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Liselle ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ
@sellybeth.bsky.social
Bathycolpian, alogotransophobic, theic and lachrymose but above all else, sesquipadalian.
She/her or sí/í for the Gaeilgeoirí
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧♾🖤🤍🐘💜
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C'mere #SpéirGorm and #SpéirGhorm, might anybody have any leads on a Dublin-based admin-y type job? Ideally with a charity or nonprofit but really anywhere that kind of makes the world a better place? #JobFairy
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This is Peanut. His name isn't Peanut because he's small. It's because he is a lethal threat to a significant portion of the population. Still 13/10 (IG: peanut_tacoterrier)
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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I was excited to see that Brent Spiner and Jonathan Frakes were cohosting a podcast. Until I noticed their theme song and art assets are all AI.

They have the money to pay artists. This is a heinous choice.
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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You see, the joke is, republicans r GAY

What do you mean that sounds like plain old-fashioned homophobia?

Don't you get it?

Republicans, see, republicans... r GAAAAY.

That's it. That's the joke. The joke is they're f*gs.

Why aren't you laughing?
10/10. No notes.
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Friends in Clare/Limerick, I've been offered a job working between Ennis & Shannon.
I'm looking for somewhere to live, I'll be hoping my 15yo can join me over summer, but I could rent a room til then. If anyone has any accommodation leads please give me a shout.
Shares appreciated 🙏
#Speirgorm
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Now this is the kind of RETVRN shit I can get behind
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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But when is Nollaig na Men
January 6, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Am sorting through a bunch of foreign money and I have to hand it to the UK...their pound coins are fecking brilliant! So satisfyingly chunky.

#SpéirGhorm #SpéirGorm
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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In his youth, my dad wanted to be a pilot. A military recruiter told him "Sign here and the first day of boot camps some guy will come around and ask 'who wants to be a pilot?' and you just raise your hand."
If you need a reason not to enlist, there's many.
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Please help if you can, I know it's a terrible time to be asking for money but share the gofundme with anyone you can

gofund.me/fec7c5ffc
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Buffy tVS. He made several shows I loved but that one shaped who I am as a person.

Honourable mentions to Stardust, the character of Andy from Parks & Rec, Fr Ted and Cry Baby(for Johnny Depp, not John Waters AFAIK)
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Like if you hit someone with your car the judge shouldn’t be taking into consideration the fact that the victims friends and family hated him.
I keep seeing the take ‘Venezuelans are happy that Maduro has been taken’ and I’m sure they are but it’s not exactly relevant is it?! It’s very much Not The Point?
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Am unemployed myself so I'm not personally afflicted but my condolences to all of you suffering from a particularly nasty case of The Glenroes tonight.

#SpéirGhorm #SpéirGorm
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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[white house]
Trump: so we're bombing venezuela now
Trump: no reason, really, just because
Trump: we just had all these bombs lying around
Trump: and we thought
Trump: why not
JD Vance: masterful gambit, sir
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Reposting @hilliatfields.bsky.social's cartoon with alt text (please help keep bsky accessible!)
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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With this regime anything is possible…
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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I think in this day and age they shouldn't have separate competitions based on your sexuality.
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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“War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.”
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 AM
I'm listening to the Galavant soundtrack right now and there are a lot of lyrics that make me wriggle in glee but there's something very special about
"I'm putting all my qualms aside to seize the kingdom's reins
I'll commit some homicide and sing a few refrains"

It might be Vinnie Jones' delivery
Name your fav song lyric.
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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'How much does the aurora borealis weigh?" It's pretty light.
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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You know how bananas are radioactive but only a tiny bit so it's fine to have a bunch of them lying around. But keeping, like, one billion bananas could fatally irradiate you. I propose we do this to money.
January 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I always tip in cash but it sucks to learn my general vague paranoia is actually pretty spot on
screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Under Irish law Musk can be jailed for 12 months for being a director of a company distributing CSAM. Section 9 of the Child Trafficking and Pornography Act 1998. 'X' is a company registered in Ireland.
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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📢 This is a call to anyone able (safeguarding is paramount).

We now need your help!

We need everyone to:
• Email your MP using our template
• Sign our open letter calling out “biological sex” framing as a slur
1/🧵
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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It will come as a great shock to sensible centrists everywhere that you can Just Fucking Do Important Things
Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM