Ewan
@piandcake.bsky.social
Be gay. Do cross-stitch ~ British (whether I like it or not) ~ He/him 🏳️🌈
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Ewan
@piandcake.bsky.social
· Aug 26
Oh *now* you tell me this isn't what you meant by adult fan of Lego 😅
Seeing as it's FCF I thought I'd show off a cock... or two
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Seeing as it's FCF I thought I'd show off a cock... or two
Apparently, when people say, "go to your happy place," they don't mean literally... But it's too late now 🤷
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Apparently, when people say, "go to your happy place," they don't mean literally... But it's too late now 🤷
It's that time of year again! Wear one or don't wear one. Very much a matter of personal choice. You will never be able to convince me to give a fuck what someone is or isn't wearing, though
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's that time of year again! Wear one or don't wear one. Very much a matter of personal choice. You will never be able to convince me to give a fuck what someone is or isn't wearing, though
Today it was revealed that the Stonewall Lego Ideas set won't be moving forward. Lego doesn't issue the reason for their decision, and few sets do get selected, but when times are tough, allies step forward, not back. I'm disappointed. Hopefully the designer will release building instructions.
October 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Today it was revealed that the Stonewall Lego Ideas set won't be moving forward. Lego doesn't issue the reason for their decision, and few sets do get selected, but when times are tough, allies step forward, not back. I'm disappointed. Hopefully the designer will release building instructions.
Gay for pay? I think you mean...
October 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gay for pay? I think you mean...
The clocks have changed. It's dark before 5. This can be a tough time for people's mental health. Know you can always reach out to me if you need to
October 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The clocks have changed. It's dark before 5. This can be a tough time for people's mental health. Know you can always reach out to me if you need to
One of you degenerates described douching as "washing the rice" because you go until the water runs clear. EVERY SINGLE TIME I cook rice I think of this. I hope you're proud of yourself
October 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
One of you degenerates described douching as "washing the rice" because you go until the water runs clear. EVERY SINGLE TIME I cook rice I think of this. I hope you're proud of yourself
Telling a gay man that was killed by the cruelty of the British state long before his achievements had the fame they deserved to "move over" is certainly a choice by the Guardian
October 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Telling a gay man that was killed by the cruelty of the British state long before his achievements had the fame they deserved to "move over" is certainly a choice by the Guardian
What I will never get with these right wing people that clearly love Dr Who/Star Trek etc is how can they have such poor media literacy? They are shows about kindness, about doing the right thing, about helping those in need. In those shows they would be the bad guys!!
October 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
What I will never get with these right wing people that clearly love Dr Who/Star Trek etc is how can they have such poor media literacy? They are shows about kindness, about doing the right thing, about helping those in need. In those shows they would be the bad guys!!
I don't want to be too controversial, but I think the new Taylor Swift album is actually good... entirely because she spelled cancelled with a double L
October 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don't want to be too controversial, but I think the new Taylor Swift album is actually good... entirely because she spelled cancelled with a double L
The story is sad etc but I'm so here for this guy deciding a nasty pig hat should be worn for his pic on the BBC
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
'We had to pay £55,000 to buy back our homes', say Brighton flat owners
Homeowners who had to pay £55,000 to buy back their flats call for regulation of property agents.
www.bbc.com
October 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The story is sad etc but I'm so here for this guy deciding a nasty pig hat should be worn for his pic on the BBC
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Me: I've been banned from Locktober because I take performance enhancing drugs
Them: The only drugs you take are SSRIs
Me: Yes
Them: The only drugs you take are SSRIs
Me: Yes
October 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Me: I've been banned from Locktober because I take performance enhancing drugs
Them: The only drugs you take are SSRIs
Me: Yes
Them: The only drugs you take are SSRIs
Me: Yes
Went to the beach. Got blown.
September 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Went to the beach. Got blown.
So I've just discovered Spirit Halloween has a bunch of spectacular innuendo hats and I'll be frankly disappointed if none of my American friends wear them
September 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So I've just discovered Spirit Halloween has a bunch of spectacular innuendo hats and I'll be frankly disappointed if none of my American friends wear them
Friend: So is the rapture not happening?
Me: I'll suck you off instead if you want
Friend: 😮
Me: This is probably why I wasn't raptured 🤔
Me: I'll suck you off instead if you want
Friend: 😮
Me: This is probably why I wasn't raptured 🤔
September 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Friend: So is the rapture not happening?
Me: I'll suck you off instead if you want
Friend: 😮
Me: This is probably why I wasn't raptured 🤔
Me: I'll suck you off instead if you want
Friend: 😮
Me: This is probably why I wasn't raptured 🤔
Reposted by Ewan
There’s only one thing for it: Keir Starmer must shag the flag on live telly
Government approval falls to its lowest level since Labour took office, with a net score of -61 (fieldwork 13-15 Sep 2025)
Approve: 11% (-1 from 6-8 Sep)
Disapprove: 72% (+3)
Net: -61 (-4)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
Approve: 11% (-1 from 6-8 Sep)
Disapprove: 72% (+3)
Net: -61 (-4)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
September 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
There’s only one thing for it: Keir Starmer must shag the flag on live telly
If you write recipes and you measure the liquids in grams rather than millilitres I will suck your dick
September 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If you write recipes and you measure the liquids in grams rather than millilitres I will suck your dick
Reposted by Ewan
Today - World Suicide Prevention Day. Two points:
If you are struggling to cope with life, do not suffer in silence. Your silence only makes things worse. Talk to someone who will give you time and space.. someone who will listen.
Let's stop saying "committed" suicide. It's archaic and insensitive
If you are struggling to cope with life, do not suffer in silence. Your silence only makes things worse. Talk to someone who will give you time and space.. someone who will listen.
Let's stop saying "committed" suicide. It's archaic and insensitive
September 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Today - World Suicide Prevention Day. Two points:
If you are struggling to cope with life, do not suffer in silence. Your silence only makes things worse. Talk to someone who will give you time and space.. someone who will listen.
Let's stop saying "committed" suicide. It's archaic and insensitive
If you are struggling to cope with life, do not suffer in silence. Your silence only makes things worse. Talk to someone who will give you time and space.. someone who will listen.
Let's stop saying "committed" suicide. It's archaic and insensitive
*Friend sends recipe*
Friend: You *have* to cream the butter and sugar when making this cake
Me: Don't worry, your cakes always make me cream
Them: 😒
Friend: You *have* to cream the butter and sugar when making this cake
Me: Don't worry, your cakes always make me cream
Them: 😒
September 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
*Friend sends recipe*
Friend: You *have* to cream the butter and sugar when making this cake
Me: Don't worry, your cakes always make me cream
Them: 😒
Friend: You *have* to cream the butter and sugar when making this cake
Me: Don't worry, your cakes always make me cream
Them: 😒
Very bold of you to assume that my SSRI leaves me with enough libido to even get to that point
August 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Very bold of you to assume that my SSRI leaves me with enough libido to even get to that point
I like my toast like I like my kissing: french
August 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I like my toast like I like my kissing: french