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Soup season! I'm going to start a pinned thread of Soup Tips and recipes.
Grandma's Good Hot Soup:
-1 can French onion soup
-1 russet potato
-baby spinach
-cheese
Dice the potato (1/2 inch). Add to a pot with French onion soup. When potato is soft, add baby spinach. Garnish with cheese.
Grandma's Good Hot Soup:
-1 can French onion soup
-1 russet potato
-baby spinach
-cheese
Dice the potato (1/2 inch). Add to a pot with French onion soup. When potato is soft, add baby spinach. Garnish with cheese.
Did mini-Thanksgiving tonight, with turkey wings, dressing, gravy, and creamed zucchini. Mushrooms and leeks (and plenty of them) remain the best veggies for dressing, hands down.
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Did mini-Thanksgiving tonight, with turkey wings, dressing, gravy, and creamed zucchini. Mushrooms and leeks (and plenty of them) remain the best veggies for dressing, hands down.
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Ice on Lake Ontario on New Year’s Day
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Ice on Lake Ontario on New Year’s Day
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Currently on page 8 of my Blue Prince notes. Every night, I fry my brain playing it and then sleep great. Would've paid full price instead of waiting for a sale if I knew there was so much game in this game!
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Currently on page 8 of my Blue Prince notes. Every night, I fry my brain playing it and then sleep great. Would've paid full price instead of waiting for a sale if I knew there was so much game in this game!
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I can't recall where this originated but I'll never ever stop laughing at it.
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I can't recall where this originated but I'll never ever stop laughing at it.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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As a reminder for 2026, you can kill the man but you cannot kill The Toot. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASyw...
Ylvis - Mr. Toot [Official music video HD]
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January 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
As a reminder for 2026, you can kill the man but you cannot kill The Toot. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASyw...
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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Candid answer - as someone who handled constituent affairs calls for years - while they’re not checking the phone right now, the urgency of the moment is important.
Show them you care enough to make the weekend call, and be counted that way. Staffers will clock and report this upstream.
Show them you care enough to make the weekend call, and be counted that way. Staffers will clock and report this upstream.
Is there actually a benefit to leaving a VM now vs getting a staffer on Monday? Can do both but just curious
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Candid answer - as someone who handled constituent affairs calls for years - while they’re not checking the phone right now, the urgency of the moment is important.
Show them you care enough to make the weekend call, and be counted that way. Staffers will clock and report this upstream.
Show them you care enough to make the weekend call, and be counted that way. Staffers will clock and report this upstream.
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
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So basically we did to venezuela what putin tried to do on day 1 in ukraine but failed
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
So basically we did to venezuela what putin tried to do on day 1 in ukraine but failed
Tag yourself as a non-Hanukkah sticker on the ostensibly-Hanukkah sticker sheet, I'm "Happy PURIM" written in English
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Tag yourself as a non-Hanukkah sticker on the ostensibly-Hanukkah sticker sheet, I'm "Happy PURIM" written in English
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You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
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Buddy, hope left the building, went to lunch, had 4 margaritas and a bloody mary, got into a fight with the server, was tossed through a window, severed an artery, had its leg amputated, spent three nights in ICU, got divorced, defaulted on the mortgage, and is living in a van down by the river
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Buddy, hope left the building, went to lunch, had 4 margaritas and a bloody mary, got into a fight with the server, was tossed through a window, severed an artery, had its leg amputated, spent three nights in ICU, got divorced, defaulted on the mortgage, and is living in a van down by the river
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The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab
The Washington Post editorial board comes out in favor of the Venezuela attack/operation to capture Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab
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all the proud maga isolationists now hastily adding an S to their AMERICA FIRST signs
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
all the proud maga isolationists now hastily adding an S to their AMERICA FIRST signs
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im not gonna tell my reps that i think bombing sovereign countries is bad they should be telling us they think that to try and keep us from throwing them into raw sewage
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
im not gonna tell my reps that i think bombing sovereign countries is bad they should be telling us they think that to try and keep us from throwing them into raw sewage
JAMES MADE A FLOORPLAN OF SASA SANCTUARY?????
January 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
JAMES MADE A FLOORPLAN OF SASA SANCTUARY?????
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George W. Bush has got to be kicking himself for wasting all that time giving speeches with slides and everything
turns out you can say "I want to go to war for funsies" and still get a full slate of very serious-faced tie-wearing adults to tell everyone that funsies is a very complex issue
turns out you can say "I want to go to war for funsies" and still get a full slate of very serious-faced tie-wearing adults to tell everyone that funsies is a very complex issue
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
George W. Bush has got to be kicking himself for wasting all that time giving speeches with slides and everything
turns out you can say "I want to go to war for funsies" and still get a full slate of very serious-faced tie-wearing adults to tell everyone that funsies is a very complex issue
turns out you can say "I want to go to war for funsies" and still get a full slate of very serious-faced tie-wearing adults to tell everyone that funsies is a very complex issue
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three totalies? Sounds serious
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
three totalies? Sounds serious
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.