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Thomas White
@blarkytopia.bsky.social
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AKA Test Subject Not-A-Whale-Biologist.

I also occasionally like to play games badly in the name of charity fundraising.

America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024

twitch.tv/blarkytopia
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translifeline.org
This Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember and honor our trans siblings who’ve lost their lives to anti-trans violence.
Let’s recommit to fighting systemic oppression, while we also recommit to cultivating our resilience.
#RestInPride #trans #TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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nateming.bsky.social
OH

WELL

WHY

NOT
the Wings of Light, heralding the Second Impact in Neon Genesis Evangelion
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
What a weekend! We blasted past all our goals and got so many gaming incentives that we need to do a bonus game to make our way through (there’s still TWO more tanks to fight!). That’s a great problem to have!

Thanks to all our donors and the viewers who hung our with us all weekend for the kids.
Screenshots of the Team Sensible Shoes page showing their totals and goals: “Sensible Shoes Your Overall Team Rank: 185 Donations stay local to fund critical treatments, healthcare services, pediatric medical equipment and charitable care. RAISED $5,265 GOAL $5,000”
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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diamonddust320.bsky.social
It's Transgender Awareness week, as we take time to remember those we lost, please check on you trans friends. It's really dark out here and it's getting harder each week.

Please help us where you can.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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runcible.bsky.social
Holiday Zardoz has come to Halifax
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
GAME ON!! It’s day two of #EXTRALIFE for Team Sensible Shoes. There will be so many tanks! And magma creatures! And banter!

twitch.tv/blarkytopia
blarkytopia - Twitch
I play video games and board games badly, but usually for a good cause.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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qryztinker.bsky.social
When your boys @blarkytopia.bsky.social and @funranium.bsky.social get discount heart shaped pepperoni pizza together during a game-a-thon and they indulge you with a picture, possibly due to the things they say that make your brain touch the hot stove. More good times planned for tomorrow.
Two men stand on either side of and about to takes slices from a heart shaped pepperoni pizza in its open box.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
GAME ON! Team Sensible Shoes goes back into the mines for #EXTRALIFE 2025!

twitch.tv/blarkytopia
blarkytopia - Twitch
I play video games and board games badly, but usually for a good cause.
twitch.tv
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
LOOK AT THESE HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKERS! Ready to face all the chaos that #EXTRALIFE can deliver!

Join us tomorrow morning at 9am PST for a weekend of monster slaying, mutations, and TANKS! And of course, the banter.
Painted miniatures for Shadows of Brimstone on a mine tile. L to R: a Sumo who became a Nun, an Assassin who became a Traveling Monk, a Jargono Warrior who became an Enforcer, and a Kitsune who became a Dark Stone Shaman.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
Shuffle brought up “Laura Palmer’s Theme” while I was driving to an appointment, and my brain kept trying to insert the first drum break from Moby’s “Go” in it. Thanks, brain.
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
Thanks to @bumblebike.bsky.social I have the wonderful backstory of a Ninja Assassin who becomes a Traveling Monk!

He has studied the shuriken, but gave up that partying to study the bell.

This is gonna be exciting!
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
Today is the last day to be the decider of the background class for both @funranium.bsky.social and me for #EXTRALIFE this weekend.

Who was my humble Traveling Monk before he studied the bell? Who was Phil’s surly Enforcer before he studied the breaking fingers?

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Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
I’m getting this message from my new wifi router tattooed on my forehead so the people will know who they’re dealing with.
A clear square sticker on a white background that says “Hi! I'm Main Unit, start with me” in black text.
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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invertebabe.bsky.social
Do i want to know why the toilet needs tongs? I fear no
Corner of a room with a toilet in the bottom right, handle bars above the toilet feature a pair of rusty tongs hanging on them
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
When the villain of a Star Wars novel reveals themselves to be… Elon Musk.
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE • 2 OF 37 "D id you know some Skakoans worship a god of innovation?" Cellia drank dark wine from a crystal flute while a blue plasma flame in her massive fireplace danced shadows across her face. Crane considered it from the expensive, uncomfortable sitting room chair she'd directed him to. "I did not." STAR WARS: SANCTUARY (A BAD BATCH NOVEL) • 63% READ CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE • 3 OF 37 "Yes, what an admirable idea. For that god's followers, any progressive thoughts Or technological advances are gifts from the deity. No autonomy, no credit, no pride for the beings themselves. Of all my religious studies, it's probably the closest to the truth." "And the truth is?" Cellia leaned forward in her STAR WARS: SANCTUARY (A BAD BATCH NOVEL) • 63% READ CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE • 4 OF 37 "True thronelike armchair. "True innovators— the thinkers, builders, and leaders-are like gods bestowing blessings to their lessers. Don't you agree?" "It depends. Do you consider me a lesser'?" She leaned farther and patted his knee. "I said 'leader.' Is that not your role?" "Would that make me a god of STAR WARS: SANCTUARY (A BAD BATCH NOVEL) • 63% READ
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
ONE WEEK FROM
TODAY: Team Sensible Steps up to the horrors of Shadows of Brimstone for our annual #EXTRALIFE marathon to help the kids!

Plenty of incentives to affect our characters at game start are available, and even more will be available on the game days!

www.extra-life.org/participant/...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
Watched “The Black Hole” while sleeving cards and prepping game materials.

I will always love that this Disney movie from 1979 unequivocally says “this terrible and hubristic madman? He absolutely winds up in Hell trapped in his own creation.”

We need more endings like that.
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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paultobin.bsky.social
Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
While you were out partying I studied the Devil’s Wheel.
A giant man wearing a face mask and glasses throws several large foam dice across a drawing of the devil’s face.
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
The world would be a better place if “Pickle Surprise” had been taught in schools.

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Pickle Surprise 60fps
YouTube video by FAKE BABU
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October 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
Oh my. Balatro *in* my Vampire Survivors?

I may need to fire up the old livestream just to torture the world with my giddiness over this combo.

Not for a month or two though, heh.

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Vampire Survivors - Official Ante Chamber & 1.14 Update Launch Trailer | ID@Xbox Fall 2025 Showcase
YouTube video by IGN
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October 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
The Magma Giant is painted, and I’m really proud of how it turned out.

Get ready to watch it beat the stuffing out of Team Sensible Shoes in three weeks when we do our annual #EXTRALIFE marathon of Shadows of Brimstone!
A painted miniature of the Magma Giant on a Shadows of Brimstone mine tile with a pair of smaller painted Magma Fiend models. A close up of a painted miniature of the Magma Giant on a Shadows of Brimstone mine tile with a pair of smaller painted Magma Fiend models.
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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dennisbhooper.bsky.social
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
I miss when we all dressed like this and carried all this gear around. A simpler time that smartphones ruined and now no one talks about it.
October 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
blarkytopia.bsky.social
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM