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Soup season! I'm going to start a pinned thread of Soup Tips and recipes.
Grandma's Good Hot Soup:
-1 can French onion soup
-1 russet potato
-baby spinach
-cheese
Dice the potato (1/2 inch). Add to a pot with French onion soup. When potato is soft, add baby spinach. Garnish with cheese.
Grandma's Good Hot Soup:
-1 can French onion soup
-1 russet potato
-baby spinach
-cheese
Dice the potato (1/2 inch). Add to a pot with French onion soup. When potato is soft, add baby spinach. Garnish with cheese.
Just bought a brisket and cut it up to fit in my freezer. I know it's a long shot, but does anyone have any favorite suet recipes?
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just bought a brisket and cut it up to fit in my freezer. I know it's a long shot, but does anyone have any favorite suet recipes?
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This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
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Today’s Florida Weather Forecast: slight chance of frozen iguanas.
Do not approach, do not taunt, do not load up your car with them
Do not approach, do not taunt, do not load up your car with them
The NWS confirmed that plummeting temperatures will cause green iguanas to lose consciousness & fall from trees, marking the 3rd consecutive year the agency has been forced to warn Florida residents that iguanas seize up when it gets cold. Read more below...
#fall #florida #iguana #winter #OddNews
#fall #florida #iguana #winter #OddNews
Arctic Blast Tuesday Could Cause Iguanas To Rain From Florida Trees
State wildlife officials advise looking up, though honestly that’s just good life advice in Florida generally.
oddnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Today’s Florida Weather Forecast: slight chance of frozen iguanas.
Do not approach, do not taunt, do not load up your car with them
Do not approach, do not taunt, do not load up your car with them
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November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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Shelter 🐁🍄
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Shelter 🐁🍄
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From a Washington Post story titled "How women feel about Trump’s presidency"
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
From a Washington Post story titled "How women feel about Trump’s presidency"
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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My favorite things about Passover are: themes of liberation, matzoh ball soup, and *checks writing on hand* the annual hunt and slaying of the Pillsbury Dough Boy
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My favorite things about Passover are: themes of liberation, matzoh ball soup, and *checks writing on hand* the annual hunt and slaying of the Pillsbury Dough Boy
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Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
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Literally: I want someone to sit him in front of a camera, hand him a copy of the constitution - any size font he wants! - and have him read it out loud.
(I kind of also want someone to make him explain what each idea means in his own words, but I absolutely to not want to listen to it.)
(I kind of also want someone to make him explain what each idea means in his own words, but I absolutely to not want to listen to it.)
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Literally: I want someone to sit him in front of a camera, hand him a copy of the constitution - any size font he wants! - and have him read it out loud.
(I kind of also want someone to make him explain what each idea means in his own words, but I absolutely to not want to listen to it.)
(I kind of also want someone to make him explain what each idea means in his own words, but I absolutely to not want to listen to it.)
Idk who needs to hear this, but at least for Bank of America, you can get into the ATM foyer outside of banking hours by scanning your debit card in the reader by the door to unlock it
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Idk who needs to hear this, but at least for Bank of America, you can get into the ATM foyer outside of banking hours by scanning your debit card in the reader by the door to unlock it
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すいませんがちょっと今月からは主にポップスターに行ってます
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
すいませんがちょっと今月からは主にポップスターに行ってます
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seeing the famous sights of kyoto
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
seeing the famous sights of kyoto
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The countdown has started! #gavlebocken #gavle
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The countdown has started! #gavlebocken #gavle
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that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan
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This is what I want to start emphazising more to our "leaders" in the United States Congress.
These people think they have a hard time now? Wait till people start putting basic facts together and realize what an obscenely gigantic role they are playing in protecting insurrectionists.
These people think they have a hard time now? Wait till people start putting basic facts together and realize what an obscenely gigantic role they are playing in protecting insurrectionists.
And I will add, the longer they continue this stupid game, the more and more criminal exposure they have to providing aid/comfort to insurrectionists, an extremely serious charge.
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
This is what I want to start emphazising more to our "leaders" in the United States Congress.
These people think they have a hard time now? Wait till people start putting basic facts together and realize what an obscenely gigantic role they are playing in protecting insurrectionists.
These people think they have a hard time now? Wait till people start putting basic facts together and realize what an obscenely gigantic role they are playing in protecting insurrectionists.
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fellas is it normal for a funding bill to waive the sovereign immunity of the united states government in the context of when senators are targets of federal investigation
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
fellas is it normal for a funding bill to waive the sovereign immunity of the united states government in the context of when senators are targets of federal investigation
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"some people spread happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go"
-Oscar Wilde
-Oscar Wilde
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"some people spread happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go"
-Oscar Wilde
-Oscar Wilde
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no joke Seattle: check your fucking ballots to make sure they were counted!! there are a Bunch of incomplete or invalid ballots in our age range right now, and it's a quick check to see if yours went through okay. it's not too late to fix it!
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
King County Elections
Led by Director Julie Wise, King County Elections conducts accurate, secure, and accessible elections for King County's over 1.4 million registered voters.
info.kingcounty.gov
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
no joke Seattle: check your fucking ballots to make sure they were counted!! there are a Bunch of incomplete or invalid ballots in our age range right now, and it's a quick check to see if yours went through okay. it's not too late to fix it!
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
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dorothea seeing edelgard in a nice gown at friday night friends dinner: edie you’re serving
caspar: did you get a job here as a server
edelgard: i believe she means i’m serving our people
hubert, in charge of edelgard’s social media presence & lgbtq outreach: the house down boots
caspar: did you get a job here as a server
edelgard: i believe she means i’m serving our people
hubert, in charge of edelgard’s social media presence & lgbtq outreach: the house down boots
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
dorothea seeing edelgard in a nice gown at friday night friends dinner: edie you’re serving
caspar: did you get a job here as a server
edelgard: i believe she means i’m serving our people
hubert, in charge of edelgard’s social media presence & lgbtq outreach: the house down boots
caspar: did you get a job here as a server
edelgard: i believe she means i’m serving our people
hubert, in charge of edelgard’s social media presence & lgbtq outreach: the house down boots