Serrels
@serrels.bsky.social
My food takes are great. Cheers. Buy my kids book, it's great! https://www.penguin.com.au/books/toilet-time-machine-1-9781761357725
Andrew Tate got beatdown. Jake Paul lost and the Erling triple Captain paid off in spades. What a time to be alive.
December 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Andrew Tate got beatdown. Jake Paul lost and the Erling triple Captain paid off in spades. What a time to be alive.
Just a reminder that you should defo buy my book as a genius Christmas present. (People who have already bought it I love you.)
It's in stores everywheeeerrree!
It's in stores everywheeeerrree!
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Just a reminder that you should defo buy my book as a genius Christmas present. (People who have already bought it I love you.)
It's in stores everywheeeerrree!
It's in stores everywheeeerrree!
It could never be me
Every white Australian man for some reason:
“Oh it’s over 35deg and windy. Time to go outside and do a bunch of manual work in the direct sun”
“Oh it’s over 35deg and windy. Time to go outside and do a bunch of manual work in the direct sun”
December 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It could never be me
Want to share the good news that I showed my 12YO and 9YO Jaws for the first time and they fucking loved it.
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Want to share the good news that I showed my 12YO and 9YO Jaws for the first time and they fucking loved it.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Rob Reiner directed, arguably...
- Best romcom of all time
- Best comedy of all time
- Best courtroom drama of all time
- Best coming of age movie of all time
Absolute madness when you think about it.
- Best romcom of all time
- Best comedy of all time
- Best courtroom drama of all time
- Best coming of age movie of all time
Absolute madness when you think about it.
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Rob Reiner directed, arguably...
- Best romcom of all time
- Best comedy of all time
- Best courtroom drama of all time
- Best coming of age movie of all time
Absolute madness when you think about it.
- Best romcom of all time
- Best comedy of all time
- Best courtroom drama of all time
- Best coming of age movie of all time
Absolute madness when you think about it.
I need to prove a point. I drop one of these fuckers in your house/office. Which ones are getting eaten last?
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I need to prove a point. I drop one of these fuckers in your house/office. Which ones are getting eaten last?
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are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
When you fuckers gonna figure this shit out.
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
When you fuckers gonna figure this shit out.
Need to change mah internet provider. Who we all using these days?
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Need to change mah internet provider. Who we all using these days?
I honestly loved this game lmao
Today is Halo Infinite's four-year anniversary. Official Halo social media accounts celebrated this, but I'm mourning the game we were promised and lamenting what we got instead. kotaku.com/halo-infinit...
Halo Infinite Is Four Years Old Today And It’s Bumming Me Out
Remember what Halo Infinite was supposed to be? I do
kotaku.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I honestly loved this game lmao
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The is the most phenomenal trailer ever
Play Despelote
Play Despelote
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The is the most phenomenal trailer ever
Play Despelote
Play Despelote
"Finished" Silksong. Should I go HAM and get the 3rd act rocking or nah?
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Finished" Silksong. Should I go HAM and get the 3rd act rocking or nah?
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hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
This was great.
Despite the controversy, Horses is only shocking if you're unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats. aftermath.site/horses-indie-g...
Horses Is Tame
Horses, the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form.
aftermath.site
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This was great.
Toilet Time Machine is available on Penguin!
It's dream come true time for me.
baddadredemption.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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HEY FRIENDS!! Did you know that Australia - #2 in the world for data centre investment - is now formally missing its climate targets thanks in large part to the resulting surge in power demand?
It's massive news - @crikey.com.au let me NERD OUT to explain why:
www.crikey.com.au/2025/12/04/d...
It's massive news - @crikey.com.au let me NERD OUT to explain why:
www.crikey.com.au/2025/12/04/d...
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
HEY FRIENDS!! Did you know that Australia - #2 in the world for data centre investment - is now formally missing its climate targets thanks in large part to the resulting surge in power demand?
It's massive news - @crikey.com.au let me NERD OUT to explain why:
www.crikey.com.au/2025/12/04/d...
It's massive news - @crikey.com.au let me NERD OUT to explain why:
www.crikey.com.au/2025/12/04/d...
Once I was on a podcast with a big time tech guru, who informed the bewildered host that the Metaverse was the future of work and education. If he didn't get up on it IMMEDIATELY he would be left behind. I pushed back so hard and it got cut from the podcast! Was livid. But I was right so eat shit.
Meta Platforms is planning cuts to the metaverse—an arena Mark Zuckerberg once called the future of the company—and will shift spending to AI wearables.
Meta Plans to Shift Spending Away From the Metaverse
Zuckerberg’s bet on immersive online worlds has lost the company more than $77 billion since 2020.
on.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Once I was on a podcast with a big time tech guru, who informed the bewildered host that the Metaverse was the future of work and education. If he didn't get up on it IMMEDIATELY he would be left behind. I pushed back so hard and it got cut from the podcast! Was livid. But I was right so eat shit.
I have so much forbidden ham knowledge.
When I was donating plasma yesterday, I was sitting in the seat watching morning TV to distract myself and suddenly it was “and now here’s @serrels.bsky.social from Choice to talk about the best Christmas ham” and i nearly did a double take
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I have so much forbidden ham knowledge.
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People throw around “neoliberalism” far too much, but the meaning of neoliberalism is to use markets to solve any and all problems. In a way it’s a “relief” to face the barest, most gunmetal version of the thing, if only to marvel at it before it eradicates us.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
People throw around “neoliberalism” far too much, but the meaning of neoliberalism is to use markets to solve any and all problems. In a way it’s a “relief” to face the barest, most gunmetal version of the thing, if only to marvel at it before it eradicates us.
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This is Timmy Chalamet's fault.
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is Timmy Chalamet's fault.
That's Scott McTominay
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
That's Scott McTominay