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David
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Hi! I like shorts. They’re comfy and easy to wear
Bean (1997) comes to mind for me
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
October 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Heard some family lore from my mum at the weekend. Apparently I have relatives (three great great great great uncles) mentioned in a local folk song.
September 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It was infamously full of bits where you had to put keywords into a website to get the full information. I bought the guide at the time because I didn’t have the internet back then so this was particularly infuriating for me.

Tellingly it was the first and only time Square did this
September 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
September 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Guess which dingdong went arse over tit on his run yesterday?
August 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I forgot
August 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
…Motherfucker
August 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Was hoping to see more exotic flavours of Daddyhole here but they’ve only got plain
August 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Look at this great seagull
July 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Finally realised what those labubu things reminded me of
July 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Finally
June 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
New Kafka just dropped
June 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Heading to Slam Dunk
May 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Went to the zoo and saw a sun bear taking a smoke break
May 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Can’t be at the Torquay game so I’ve decided to mainline the Southern League title race and get updates on all the games today.
April 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
April 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It’s getting daft now
April 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Unfortunately for her, there’s one sentence to guarantee I’ll keep doing something it’s “makes me think a horse is in the room”
March 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Saw this one in Manchester a few years back.
March 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The fucking state of this ad
February 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Did not expect to be saying “is that the band Masked Intruder!?” when I watched the new Daredevil trailer
January 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I read this whole thread and saw the dadmeat.

Only myself to blame
November 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
AI overviews really are shite. Matt Busby was pretty famous and died 3 decades ago
November 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Just won a baking tray at a wrestling show
November 3, 2024 at 9:06 PM