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There is nothing worth saving except one another
He/Him/Cry About It
He/Him/Cry About It
Decorating the tree and I like to make it clear where Santa should put that Blazers championship
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Decorating the tree and I like to make it clear where Santa should put that Blazers championship
Out of the oven, delicious but the crust didn't get crispy. Next time I'll crank the oven to 475 and then drop the temp and cover with foil after 15 minutes or so
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Out of the oven, delicious but the crust didn't get crispy. Next time I'll crank the oven to 475 and then drop the temp and cover with foil after 15 minutes or so
Having mastered the Detroit style I've moved on to Chicago style deep dish. Left is a dove vivi corn pizza knockoff, the right is sausage and pepperoni
November 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Having mastered the Detroit style I've moved on to Chicago style deep dish. Left is a dove vivi corn pizza knockoff, the right is sausage and pepperoni
Down at ICE and saw this bunny and they said fuck ICE
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Down at ICE and saw this bunny and they said fuck ICE
This is my favorite picture of dim tool because its evidence he's at least somewhat aware that everyone he hangs out with is a huge piece of shit
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
This is my favorite picture of dim tool because its evidence he's at least somewhat aware that everyone he hangs out with is a huge piece of shit
I don't know if this is the head of our march or a different march but I am not kidding when I say literally everybody in Portland is out here today
October 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don't know if this is the head of our march or a different march but I am not kidding when I say literally everybody in Portland is out here today
Our friendly neighborhood spiderman says free free Palestine
October 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Our friendly neighborhood spiderman says free free Palestine
6 goons posted up a block north of ICE
September 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
6 goons posted up a block north of ICE
Look at what antifa has done to my city bro
September 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Look at what antifa has done to my city bro
Blocked for asking some very basic questions
September 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Blocked for asking some very basic questions
Blue cities should be aggressively competing for who gets to hold the American Nuremberg trials. We'll turn Vance's grave into a public urinal.
September 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Blue cities should be aggressively competing for who gets to hold the American Nuremberg trials. We'll turn Vance's grave into a public urinal.
Goin full unc mode. Meet us at the corner market for a Popsicle and root beers
August 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Goin full unc mode. Meet us at the corner market for a Popsicle and root beers
The haters are in shambles as they find themselves the waiters at my coffee table of success
August 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The haters are in shambles as they find themselves the waiters at my coffee table of success
They won't tell you this outright, but you can just make delicious cinnamon rolls yourself. Nobody can stop you.
August 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
They won't tell you this outright, but you can just make delicious cinnamon rolls yourself. Nobody can stop you.
This is Elly in peak mid-day nap form
August 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is Elly in peak mid-day nap form
You all want to hire a real stupid plumber? I know a guy
August 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
You all want to hire a real stupid plumber? I know a guy
Family is out of town so I've made a pilgrimage to the OG John's Market. The only reason to come to SW Portland I can think of.
August 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Family is out of town so I've made a pilgrimage to the OG John's Market. The only reason to come to SW Portland I can think of.
Look upon my works ye mighty and despair
August 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Look upon my works ye mighty and despair
It's Woof Wednesday at Walker Stadium and I've never seen a crowd fight this vicious before.
July 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It's Woof Wednesday at Walker Stadium and I've never seen a crowd fight this vicious before.
I'm an absolute sucker for a tropical drink in a fun glass, especially when I get to take it home with me
June 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I'm an absolute sucker for a tropical drink in a fun glass, especially when I get to take it home with me
