$hmaya
@shmayacuya.bsky.social
Unfriendly black hottie • she/her 🏳️🌈
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Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
Doechii’s tiny desk was every bit as moisturized as I expected. Most pleasing.
December 7, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Doechii’s tiny desk was every bit as moisturized as I expected. Most pleasing.
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a vida imitando a arte
December 1, 2024 at 6:39 PM
a vida imitando a arte
Get in loser we’re learning discipline
December 1, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Get in loser we’re learning discipline
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crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious.
November 30, 2024 at 4:00 PM
crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious.
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I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈
November 29, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈
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"onlyfans content creators" seems clunky. Let's just call them skinfluencers
November 27, 2024 at 2:17 AM
"onlyfans content creators" seems clunky. Let's just call them skinfluencers
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don’t nothing pmo more than the clean version of a song playing
November 27, 2024 at 3:43 AM
don’t nothing pmo more than the clean version of a song playing
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I heard there was a secret chord
Made Drake so mad
He went to court
Made Drake so mad
He went to court
November 26, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I heard there was a secret chord
Made Drake so mad
He went to court
Made Drake so mad
He went to court
I can’t believe we got MEGAN, Glorious, Alligator Bites Never Heal, Chromakopia and GNX all in one year. The world may be literally falling apart but at least the soundtrack is fire.
November 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I can’t believe we got MEGAN, Glorious, Alligator Bites Never Heal, Chromakopia and GNX all in one year. The world may be literally falling apart but at least the soundtrack is fire.
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ME: How much for the goth Kinder Egg?
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
November 26, 2024 at 1:19 PM
ME: How much for the goth Kinder Egg?
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
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Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Pil Hwa.
November 26, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Pil Hwa.
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You said that it was made with love, but it has raisins in it. 😕
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
You said that it was made with love, but it has raisins in it. 😕
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Always sucks when you hit the finale of a tv show you’ve been binge watching for comfort.
November 26, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Always sucks when you hit the finale of a tv show you’ve been binge watching for comfort.
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Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now
November 26, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now
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Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it
November 26, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it
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“Dear Universal Music Group and Spotify”
November 25, 2024 at 11:00 PM
“Dear Universal Music Group and Spotify”
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When I had hoped to live in interesting times this is not what the fuck I meant.
November 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
When I had hoped to live in interesting times this is not what the fuck I meant.
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tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
I know the heel turn finna be CRAZY.
November 26, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I know the heel turn finna be CRAZY.
It’s crazy cus Drake coulda just shut up in the first place. But then we would have missed out on so much good music (from Kendrick).
November 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM
It’s crazy cus Drake coulda just shut up in the first place. But then we would have missed out on so much good music (from Kendrick).
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talmbout a lawsuit 😭😭😭
November 25, 2024 at 10:08 PM
talmbout a lawsuit 😭😭😭
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Suing a man that called you a p3do for artificially inflating the popularity of his song instead of suing him for calling you a p3do is INSANE actually lmaoo
November 25, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Suing a man that called you a p3do for artificially inflating the popularity of his song instead of suing him for calling you a p3do is INSANE actually lmaoo
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*turns up Not Like Us*
November 25, 2024 at 10:33 PM
*turns up Not Like Us*