Shaiduck
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The last good thing about this part of town
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Shaiduck
@shaiduck.dev
· Oct 28
Se me reseteó el algoritmo cósmico y después me fui a hacer cosas porque uno puede verle la inmensidad al universo antes de la hora del almuerzo y seguir el resto del día planeado de manera ininterrumpida.
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Made the mistake of trying to find a chart about inflation by searching for inflation on here and got a reminder that while most people think Bluesky is a place for politics, it's actually a place for furries to jack off
January 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Made the mistake of trying to find a chart about inflation by searching for inflation on here and got a reminder that while most people think Bluesky is a place for politics, it's actually a place for furries to jack off
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microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience
January 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience
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Pizza is a good metaphor for religion. The kind you grew up with is the only real kind and the bastards who like it different from you are all going to hell.
But it's all the same ingredients*.
*Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.
But it's all the same ingredients*.
*Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.
December 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Pizza is a good metaphor for religion. The kind you grew up with is the only real kind and the bastards who like it different from you are all going to hell.
But it's all the same ingredients*.
*Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.
But it's all the same ingredients*.
*Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.
Mi problema con el podólogo y sus venganzas es que siento que nunca le entendió al mensaje de cada historia donde se habla de venganza.
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Mi problema con el podólogo y sus venganzas es que siento que nunca le entendió al mensaje de cada historia donde se habla de venganza.
Qué difícil y desgastante que es tratar
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Qué difícil y desgastante que es tratar
Annoyed at the code for doing what it was written to do instead of what I (the author of the aforementioned code) intended for it to do.
December 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Annoyed at the code for doing what it was written to do instead of what I (the author of the aforementioned code) intended for it to do.
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
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The reason the early 2000’s emo scene was so great was cause half the band members were in love with each other. Want the scene to be good again? Everyone needs to get more gay.
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The reason the early 2000’s emo scene was so great was cause half the band members were in love with each other. Want the scene to be good again? Everyone needs to get more gay.
Not a scientist, but I feel like wet cold goes deeper, and the only way for me to make it better for me it is both using lots of layers and raising (?) my body temperature with hot liquids (tea/coffee/cocoa).
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Not a scientist, but I feel like wet cold goes deeper, and the only way for me to make it better for me it is both using lots of layers and raising (?) my body temperature with hot liquids (tea/coffee/cocoa).
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My favorite part of Seattle isn't the rain
or the infrastructure to move the rained rain
or the hills that speed up the removal of rain
but rather the civil planners a lifetime ago that decided it was a good idea to PLANT TREES THAT LOSE ALL THEIR FCKIN LEAVES EVERY TIME IT RAINS ON EVERY STREET.
or the infrastructure to move the rained rain
or the hills that speed up the removal of rain
but rather the civil planners a lifetime ago that decided it was a good idea to PLANT TREES THAT LOSE ALL THEIR FCKIN LEAVES EVERY TIME IT RAINS ON EVERY STREET.
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My favorite part of Seattle isn't the rain
or the infrastructure to move the rained rain
or the hills that speed up the removal of rain
but rather the civil planners a lifetime ago that decided it was a good idea to PLANT TREES THAT LOSE ALL THEIR FCKIN LEAVES EVERY TIME IT RAINS ON EVERY STREET.
or the infrastructure to move the rained rain
or the hills that speed up the removal of rain
but rather the civil planners a lifetime ago that decided it was a good idea to PLANT TREES THAT LOSE ALL THEIR FCKIN LEAVES EVERY TIME IT RAINS ON EVERY STREET.
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I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
Estoy viendo Gurren Lagann otra vez y ya dejen de traumatizar a la pobre de Yoko.
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Estoy viendo Gurren Lagann otra vez y ya dejen de traumatizar a la pobre de Yoko.
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
“Ahí tú sabes si quieres tropezar otra vez con la misma piedra”
“Tssss… sí se antoja la verdad”
“Tssss… sí se antoja la verdad”
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“Ahí tú sabes si quieres tropezar otra vez con la misma piedra”
“Tssss… sí se antoja la verdad”
“Tssss… sí se antoja la verdad”
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4:30pm on a Sunday and it's hard to find an open seat at the US Bank Center's Cedar Hall common space. The latent demand for third places in downtown Seattle is so incredibly high.
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
4:30pm on a Sunday and it's hard to find an open seat at the US Bank Center's Cedar Hall common space. The latent demand for third places in downtown Seattle is so incredibly high.
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hard to maintain friendships with game developers because all these motherfuckers have ADHD and forget you exist when you're out of sight (it's me i'm these guys)
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
hard to maintain friendships with game developers because all these motherfuckers have ADHD and forget you exist when you're out of sight (it's me i'm these guys)
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Cloud service worker: Boss our entire service is down
Boss: get in the dns Shinji
Boss: get in the dns Shinji
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Cloud service worker: Boss our entire service is down
Boss: get in the dns Shinji
Boss: get in the dns Shinji
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Libraries purchase books. When you see a book at the library, it isn’t “free”
the library bought it.
which in turn means that the community bought it.
In other words, library books are not lost sales for authors and publishers; they’re positive sales. Active sales. Those are bought.
the library bought it.
which in turn means that the community bought it.
In other words, library books are not lost sales for authors and publishers; they’re positive sales. Active sales. Those are bought.
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Libraries purchase books. When you see a book at the library, it isn’t “free”
the library bought it.
which in turn means that the community bought it.
In other words, library books are not lost sales for authors and publishers; they’re positive sales. Active sales. Those are bought.
the library bought it.
which in turn means that the community bought it.
In other words, library books are not lost sales for authors and publishers; they’re positive sales. Active sales. Those are bought.
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Nothing angers people more than a single and childfree woman who has no regrets about being single and childfree. We get called bitter, masculine and everything but children of God. The concept of a woman being happy with herself is a concept so foreign to people (men and women alike).
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Nothing angers people more than a single and childfree woman who has no regrets about being single and childfree. We get called bitter, masculine and everything but children of God. The concept of a woman being happy with herself is a concept so foreign to people (men and women alike).
You hurt me once more. I don’t think you can help it, and I’m not sure I should stand it.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You hurt me once more. I don’t think you can help it, and I’m not sure I should stand it.
Mornings in the summertime were always better.
So much better.
So much better.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Mornings in the summertime were always better.
So much better.
So much better.
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It has now been 20 years since Seattle voters last reelected a mayor. Tough audience.
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It has now been 20 years since Seattle voters last reelected a mayor. Tough audience.
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Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?
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