🔩Joan
@screwedjoan.bsky.social
Rock and Roll enthusiast. Political observer leftist. Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. Yes, I am flirting with you. Don’t be a dick. She/Her. 🔞🔞🔞Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Abolish ICE 🐦 Go Seahawks
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girl, i’m straight up bonkers for those honkers
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November 16, 2025: Pope meets with trans women, finds them oddly relateable and super interesting for reasons he doesn't understand
November 20th, 2026: Pope Joan II
November 20th, 2026: Pope Joan II
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
November 16, 2025: Pope meets with trans women, finds them oddly relateable and super interesting for reasons he doesn't understand
November 20th, 2026: Pope Joan II
November 20th, 2026: Pope Joan II
sometimes life is nice and you get to cuddle someone who likes you a whole lot
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
sometimes life is nice and you get to cuddle someone who likes you a whole lot
i have stared at this for five minutes it’s like looking into the sun
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
i have stared at this for five minutes it’s like looking into the sun
this era is dark as shit but also extremely hilarious. reading about this stuff in fifty years will be dope i bet if reading is allowed and paper still exists
Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
this era is dark as shit but also extremely hilarious. reading about this stuff in fifty years will be dope i bet if reading is allowed and paper still exists
Inconvenience Store. did i just blow your mind?
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Inconvenience Store. did i just blow your mind?
i intensely dislike pete buttigieg he’s like the concept of refusing to dream big personified
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i intensely dislike pete buttigieg he’s like the concept of refusing to dream big personified
what do you even really say about trump clinton bj rumors. what is reality anymore like genuinely how am i supposed to believe in anything but chaos reigning
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
what do you even really say about trump clinton bj rumors. what is reality anymore like genuinely how am i supposed to believe in anything but chaos reigning
the weirdest thing is nintendo is doing this like five full years after everyone got sick of this kind of quippy comic relief being in every big game in the mid-late 2010s. did the director really enjoy High On Life or some shit
Oof. 😢
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the weirdest thing is nintendo is doing this like five full years after everyone got sick of this kind of quippy comic relief being in every big game in the mid-late 2010s. did the director really enjoy High On Life or some shit
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Tegan V. Sara: Dawn of Justice
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Tegan V. Sara: Dawn of Justice
from 2007-08 will ferrell was in a new terrible comedy movie every month and almost all of them flopped to the degree that we as a culture immediately switched over to Seth Rogan as The Comedy Movie Guy In Everything
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
from 2007-08 will ferrell was in a new terrible comedy movie every month and almost all of them flopped to the degree that we as a culture immediately switched over to Seth Rogan as The Comedy Movie Guy In Everything
someone should start shit by asking it about vatican II
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
someone should start shit by asking it about vatican II
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Me two months ago: “home” by Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeroes is a perfectly fine song full of nostalgia!
Me after finding out the song was on Jeffrey epstein’s workout playlist: actually, I always hated that song and I always hated everyone who liked it.
Me after finding out the song was on Jeffrey epstein’s workout playlist: actually, I always hated that song and I always hated everyone who liked it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me two months ago: “home” by Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeroes is a perfectly fine song full of nostalgia!
Me after finding out the song was on Jeffrey epstein’s workout playlist: actually, I always hated that song and I always hated everyone who liked it.
Me after finding out the song was on Jeffrey epstein’s workout playlist: actually, I always hated that song and I always hated everyone who liked it.
i don’t really understand why the nuzzi thing needs multiple profiles and extensive handwringing over what she was thinking, why she did it, how can she stand it. she was horny and so was he and she was enraptured by the attention of a rich famous man. that is really all the story is.
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i don’t really understand why the nuzzi thing needs multiple profiles and extensive handwringing over what she was thinking, why she did it, how can she stand it. she was horny and so was he and she was enraptured by the attention of a rich famous man. that is really all the story is.
it cannot be stressed enough: on a federal level, in 2024, democrats were deathly afraid of talking about identity and did anything they could to avoid the subject. if pete thinks the party needs to abandon fighting for poc and trans people he should grow a set of fucking balls and say it
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
it cannot be stressed enough: on a federal level, in 2024, democrats were deathly afraid of talking about identity and did anything they could to avoid the subject. if pete thinks the party needs to abandon fighting for poc and trans people he should grow a set of fucking balls and say it
i do think megyn kelly deserves the worst fate imaginable but i err on the side of “explicitly Threatening someone’s life in detail is substantially different than saying they are evil for what they do” because otherwise severe 00s style cyberbullying becomes pretty fucking easy pretty fucking quick
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i do think megyn kelly deserves the worst fate imaginable but i err on the side of “explicitly Threatening someone’s life in detail is substantially different than saying they are evil for what they do” because otherwise severe 00s style cyberbullying becomes pretty fucking easy pretty fucking quick
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a white journalist referring to a social media timeout as being "disappeared" at a time when thousands of minorities are actually getting thrown into vans is Fucking Absurd
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
a white journalist referring to a social media timeout as being "disappeared" at a time when thousands of minorities are actually getting thrown into vans is Fucking Absurd
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
i like how hilary clinton can’t do the “but her emails” snarky tweets about this stuff because bill is heavily implicated
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i like how hilary clinton can’t do the “but her emails” snarky tweets about this stuff because bill is heavily implicated
oh okay these people actually deserve dante’s vision of hell
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
oh okay these people actually deserve dante’s vision of hell
so everyone understands the horizon zero dawn mmo is going to be a disaster flop for sony right like theres 0 question in my mind
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
so everyone understands the horizon zero dawn mmo is going to be a disaster flop for sony right like theres 0 question in my mind
Shitty jets teams randomly playing up to the level of clearly superior patriots teams is one of my favorite sports regularities
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Shitty jets teams randomly playing up to the level of clearly superior patriots teams is one of my favorite sports regularities
i got a mac laptop. are there like. mac games. should i bother with steam on mac. do not say tf2 i will die before i try to get into tf2 again you cannot make me
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
i got a mac laptop. are there like. mac games. should i bother with steam on mac. do not say tf2 i will die before i try to get into tf2 again you cannot make me
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kinda crazy to realize I practiced better op sec as a teenager yahoo searching for "big boobs" on the family desktop than rich people did while doing actual sex crimes
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
kinda crazy to realize I practiced better op sec as a teenager yahoo searching for "big boobs" on the family desktop than rich people did while doing actual sex crimes
i really want this week to be a turning point, i’m fine with being wrong about the shutdown needing to go on if it means this president actually loses support
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
i really want this week to be a turning point, i’m fine with being wrong about the shutdown needing to go on if it means this president actually loses support
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Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.