noah
@sheapforwheet.bsky.social
There is nothing worth saving except one another
He/Him/Cry About It
He/Him/Cry About It
A while back my mom told me that one of her friends' kid made a living as a professional gambler so I asked what sport and she said he mostly bet on news and politics and I responded 'oh, so he's going to broke real quick' and yesterday she told me he'd lost everything on that TX senate race
Crazy story: A bank analyst published a report showing Kalshi users lose money even faster than sports gamblers, so Kalshi first tried to pressure the data provider to change their data and then accused them and the analyst of conspiring to extort them when that doesn’t work.
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
A while back my mom told me that one of her friends' kid made a living as a professional gambler so I asked what sport and she said he mostly bet on news and politics and I responded 'oh, so he's going to broke real quick' and yesterday she told me he'd lost everything on that TX senate race
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Shaedon Sharpe explodes for the absolutely filthy And-1 poster dunk on Mark Williams (with replays)
He made it despite being grabbed around the waist in mid-air, and thankfully he is okay after this hard fall
THIS GUY IS TRULY UNBELIEVABLE
Multi-broadcast - EN1|EN2|EN3
Via:
youtu.be/8miaBcXd7PI
He made it despite being grabbed around the waist in mid-air, and thankfully he is okay after this hard fall
THIS GUY IS TRULY UNBELIEVABLE
Multi-broadcast - EN1|EN2|EN3
Via:
youtu.be/8miaBcXd7PI
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Shaedon Sharpe explodes for the absolutely filthy And-1 poster dunk on Mark Williams (with replays)
He made it despite being grabbed around the waist in mid-air, and thankfully he is okay after this hard fall
THIS GUY IS TRULY UNBELIEVABLE
Multi-broadcast - EN1|EN2|EN3
Via:
youtu.be/8miaBcXd7PI
He made it despite being grabbed around the waist in mid-air, and thankfully he is okay after this hard fall
THIS GUY IS TRULY UNBELIEVABLE
Multi-broadcast - EN1|EN2|EN3
Via:
youtu.be/8miaBcXd7PI
Jesus Christ that Shaedon dunk was violent
February 4, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Jesus Christ that Shaedon dunk was violent
It's the end of the world as we know it is too obvious so I'm going to go with my favorite song that's just an elaborate dumb joke, the Fiery Furnaces 'My dog was lost but now he's found'
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 AM
It's the end of the world as we know it is too obvious so I'm going to go with my favorite song that's just an elaborate dumb joke, the Fiery Furnaces 'My dog was lost but now he's found'
The NBA broadcast on peacock is awful. Latest example is this halftime standup where I'm trying to listen to 4 guys standing courtside trying to talk over an incredibly loud halftime show. There's a reason they throw it back to the studio for this kind of thing
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
The NBA broadcast on peacock is awful. Latest example is this halftime standup where I'm trying to listen to 4 guys standing courtside trying to talk over an incredibly loud halftime show. There's a reason they throw it back to the studio for this kind of thing
The woman in green right behind him noticeably reacts to the sound and then dr oz goes rigid a second later. He must have absolutely filled his diaper
February 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The woman in green right behind him noticeably reacts to the sound and then dr oz goes rigid a second later. He must have absolutely filled his diaper
These dumb motherfuckers think teargas will stop a portlander. They gassed my 13 year old today, now we're laughing about his Portland baptism and buying him a gas mask. We will never, ever stop.
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
These dumb motherfuckers think teargas will stop a portlander. They gassed my 13 year old today, now we're laughing about his Portland baptism and buying him a gas mask. We will never, ever stop.
They gassed a peaceful match full of children. There is no hell hot enough
February 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
They gassed a peaceful match full of children. There is no hell hot enough
Ice just attacked the union rally, incredible amount of tear gas, could have caused a stampede, crowd is showing great discipline
February 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Ice just attacked the union rally, incredible amount of tear gas, could have caused a stampede, crowd is showing great discipline
The entire Confederate army couldn't have taken Luxembourg city let alone defeated a continental army in a straight up ground fight.
January 29, 2026 at 4:02 AM
The entire Confederate army couldn't have taken Luxembourg city let alone defeated a continental army in a straight up ground fight.
I won a bottle of very nice local champagne in the family gift swap at Christmas this year so that's first, then a magnum of barolo that's been cellaring for 5 years then we're getting into the homemade mezcal in a quart jar my friend smuggled across the border
i think first drink for me when it happens will be champagne, that's obvious, but i feel as though i need to script at least a couple plays deep for this one
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I won a bottle of very nice local champagne in the family gift swap at Christmas this year so that's first, then a magnum of barolo that's been cellaring for 5 years then we're getting into the homemade mezcal in a quart jar my friend smuggled across the border
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Scrolling through Twitter, finding the ancient texts, discovered a quintessential Dan tweet.
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Scrolling through Twitter, finding the ancient texts, discovered a quintessential Dan tweet.
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Animal care staff hid mealworms and crickets in a box of crumpled newspaper and the meerkats were obsessed. This kind of enrichment encourages natural foraging and digging behaviors, and clearly, it’s a meerkat favorite.
📹: Animal care staff Margaret
📹: Animal care staff Margaret
January 28, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Animal care staff hid mealworms and crickets in a box of crumpled newspaper and the meerkats were obsessed. This kind of enrichment encourages natural foraging and digging behaviors, and clearly, it’s a meerkat favorite.
📹: Animal care staff Margaret
📹: Animal care staff Margaret
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someone just tried attacking rep ilhan omar at her town hall in north minneapolis, reportedly trying to spray her with something, but was tackled before he could get to her. she returned to speaking
January 28, 2026 at 12:58 AM
someone just tried attacking rep ilhan omar at her town hall in north minneapolis, reportedly trying to spray her with something, but was tackled before he could get to her. she returned to speaking
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🧊🚨NORTH PORTLAND🚨🧊:
Heads up from a friend 🧊 is all over Delta Park RN
Heads up from a friend 🧊 is all over Delta Park RN
January 27, 2026 at 10:08 PM
🧊🚨NORTH PORTLAND🚨🧊:
Heads up from a friend 🧊 is all over Delta Park RN
Heads up from a friend 🧊 is all over Delta Park RN
we hung those nazis too
January 27, 2026 at 9:41 PM
we hung those nazis too
If we work hard enough we can get this number to zero.
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
If we work hard enough we can get this number to zero.
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the strawberry boys, for your nerves.
January 24, 2026 at 4:35 PM
the strawberry boys, for your nerves.
This is @gluesenkampperez.house.gov primary opponent btw
ICE must be dismantled. No amount of money can reform an agency so fundamentally broken. If elected, I want you to know that I will work every day, in whatever way I can, to prosecute these agents for the crimes they have committed.
5/6
5/6
January 24, 2026 at 4:36 PM
This is @gluesenkampperez.house.gov primary opponent btw
If I were @gluesenkampperez.house.gov I wouldn't ever show my face in public again
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If I were @gluesenkampperez.house.gov I wouldn't ever show my face in public again
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This story paints a picture of the terrifying reality facing immigrants in this country.
I was briefly on the front page of Mother Jones, which is very cool, but I really just want as many people as possible to watch this.
Please watch and share.
youtu.be/_SzGvlRYHV8?...
I was briefly on the front page of Mother Jones, which is very cool, but I really just want as many people as possible to watch this.
Please watch and share.
youtu.be/_SzGvlRYHV8?...
January 24, 2026 at 4:57 AM
This story paints a picture of the terrifying reality facing immigrants in this country.
I was briefly on the front page of Mother Jones, which is very cool, but I really just want as many people as possible to watch this.
Please watch and share.
youtu.be/_SzGvlRYHV8?...
I was briefly on the front page of Mother Jones, which is very cool, but I really just want as many people as possible to watch this.
Please watch and share.
youtu.be/_SzGvlRYHV8?...
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Republicans cut funding for health care to pay for Trump's lawless militia. Giving more money to use 5-year-olds as bait and shoot unarmed mothers is unacceptable. I will not vote to give more money to ICE until there is accountability and an end to these abuses.
January 23, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Republicans cut funding for health care to pay for Trump's lawless militia. Giving more money to use 5-year-olds as bait and shoot unarmed mothers is unacceptable. I will not vote to give more money to ICE until there is accountability and an end to these abuses.
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Chicken tikka masala pizza is American.
The Confederacy is un-American.
The Confederacy is un-American.
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Chicken tikka masala pizza is American.
The Confederacy is un-American.
The Confederacy is un-American.
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🚨BLAZERS OVER .500🚨
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 AM
🚨BLAZERS OVER .500🚨
Once Shaedons handle catches up to what his body can do he's going to be a real fucking problem
January 23, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Once Shaedons handle catches up to what his body can do he's going to be a real fucking problem