...Which kingdom do you choose?

I'd assume the loud music had overwhelmed all your other senses and get the headphones off you ASAP.

How loud was the music?

If you have a pile of yard waste or something else that's big and can take a beating, I heartily recommend getting a baseball bat. It helped me a lot during the Concerta shortage!

I feel like there MUST be some middle ground between "don't be a horny demon who creeps on everyone" and "don't talk to women ever," but otoh I've been watching C-dramas and in one of them the girlies got put in time-out for not staying behind a screen, so I think a lot of places had this problem.

With enough storage space/furniture, and a wood-and-jute cat wall, a space can look organized and neat and the pet toys just look like minor artistic touches 😊 Remember to get furniture that somewhat matches the pet fur, too!

Where can I buy the lobsters with extra claws? 🤤

Maybe men should live their lives such that they don't have to be afraid of Maimonides Nutz.

When they started making AI mushroom guides, I made sure to buy THE mushroom guide, which is so sickos.jpg that no computer program would ever invent it.

My favorite things about Passover are: themes of liberation, matzoh ball soup, and *checks writing on hand* the annual hunt and slaying of the Pillsbury Dough Boy