David
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Hi! I like shorts. They’re comfy and easy to wear
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My washing machine is broken and I have been doing so much mopping the last few days
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My washing machine is broken and I have been doing so much mopping the last few days
Jura went down and for a while I was free
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Jura went down and for a while I was free
Got a bruise on my thigh and am walking round my flat trying to figure out what it was bumped on
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Got a bruise on my thigh and am walking round my flat trying to figure out what it was bumped on
The goal alert apps should have a “I’m watching this game on tv so don’t need to know”-mode
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The goal alert apps should have a “I’m watching this game on tv so don’t need to know”-mode
My cat is estimated to be at least 19 years old and I will often just assume he might be dead if I’ve not heard from him in a few hours
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My cat is estimated to be at least 19 years old and I will often just assume he might be dead if I’ve not heard from him in a few hours
Decided to finally throw out the multiple cardboard boxes I’ve accumulated over the years
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Decided to finally throw out the multiple cardboard boxes I’ve accumulated over the years
I did think that the sheet they bring out was going to be like those tents they bring out in horse racing when they have to shoot a horse that’s hurt too badly
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I did think that the sheet they bring out was going to be like those tents they bring out in horse racing when they have to shoot a horse that’s hurt too badly
It might be up there with the Morbin’ Time tweet that ended up costing Sony millions
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It might be up there with the Morbin’ Time tweet that ended up costing Sony millions
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books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
books have no tech tree, no fog of war
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Started watching The Witcher and was thinking how well they recast the new guy because he looked so much like Henry Cavil…
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Started watching The Witcher and was thinking how well they recast the new guy because he looked so much like Henry Cavil…
I’m 200 chapters away from fully catching up with One Piece and I am kinda hitting a wall
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’m 200 chapters away from fully catching up with One Piece and I am kinda hitting a wall
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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
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Whenever I hear about the decline in standards from the old days of Decent Conservatism this is the first image that comes to mind. The man who drew this was given an OBE.
October 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Whenever I hear about the decline in standards from the old days of Decent Conservatism this is the first image that comes to mind. The man who drew this was given an OBE.
Still keep having to remind myself when I read The Rock did a Mark Kerr biography it isn’t THE Mark Kerr
October 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Still keep having to remind myself when I read The Rock did a Mark Kerr biography it isn’t THE Mark Kerr
Been playing Hades II “I am Gonna Claw Out Your Eyes Then Drown You To Death” is just lodged as an earworm now
October 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Been playing Hades II “I am Gonna Claw Out Your Eyes Then Drown You To Death” is just lodged as an earworm now
Hades 2 is great. Has that thing Silksong did where they’ve changed gameplay enough that it’s not just a reskin but kept enough of the good stuff from the first one.
October 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hades 2 is great. Has that thing Silksong did where they’ve changed gameplay enough that it’s not just a reskin but kept enough of the good stuff from the first one.
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Heard some family lore from my mum at the weekend. Apparently I have relatives (three great great great great uncles) mentioned in a local folk song.
September 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Heard some family lore from my mum at the weekend. Apparently I have relatives (three great great great great uncles) mentioned in a local folk song.
My mum is going away on holiday for a few months and is clearing out the freezer. I’ve somehow left with an almost breezeblock-sized slab of Christmas cake
September 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My mum is going away on holiday for a few months and is clearing out the freezer. I’ve somehow left with an almost breezeblock-sized slab of Christmas cake
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And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
September 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
Slight bias but coming into Durham by train is one of the best things you can do in the UK
September 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Slight bias but coming into Durham by train is one of the best things you can do in the UK