree, the stinkers.
Keith Partridge should not be in a pear tree.
Keith Partridge should not be in a pear tree.
Make a Bond movie casual
For Your Eyes Sometimes
For Your Eyes Sometimes
Make a Bond movie casual
Octocoochie
Octocoochie
Make a Bond movie casual
No Time to Dine
No Time to Dine
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
For Your Eyes Sometimes
For Your Eyes Sometimes
Canada, land of murder pigeons and of wolf birds (that they put on their currency).
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Canada, land of murder pigeons and of wolf birds (that they put on their currency).
🎶 LET’S ALL GO TO THE COTTAGE
LET’S ALL GO TO THE COTTAGE
LET’S ALL GO TO THE COTTAGE
AND GET OUR SELF GAY SEX
🍿 🍬 🍑 🏒
LET’S ALL GO TO THE COTTAGE
LET’S ALL GO TO THE COTTAGE
AND GET OUR SELF GAY SEX
🍿 🍬 🍑 🏒
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
🎶 LET’S ALL GO TO THE COTTAGE
LET’S ALL GO TO THE COTTAGE
LET’S ALL GO TO THE COTTAGE
AND GET OUR SELF GAY SEX
🍿 🍬 🍑 🏒
LET’S ALL GO TO THE COTTAGE
LET’S ALL GO TO THE COTTAGE
AND GET OUR SELF GAY SEX
🍿 🍬 🍑 🏒