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Thomas White
@blarkytopia.bsky.social
AKA Test Subject Not-A-Whale-Biologist.

I also occasionally like to play games badly in the name of charity fundraising.

America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024

twitch.tv/blarkytopia
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This Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember and honor our trans siblings who’ve lost their lives to anti-trans violence.
Let’s recommit to fighting systemic oppression, while we also recommit to cultivating our resilience.
#RestInPride #trans #TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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OH

WELL

WHY

NOT
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
What a weekend! We blasted past all our goals and got so many gaming incentives that we need to do a bonus game to make our way through (there’s still TWO more tanks to fight!). That’s a great problem to have!

Thanks to all our donors and the viewers who hung our with us all weekend for the kids.
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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It's Transgender Awareness week, as we take time to remember those we lost, please check on you trans friends. It's really dark out here and it's getting harder each week.

Please help us where you can.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Holiday Zardoz has come to Halifax
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
GAME ON!! It’s day two of #EXTRALIFE for Team Sensible Shoes. There will be so many tanks! And magma creatures! And banter!

twitch.tv/blarkytopia
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I play video games and board games badly, but usually for a good cause.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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When your boys @blarkytopia.bsky.social and @funranium.bsky.social get discount heart shaped pepperoni pizza together during a game-a-thon and they indulge you with a picture, possibly due to the things they say that make your brain touch the hot stove. More good times planned for tomorrow.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
GAME ON! Team Sensible Shoes goes back into the mines for #EXTRALIFE 2025!

twitch.tv/blarkytopia
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I play video games and board games badly, but usually for a good cause.
twitch.tv
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
LOOK AT THESE HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKERS! Ready to face all the chaos that #EXTRALIFE can deliver!

Join us tomorrow morning at 9am PST for a weekend of monster slaying, mutations, and TANKS! And of course, the banter.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Shuffle brought up “Laura Palmer’s Theme” while I was driving to an appointment, and my brain kept trying to insert the first drum break from Moby’s “Go” in it. Thanks, brain.
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Thanks to @bumblebike.bsky.social I have the wonderful backstory of a Ninja Assassin who becomes a Traveling Monk!

He has studied the shuriken, but gave up that partying to study the bell.

This is gonna be exciting!
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Today is the last day to be the decider of the background class for both @funranium.bsky.social and me for #EXTRALIFE this weekend.

Who was my humble Traveling Monk before he studied the bell? Who was Phil’s surly Enforcer before he studied the breaking fingers?

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Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m getting this message from my new wifi router tattooed on my forehead so the people will know who they’re dealing with.
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Do i want to know why the toilet needs tongs? I fear no
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When the villain of a Star Wars novel reveals themselves to be… Elon Musk.
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
ONE WEEK FROM
TODAY: Team Sensible Steps up to the horrors of Shadows of Brimstone for our annual #EXTRALIFE marathon to help the kids!

Plenty of incentives to affect our characters at game start are available, and even more will be available on the game days!

www.extra-life.org/participant/...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Watched “The Black Hole” while sleeving cards and prepping game materials.

I will always love that this Disney movie from 1979 unequivocally says “this terrible and hubristic madman? He absolutely winds up in Hell trapped in his own creation.”

We need more endings like that.
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
While you were out partying I studied the Devil’s Wheel.
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The world would be a better place if “Pickle Surprise” had been taught in schools.

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Pickle Surprise 60fps
YouTube video by FAKE BABU
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October 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Oh my. Balatro *in* my Vampire Survivors?

I may need to fire up the old livestream just to torture the world with my giddiness over this combo.

Not for a month or two though, heh.

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Vampire Survivors - Official Ante Chamber & 1.14 Update Launch Trailer | ID@Xbox Fall 2025 Showcase
YouTube video by IGN
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October 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Magma Giant is painted, and I’m really proud of how it turned out.

Get ready to watch it beat the stuffing out of Team Sensible Shoes in three weeks when we do our annual #EXTRALIFE marathon of Shadows of Brimstone!
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I miss when we all dressed like this and carried all this gear around. A simpler time that smartphones ruined and now no one talks about it.
October 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM