noah
@sheapforwheet.bsky.social
There is nothing worth saving except one another
He/Him/Cry About It
He/Him/Cry About It
John Turturro gives you both prime spike lee and coen brothers PLUS all the weird stuff
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
John Turturro gives you both prime spike lee and coen brothers PLUS all the weird stuff
Decorating the tree and I like to make it clear where Santa should put that Blazers championship
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Decorating the tree and I like to make it clear where Santa should put that Blazers championship
In Ireland, in Lebanon,
In Palestine, in Portland,
Charlie Brown heard the burst
Of Roland's Thompson gun
And bought it
In Palestine, in Portland,
Charlie Brown heard the burst
Of Roland's Thompson gun
And bought it
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In Ireland, in Lebanon,
In Palestine, in Portland,
Charlie Brown heard the burst
Of Roland's Thompson gun
And bought it
In Palestine, in Portland,
Charlie Brown heard the burst
Of Roland's Thompson gun
And bought it
I met a girl in Hollywood, she really worked me over good, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I met a girl in Hollywood, she really worked me over good, Charlie Brown
My mama couldn't be persuaded when they pleaded with her daughter don't marry that gambling man, Charlie Brown (whooo-aah couldn't be persuaded)
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My mama couldn't be persuaded when they pleaded with her daughter don't marry that gambling man, Charlie Brown (whooo-aah couldn't be persuaded)
And it was over in Clay County
That Frank and Jessie learned to kill, Charlie Brown
That Frank and Jessie learned to kill, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
And it was over in Clay County
That Frank and Jessie learned to kill, Charlie Brown
That Frank and Jessie learned to kill, Charlie Brown
Where we're going we don't need eyes to see, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Where we're going we don't need eyes to see, Charlie Brown
Reposted by noah
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
Reposted by noah
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
Reposted by noah
PDX Folks! Rt'ing with alt text
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
PDX Folks! Rt'ing with alt text
The day starts with dock Cheney dying and ends with zohran mamdani giving an all time victory speech. We might as well go win the whole fucking thing.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The day starts with dock Cheney dying and ends with zohran mamdani giving an all time victory speech. We might as well go win the whole fucking thing.
What the media won't tell you is that dick Cheney died because the maintenance tech working on his orphan crushing machine took a break without properly securing the machine and ol' dick was so excited to crush more orphans he turned it on and died in the resulting explosion. ALWAYS #lockouttagout
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
What the media won't tell you is that dick Cheney died because the maintenance tech working on his orphan crushing machine took a break without properly securing the machine and ol' dick was so excited to crush more orphans he turned it on and died in the resulting explosion. ALWAYS #lockouttagout
This may strike some readers as extreme but everyone involved in this story deserves to die
My assumption is that the New York Post has better sources inside Heritage than most other press outlets. One tidbit of note: Princeton's Robert P. George, a Heritage trustee, is said to be pushing fellow board members to oust its president Kevin Roberts. Hope he succeeds.
Exclusive | Heritage Foundation in revolt over Tucker Carlson defense after controversial Nick Fuentes interview: ‘Footsie with literal Nazis’
“I’m disgusted by this,” said one Heritage staffer.
nypost.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This may strike some readers as extreme but everyone involved in this story deserves to die
Reposted by noah
If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.
Having mastered the Detroit style I've moved on to Chicago style deep dish. Left is a dove vivi corn pizza knockoff, the right is sausage and pepperoni
November 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Having mastered the Detroit style I've moved on to Chicago style deep dish. Left is a dove vivi corn pizza knockoff, the right is sausage and pepperoni
Vibrating so fast I'm melting into my couch
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Vibrating so fast I'm melting into my couch
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 Chokeshaw 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 Chokeshaw 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 Chokeshaw 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 Chokeshaw 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯
Baseball is magic because tonight was the Waldorf school friend group Halloween party/combined fall birthday party and by the bottom of the 7th the entire party had left the bonfire to watch the game and learn totally new things about baseball himbos and what its like to die every 20 seconds or so
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Baseball is magic because tonight was the Waldorf school friend group Halloween party/combined fall birthday party and by the bottom of the 7th the entire party had left the bonfire to watch the game and learn totally new things about baseball himbos and what its like to die every 20 seconds or so
Reposted by noah
On Halloween our spooky volunteers treated our unhoused neighbors to 59 servings of Italian sausage & white bean soup, water, coca-cola, candy, harm reduction supplies, & blankets!
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPortland
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPortland
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
On Halloween our spooky volunteers treated our unhoused neighbors to 59 servings of Italian sausage & white bean soup, water, coca-cola, candy, harm reduction supplies, & blankets!
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPortland
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPortland
Jg with the ugliest ft make I've ever seen
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Jg with the ugliest ft make I've ever seen
I swear toumani jumped 12 feet high on that block. Way way up
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I swear toumani jumped 12 feet high on that block. Way way up
Reposted by noah
UGLY WIN - WINNING RECORD
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
UGLY WIN - WINNING RECORD
Me too Shohei, me too
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Me too Shohei, me too
Just reached the 'spouse woke up, realized I wasn't in bed, came downstairs to check on me' threshold
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Just reached the 'spouse woke up, realized I wasn't in bed, came downstairs to check on me' threshold