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Shai Huludacris
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Carl Kolchak had hoes.
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Did they have to sedate him like a grizzly bear for the MRI to be still and stop talking?
October 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This Louvre jewel heist could have used about 100% more muppets and at least 25% more Charles Grodin.
October 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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"I robbed a bank to make sure I could pay my cable bill and rather than congratulate me for my innovative and unprecedented action they are saying it's illegal"
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It’s telling that Thiel sees *literal world peace* as a “world government”.

Cooperation is subjugation to them, so no wonder everything is on fire when they have control.
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about
October 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
They're showing him AI, I guarantee it.
Trump on Portland: "It's like the movies you see for the kids, I guess not only the kids, adults also, where you have these bombed out cities and these bombed out people. It's like, worse than that."
October 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Bro wants to have the gravitas of Hitler but he’s giving Temu Doctor Evil without the style.
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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the country is being run by people who got radicalized by being dunked on in twitter replies
do these people not get embarrassed
September 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
An O4 lecturing generals and admirals on the grooming standard and they are broadcasting this… Hegseth wants the big chair, and here’s his pitch.
September 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China
September 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Threads.
name a flick other than requiem for a dream that you will never watch again not because you think its trash but more because you just cant put yourself through it again
September 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The standard of decorum for late night show hosts is higher than for POTUS.
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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right wing posters will stub their toe and be like "Our nation has crossed the Rubicon. Civil war is inevitable"
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
August 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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if i was creating a Smithsonian of internet comedy this article would be treated as seriously as the invention of the electric lightbulb
August 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
About 32 troops per (dry) square mile.
August 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
He’s gonna do it. He’s really gonna do it. He’s gonna give it back.
August 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I brought my family to Hill Valley for the Clocktower Festival.

The first thing I saw when I exited the Lone Pine Mall parking lot was a gang of youths on hoverboards, one of whom was on a Pitbull.

So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
August 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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currently writing a modern adaptation of War of the Worlds where instead of getting killed by a flu the aliens keep collecting Sig P320s from dead cops and soldiers and then getting blasted inside their walkers when the gun discharges on its own
August 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase “once again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.
August 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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what if i'm not good enough to have imposter syndrome
July 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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A PSA
June 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"The official also said that the timing of the announcement -- occurring during Pride month -- was intentional."

Petty people unable to their big jobs so they do culture war nonsense.
June 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM