Steve Syfuhs
@syfuhs.net
Noted idiot. Principal something or other. Runs the Windows Authentication team at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work.
Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦
https://syfuhs.net/
Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦
https://syfuhs.net/
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holodeck games where you punch nazis
February 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
holodeck games where you punch nazis
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I’m gonna think about the sentence “postal inspectors are apex predators” for the next week
February 17, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I’m gonna think about the sentence “postal inspectors are apex predators” for the next week
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I mean, the Venn Diagram is practically a circle, but
Libertarian (Antisocial Public Policies)
versus
Libertarian (Too Informed About State Age of Consent Laws)
Libertarian (Antisocial Public Policies)
versus
Libertarian (Too Informed About State Age of Consent Laws)
February 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I mean, the Venn Diagram is practically a circle, but
Libertarian (Antisocial Public Policies)
versus
Libertarian (Too Informed About State Age of Consent Laws)
Libertarian (Antisocial Public Policies)
versus
Libertarian (Too Informed About State Age of Consent Laws)
The phrase "let that sink in" is a great indicator to stop reading. It's theatrics to make the author sound profound when they're just spouting nonsense (the LLM wrote it).
...Oh, is that why Elon is so fond of saying that?
...Oh, is that why Elon is so fond of saying that?
February 16, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The phrase "let that sink in" is a great indicator to stop reading. It's theatrics to make the author sound profound when they're just spouting nonsense (the LLM wrote it).
...Oh, is that why Elon is so fond of saying that?
...Oh, is that why Elon is so fond of saying that?
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me back on my bullshit
February 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
me back on my bullshit
That's sort of like saying the piece of dog shit on the living room floor was tainted by, well, being acquainted with Epstein.
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
That's sort of like saying the piece of dog shit on the living room floor was tainted by, well, being acquainted with Epstein.
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Except for Stephen Miller, his name is pronounced "Racist Shithead"
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Except for Stephen Miller, his name is pronounced "Racist Shithead"
Well that's a problem. I guess the disk died.
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Well that's a problem. I guess the disk died.
It brings me so much joy to say that The Patriots lost the super bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
It brings me so much joy to say that The Patriots lost the super bowl.
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What has no thumbs and stole half a large cheese pizza left on the table (the left one)
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
What has no thumbs and stole half a large cheese pizza left on the table (the left one)
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Kimbal Musk: eyyyy i'ma da real americano cowboy, paisano!
Kimbal Musk: eyyyy i lova da open range! git alonga da little doggies eyyyyy!
Kimbal Musk: ima so plumba tuckered out froma alla da ropin' anna wranglin' anna statutory rapin'
Kimbal Musk: eyyyy i lova da open range! git alonga da little doggies eyyyyy!
Kimbal Musk: ima so plumba tuckered out froma alla da ropin' anna wranglin' anna statutory rapin'
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Kimbal Musk: eyyyy i'ma da real americano cowboy, paisano!
Kimbal Musk: eyyyy i lova da open range! git alonga da little doggies eyyyyy!
Kimbal Musk: ima so plumba tuckered out froma alla da ropin' anna wranglin' anna statutory rapin'
Kimbal Musk: eyyyy i lova da open range! git alonga da little doggies eyyyyy!
Kimbal Musk: ima so plumba tuckered out froma alla da ropin' anna wranglin' anna statutory rapin'
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In a mere week, we'll be at it again. Let the shenanigans continue!
Team Sensible Shoes is in the owe on some incentives from Extra Life (those tanks won’t fight themselves), so we’ll be back at it on Feb 14 to make it up and then some. Romantic!
We’ll be raising money for @nilc.org and have added a new wheel! This time it might give us a monkey. Kids love monkeys.
We’ll be raising money for @nilc.org and have added a new wheel! This time it might give us a monkey. Kids love monkeys.
Tiltify - Made for Fundraisers
We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity
tiltify.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
In a mere week, we'll be at it again. Let the shenanigans continue!
Oh good. Now we're having to deal with idiots on the road driving two tons of metal being paid minimum wage to play a driving Sim with builtin minimums of a half second lag.
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Oh good. Now we're having to deal with idiots on the road driving two tons of metal being paid minimum wage to play a driving Sim with builtin minimums of a half second lag.
There's lots of wasted taxpayer money by bullshit executives but for better or for worse food security of traveling (in)dignitaries isn't going to change any time soon. They can't just pop into a local restaurant and host country security isn't the same standard.
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
There's lots of wasted taxpayer money by bullshit executives but for better or for worse food security of traveling (in)dignitaries isn't going to change any time soon. They can't just pop into a local restaurant and host country security isn't the same standard.
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Y'all, this dog is just so ridiculous
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Y'all, this dog is just so ridiculous
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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i love watching him accomplish nothing
February 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
i love watching him accomplish nothing
The cherish the rare times I get to make Barry unhappy
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February 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
The cherish the rare times I get to make Barry unhappy
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Want to have a direct way to make me unhappy? Release and compliance PM roles (3 of them) for .NET.
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February 4, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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Historically, Wyden's oversight focuses mostly on privacy of US citizens. If I accept that's what's happening here, then it's just a question of "how are CIA activities most likely being used by this admin in a way that Wyden would be interested in, but he wouldn't just do full disclosure on?"
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Historically, Wyden's oversight focuses mostly on privacy of US citizens. If I accept that's what's happening here, then it's just a question of "how are CIA activities most likely being used by this admin in a way that Wyden would be interested in, but he wouldn't just do full disclosure on?"
Deport the teacher. I hear South Sudan is lovely this time of year.
Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
YouTube video by Ben Palmer
m.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Deport the teacher. I hear South Sudan is lovely this time of year.
Dammit.
Time from unboxing to releasing the magic smoke is five minutes. 😒
Time from unboxing to releasing the magic smoke is five minutes. 😒
February 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Dammit.
Time from unboxing to releasing the magic smoke is five minutes. 😒
Time from unboxing to releasing the magic smoke is five minutes. 😒
