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Jeff
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San Francisco | he/him | troymccluresf
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The latest breakthroughs in our solar grid can power our high speed rail for 300 years vs we must invade the oil fields to power our data center-driven plagiarism porn machines. 🤔
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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The whole "Grok admits" "Grok apologizes" thing reminds me of the famous IBM presentation quote that evidently everyone has forgotten. And I do think representing your brand on social media counts as a "management decision".
January 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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It’s also time to start wondering if some of these reporters are a little cooked by the bots themselves. Reporters aren’t inured to chatbot psychosis. In fact, some of them may have drank too much of the kool aid from sources selling them stuff. We’re in a new world of stupid. Adjust your credulity.
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Mayor Mamdani has the opportunity to do the greatest thing ever.
This was once Park Avenue. Bring it back:
January 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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they opened with artificially low rates to price out all of your local restaurants' in-house delivery drivers specifically so they could do this
always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc
January 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Here's the American e-bike plan:

* Propose a bike lane in one part of town
* Let the "neighborhood council" shoot it down
* Record the resulting mayhem of e-bikes taking sidewalks
* Draft legislation requiring car insurance for bikes
* Watch demand evaporate
* Continue complaining about parking
"E-bikes and scooters displace 4x as much demand for oil as all of the EVs in the world"

And still no plans or incentives from our federal and provincial governments to help people choose bikes instead of cars. Quite the opposite, actually.

arstechnica.com/cars/2023/11...
January 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
We're gonna have to start actually slapping people who think the computer is talking to them
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Every American pines for the true meaning of society: to die alone in a massive McMansion clutching an AR-15 while screaming about welfare recipients
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
January 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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The two things I think are funny about this are that 1) SF has the most moderate obviously-not-socialist government in decades at this point, yet the discourse remains unmoved 2) the idea of “tired of lefties and immigrants? Have you considered moving to Austin or Miami?”
Sacks might be dumber than Elon
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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This 👇👇

Immigration is good.

If you hate immigrants, you hate America.
And I think liberals should stop taking the bait and ceding ground on immigration.

Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 PM
lol my power is out AGAIN
December 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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In one of Bourdains books he talks to his friend that worked at a restaurant on one of these islands. Hed intentionally burn a chicken leg that he charged 29 dollars for in 2005 and no one cared because the only point was showing you can spend the money
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”

SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”

CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”

SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔

He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research.

A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
Alzheimer's Fully Reversed in Mice, Scientists Say
A new compound has been shown to reverse late stage Alzheimer's disease in lab mice, which gives millions of sufferers new cause for hope.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Incredibly thrilled to doing a book talk at the ICONIC Book Passage in the San Francisco Ferry Building on Jan 17th. Come on out

www.bookpassage.com/event/carter...
www.bookpassage.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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This is why they want us talking about day care scams.
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@sfmta.bsky.social Yo why is the 19 skipping Hyde/Grove? It's pretty cold out here. Bus 8931
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
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December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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This is fucking trash.
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
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December 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM