Corey aka “Turkeykey Palmer” 🦃 🌈
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Corey aka “Turkeykey Palmer” 🦃 🌈
@thealmostbear.bsky.social
(He/Him) LGBTQ+ 🌈 team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW 🚫🔞 than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.
Still life: “Dimple Dork, Con Café” (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
STOP! 🛑

Wallpaper checkkkkkk
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
[Adult]

Lemming, party of one.

(I always want to say “Blastoise” as a French word.)

I guess this is for Tummy Tuesday?
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Well, the building started warm. It’s chillier now.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
MCM, from over ten years ago.

Could stand a return visit to Old Blighty at some point.
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
[Nudity]

Coffee on Sunday.
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What’s this about Fall Colour Friday (FCF)?

Hi to anyone who choose to see this, and have a nice day.
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
WFH called for a quick break outside. Cloudless, crisp, colourful.
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
🤗 🤗 🤗
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Not as old as Stockard Channing in this title card, but I know nothing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Relevant:
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Almostbear and Almost-Monochrome Monday (mcm)

Balmy autumn day.
November 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Dark meat $2
Roasties potatoes $2
Stuffing $5
Cranberries $2
Pumpkin Pie $5
Gravy $3
Hawaiian roll $1

💥 boom 💥
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
2A (long tee) in autumn/winter
2B (short tee) in spring/summer

I can’t do 20 unless I’m next to someone so I don’t do it as often as I want. 😐)
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
November. Blessed be. 🍁 🕯️
November 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
*taps the sign*
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Happy All Saints Day to those who celebrate!
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
[Explicit]

For the last Jocktober day of 2025, an offering of sweets.

Fanciful Candies Friday. #fcf
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Happy Hallow’s Eve! ✨🎃

Oíche Shanhna Shona Daoibh, a chairde! 🕯️ 🌙
October 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I have set out offerings of four sweets per bag. Hoping this is sufficient.

(I made 40 of these.)
October 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Last year I gave out sweet to neighbourhood children and I put them in coloured cellophane Ziplock bags. Couldn’t find any this year to save my life.

This year I ordered these smaller bags with festive designs. I will divy the sweets tonight and be ready for tomorrow.
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
🕸️ 🍆 💦
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Not a pair… 🤔
October 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Birth country: probably the modern hamburger with fixings. 🇺🇸

Familial country: definitely ackee and saltfish. 🇯🇲
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
[Nudity]

For the final Hump Day of Jocktober, the extras I hadn’t posted before.

For the few of you out there that enjoy these.
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM