Ewan
@piandcake.bsky.social
Be gay. Do cross-stitch ~ British (whether I like it or not) ~ He/him 🏳️🌈 ~ 18+
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Ewan
@piandcake.bsky.social
· Aug 26
Oh *now* you tell me this isn't what you meant by adult fan of Lego 😅
Do you think any of these would be worth the splinters?? 🤔
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Do you think any of these would be worth the splinters?? 🤔
There was a chubby ginger guy in the queue ahead of me, and he went to scratch his back, and his shirt rode up, and I got an underwear waistband and belly glimpse. I don't know what I've done to deserve this today, but *horny moan*
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
There was a chubby ginger guy in the queue ahead of me, and he went to scratch his back, and his shirt rode up, and I got an underwear waistband and belly glimpse. I don't know what I've done to deserve this today, but *horny moan*
*sniffs pit* oh I smell good right now
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
*sniffs pit* oh I smell good right now
The fact that nail polish has a top coat on top but a base coat on the bottom is bottom erasure
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The fact that nail polish has a top coat on top but a base coat on the bottom is bottom erasure
Quick question: Does anyone know if marble is body safe?? 🤔🤪
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Quick question: Does anyone know if marble is body safe?? 🤔🤪
This World AIDS Day feels like a good time to reiterate my love for my friends living with HIV, remember the people no longer with us, and, unusually for me, praise the government for its announcement today of the steps it will be taking towards a zero HIV transmission future
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This World AIDS Day feels like a good time to reiterate my love for my friends living with HIV, remember the people no longer with us, and, unusually for me, praise the government for its announcement today of the steps it will be taking towards a zero HIV transmission future
I know I'm a huge fucking (design) nerd, but I think banks switching to accessible cards is a rare good thing that has happened in the last few years
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I know I'm a huge fucking (design) nerd, but I think banks switching to accessible cards is a rare good thing that has happened in the last few years
It snowed last week. Yes, it's taken me this long to post a pic
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It snowed last week. Yes, it's taken me this long to post a pic
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
Haircut reveal (yes, the poses are necessary)
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Haircut reveal (yes, the poses are necessary)
I'm sorry, the old Ewan can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead.
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm sorry, the old Ewan can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead.
Time to say goodbye to my long hair
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Time to say goodbye to my long hair
Thank goodness Labour are in power. I'd hate to see a far right government in charge... Oh...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Asylum seekers’ jewellery could be seized to pay for processing costs, says Home Office minister
Idea borrowed from Denmark is latest attempt to reduce number of people seeking asylum in UK
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Thank goodness Labour are in power. I'd hate to see a far right government in charge... Oh...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Seeing as it's FCF I thought I'd show off a cock... or two
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Seeing as it's FCF I thought I'd show off a cock... or two
Apparently, when people say, "go to your happy place," they don't mean literally... But it's too late now 🤷
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Apparently, when people say, "go to your happy place," they don't mean literally... But it's too late now 🤷
It's that time of year again! Wear one or don't wear one. Very much a matter of personal choice. You will never be able to convince me to give a fuck what someone is or isn't wearing, though
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's that time of year again! Wear one or don't wear one. Very much a matter of personal choice. You will never be able to convince me to give a fuck what someone is or isn't wearing, though
Today it was revealed that the Stonewall Lego Ideas set won't be moving forward. Lego doesn't issue the reason for their decision, and few sets do get selected, but when times are tough, allies step forward, not back. I'm disappointed. Hopefully the designer will release building instructions.
October 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Today it was revealed that the Stonewall Lego Ideas set won't be moving forward. Lego doesn't issue the reason for their decision, and few sets do get selected, but when times are tough, allies step forward, not back. I'm disappointed. Hopefully the designer will release building instructions.
Gay for pay? I think you mean...
October 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gay for pay? I think you mean...
The clocks have changed. It's dark before 5. This can be a tough time for people's mental health. Know you can always reach out to me if you need to
October 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The clocks have changed. It's dark before 5. This can be a tough time for people's mental health. Know you can always reach out to me if you need to
