Thomas White
@blarkytopia.bsky.social
AKA Test Subject Not-A-Whale-Biologist.
I occasionally like to play games badly in the name of charity fundraising.
America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
I occasionally like to play games badly in the name of charity fundraising.
America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
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Team Sensible Shoes is in the owe on some incentives from Extra Life (those tanks won’t fight themselves), so we’ll be back at it on Feb 14 to make it up and then some. Romantic!
We’ll be raising money for @nilc.org and have added a new wheel! This time it might give us a monkey. Kids love monkeys.
We’ll be raising money for @nilc.org and have added a new wheel! This time it might give us a monkey. Kids love monkeys.
GAME ON! Team Sensible Shoes returns to Shadows of Brimstone to face off some lingering threats from November, and to help raise money for @nilc.org!
Join us for mutations, monsters, and banter!
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
Join us for mutations, monsters, and banter!
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
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I play video games and board games badly, but usually for a good cause.
twitch.tv
February 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
GAME ON! Team Sensible Shoes returns to Shadows of Brimstone to face off some lingering threats from November, and to help raise money for @nilc.org!
Join us for mutations, monsters, and banter!
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
Join us for mutations, monsters, and banter!
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
Reposted by Thomas White
✨🏳️⚧️💘will you be our valentine?💘🏳️⚧️✨
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
✨🏳️⚧️💘will you be our valentine?💘🏳️⚧️✨
🖕🖕🖕🖕 times infinity.
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
🖕🖕🖕🖕 times infinity.
For a guy who hates California, he sure is playing two days of golf here right now (about a mile from my house, sullying my entire existence).
Wonder how much he didn’t pay for this exclusive and high end experience? And hey, a war criminal is there too.
Wonder how much he didn’t pay for this exclusive and high end experience? And hey, a war criminal is there too.
Ron DeSantis playing in Pebble Beach Pro-Am. When are his tee times?
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis highlights the celebrities and amateurs playing alongside PGA Tour golf pros at the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am.
www.palmbeachpost.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
For a guy who hates California, he sure is playing two days of golf here right now (about a mile from my house, sullying my entire existence).
Wonder how much he didn’t pay for this exclusive and high end experience? And hey, a war criminal is there too.
Wonder how much he didn’t pay for this exclusive and high end experience? And hey, a war criminal is there too.
I am in this post and I don’t like it.
That I still have friends, and they’re willing to play games with me, is a miracle.
That I still have friends, and they’re willing to play games with me, is a miracle.
Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours https://theonion.com/exhausted-friends-slowly-realize-they-were-playing-board-game-wrong-entire-6-hours/
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I am in this post and I don’t like it.
That I still have friends, and they’re willing to play games with me, is a miracle.
That I still have friends, and they’re willing to play games with me, is a miracle.
Do you remember these handsome motherfuckers? Watch them hit the mines again this Saturday at 1pm to play more Shadows of Brimstone and raise money to support @nilc.org!
What’s more romantic for Valentines Day than gaining mutations and smiting evil?
What’s more romantic for Valentines Day than gaining mutations and smiting evil?
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Do you remember these handsome motherfuckers? Watch them hit the mines again this Saturday at 1pm to play more Shadows of Brimstone and raise money to support @nilc.org!
What’s more romantic for Valentines Day than gaining mutations and smiting evil?
What’s more romantic for Valentines Day than gaining mutations and smiting evil?
As a Venture Bros. obsessive, I immediately heard this in Dermott’s voice.
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
As a Venture Bros. obsessive, I immediately heard this in Dermott’s voice.
That feel when you notice you made a typo in the URL for your upcoming charity fundraiser and it’s definitely too late to change it (nor is there actually a good reason to).
The OCD parts of my brain are so disappointed in me.
The OCD parts of my brain are so disappointed in me.
February 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
That feel when you notice you made a typo in the URL for your upcoming charity fundraiser and it’s definitely too late to change it (nor is there actually a good reason to).
The OCD parts of my brain are so disappointed in me.
The OCD parts of my brain are so disappointed in me.
Proud that Team Sensible Shoes will be fundraising for this organization this weekend and helping to support work like this.
Today we're in court with Public Counsel, fighting back against yet another attack from the Trump administration on vulnerable immigrant children.
Learn about our case ➡️
Learn about our case ➡️
February 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Proud that Team Sensible Shoes will be fundraising for this organization this weekend and helping to support work like this.
Post a banger not in English
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Post a banger not in English
It’s Monday morning, how about a musical clue to something fun Team Sensible Shoes will be facing this weekend during our extra innings Shadows of Brimstone play…
They Might Be Giants - The Guitar (BEST QUALITY Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
It’s Monday morning, how about a musical clue to something fun Team Sensible Shoes will be facing this weekend during our extra innings Shadows of Brimstone play…
One week from today! Team Sensible Shoes plays some extra innings Shadows of Brimstone to clear out some owed incentives and to raise money for @nilc.org!
Join us at 1pm on Valentine’s Day for more tanks, mutations, and banter.
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
Join us at 1pm on Valentine’s Day for more tanks, mutations, and banter.
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
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February 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
One week from today! Team Sensible Shoes plays some extra innings Shadows of Brimstone to clear out some owed incentives and to raise money for @nilc.org!
Join us at 1pm on Valentine’s Day for more tanks, mutations, and banter.
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
Join us at 1pm on Valentine’s Day for more tanks, mutations, and banter.
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- glasses in my prescription
- a handful of random Shadows of Brimstone tokens
- depression
- slightly scratched Apple Watch
- vendetta from @qryztinker.bsky.social
- glasses in my prescription
- a handful of random Shadows of Brimstone tokens
- depression
- slightly scratched Apple Watch
- vendetta from @qryztinker.bsky.social
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-a free ULINE pocket knife (cursed)
-battered iPhone
-worn Tevas of a discontinued style
-Thermo B20
-CIA challenge coin
-So Much Coffee
-a free ULINE pocket knife (cursed)
-battered iPhone
-worn Tevas of a discontinued style
-Thermo B20
-CIA challenge coin
-So Much Coffee
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-A half-empty can of Red Bull
-A worn copy of "The Effects of Nuclear Weapons"
-A tarot deck
-Dryer lint
-A persistent sense of unease
-A half-empty can of Red Bull
-A worn copy of "The Effects of Nuclear Weapons"
-A tarot deck
-Dryer lint
-A persistent sense of unease
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- glasses in my prescription
- a handful of random Shadows of Brimstone tokens
- depression
- slightly scratched Apple Watch
- vendetta from @qryztinker.bsky.social
- glasses in my prescription
- a handful of random Shadows of Brimstone tokens
- depression
- slightly scratched Apple Watch
- vendetta from @qryztinker.bsky.social
Reposted by Thomas White
Black Trans Futures Month is when we envision a world where Black trans people have everything they need to flourish. This month, we’ll be featuring Black trans leaders who are not only envisioning a better future for Black trans community but are working, organizing, and fighting for it every day.
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Black Trans Futures Month is when we envision a world where Black trans people have everything they need to flourish. This month, we’ll be featuring Black trans leaders who are not only envisioning a better future for Black trans community but are working, organizing, and fighting for it every day.
In further “investor-owned utilities should be illegal” news, they’re proposing a nearly 25% increase for the area I live in.
The same utility that raised rates during state-mandated water rationing because customers weren’t using enough water.
Water is only necessary to stay alive. Pay up.
The same utility that raised rates during state-mandated water rationing because customers weren’t using enough water.
Water is only necessary to stay alive. Pay up.
Cal Am proposes double-digits rate increase to begin in 2027, citing infrastructure needs. #calam #rateincrease #monterey #waterrates #infrastructure #californiaamericanwater #cpuc
Cal Am proposes double-digits rate increase to begin in 2027, citing infrastructure needs.
Read the full article on Monterey County Now.
www.montereycountynow.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
In further “investor-owned utilities should be illegal” news, they’re proposing a nearly 25% increase for the area I live in.
The same utility that raised rates during state-mandated water rationing because customers weren’t using enough water.
Water is only necessary to stay alive. Pay up.
The same utility that raised rates during state-mandated water rationing because customers weren’t using enough water.
Water is only necessary to stay alive. Pay up.
I love Balatro, but it is absolutely uncanny how if a suit or type of card is debuffed in a round then your starting hand will have AT LEAST four of that kind of card.
I suppose it’s proper if a game about building the best cheating deck also cheats back.
I suppose it’s proper if a game about building the best cheating deck also cheats back.
February 4, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I love Balatro, but it is absolutely uncanny how if a suit or type of card is debuffed in a round then your starting hand will have AT LEAST four of that kind of card.
I suppose it’s proper if a game about building the best cheating deck also cheats back.
I suppose it’s proper if a game about building the best cheating deck also cheats back.
Reposted by Thomas White
We are less than two weeks away now from Team Sensible Shoes going extra innings in leftover Extra Life incentives!
Join us 2/14 & 2/15 at 1pm as we fight more tanks and gain further mutations while we play Shadows of Brimstone and fundraise for @nilc.org
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
Join us 2/14 & 2/15 at 1pm as we fight more tanks and gain further mutations while we play Shadows of Brimstone and fundraise for @nilc.org
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
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February 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
We are less than two weeks away now from Team Sensible Shoes going extra innings in leftover Extra Life incentives!
Join us 2/14 & 2/15 at 1pm as we fight more tanks and gain further mutations while we play Shadows of Brimstone and fundraise for @nilc.org
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
Join us 2/14 & 2/15 at 1pm as we fight more tanks and gain further mutations while we play Shadows of Brimstone and fundraise for @nilc.org
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
We are less than two weeks away now from Team Sensible Shoes going extra innings in leftover Extra Life incentives!
Join us 2/14 & 2/15 at 1pm as we fight more tanks and gain further mutations while we play Shadows of Brimstone and fundraise for @nilc.org
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
Join us 2/14 & 2/15 at 1pm as we fight more tanks and gain further mutations while we play Shadows of Brimstone and fundraise for @nilc.org
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
Tiltify - Made for Fundraisers
We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity
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February 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
We are less than two weeks away now from Team Sensible Shoes going extra innings in leftover Extra Life incentives!
Join us 2/14 & 2/15 at 1pm as we fight more tanks and gain further mutations while we play Shadows of Brimstone and fundraise for @nilc.org
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
Join us 2/14 & 2/15 at 1pm as we fight more tanks and gain further mutations while we play Shadows of Brimstone and fundraise for @nilc.org
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
When you start up yet another Satisfactory run when you’ve never reached the endgame in any of them…
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
When you start up yet another Satisfactory run when you’ve never reached the endgame in any of them…
Reposted by Thomas White
Look, I don’t want to get all political, but I think the Ewoks should skin and eat ICE.
January 30, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Look, I don’t want to get all political, but I think the Ewoks should skin and eat ICE.
Kids these days don’t understand, a dollar per megabyte was a good deal!
I love visiting a single website that somehow uses up more RAM than my high school computer had in hard drive space
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Kids these days don’t understand, a dollar per megabyte was a good deal!
This is the organization that Team Sensible Shoes is fundraising for next month.
Today, we sent a reminder to Congress: We have three equal branches of government for a reason. You have power—use it.
A majority of the public supports you defending our democracy and reining in ICE and CBP. Our letter from NILC President @kicamatos.bsky.social details what steps must be taken:
A majority of the public supports you defending our democracy and reining in ICE and CBP. Our letter from NILC President @kicamatos.bsky.social details what steps must be taken:
January 26, 2026 at 10:13 PM
This is the organization that Team Sensible Shoes is fundraising for next month.
Reposted by Thomas White
“Can I say one thing before we end? This theme of what happens when hatred turns into violence is such an important theme in our film.
I will not be able to sleep tonight if I do not say, because we mentioned Harry Potter, that trans rights are human rights. I just wanted to say that.”
I will not be able to sleep tonight if I do not say, because we mentioned Harry Potter, that trans rights are human rights. I just wanted to say that.”
Star Wars actor says ‘trans rights are human rights’ when asked about Harry Potter
Kelly Marie Tran said ‘trans rights are human rights’ when the topic of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series was mentioned in an interview.
www.thepinknews.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:09 PM
“Can I say one thing before we end? This theme of what happens when hatred turns into violence is such an important theme in our film.
I will not be able to sleep tonight if I do not say, because we mentioned Harry Potter, that trans rights are human rights. I just wanted to say that.”
I will not be able to sleep tonight if I do not say, because we mentioned Harry Potter, that trans rights are human rights. I just wanted to say that.”
Team Sensible Shoes is in the owe on some incentives from Extra Life (those tanks won’t fight themselves), so we’ll be back at it on Feb 14 to make it up and then some. Romantic!
We’ll be raising money for @nilc.org and have added a new wheel! This time it might give us a monkey. Kids love monkeys.
We’ll be raising money for @nilc.org and have added a new wheel! This time it might give us a monkey. Kids love monkeys.
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January 26, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Team Sensible Shoes is in the owe on some incentives from Extra Life (those tanks won’t fight themselves), so we’ll be back at it on Feb 14 to make it up and then some. Romantic!
We’ll be raising money for @nilc.org and have added a new wheel! This time it might give us a monkey. Kids love monkeys.
We’ll be raising money for @nilc.org and have added a new wheel! This time it might give us a monkey. Kids love monkeys.
In the 90’s Nine Inch Nails did a remix of “Eraser” that had the vocal track slowed down, but if you used the CD player’s scan forward function the vocal played at normal speed.
People these days miss out on stuff like that. See also: tracks hidden before the first track.
youtu.be/JWTmClNYWaI
People these days miss out on stuff like that. See also: tracks hidden before the first track.
youtu.be/JWTmClNYWaI
Eraser (Denial: Realization)
YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails - Topic
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 8:54 PM
In the 90’s Nine Inch Nails did a remix of “Eraser” that had the vocal track slowed down, but if you used the CD player’s scan forward function the vocal played at normal speed.
People these days miss out on stuff like that. See also: tracks hidden before the first track.
youtu.be/JWTmClNYWaI
People these days miss out on stuff like that. See also: tracks hidden before the first track.
youtu.be/JWTmClNYWaI