🔩Joan
@screwedjoan.bsky.social
Rock and Roll enthusiast. Political observer leftist. Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. Yes, I am flirting with you. Don’t be a dick. She/Her. 🔞🔞🔞Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Abolish ICE 🐦 Go Seahawks
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theyre called "billionaires" cause they want to "bill" you, for "ions" in the "air" (also they suck shit)
February 19, 2026 at 4:28 AM
theyre called "billionaires" cause they want to "bill" you, for "ions" in the "air" (also they suck shit)
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you know who else was chadfished by a moid and frame mogged, simply for jestermaxxing?
February 19, 2026 at 1:33 AM
you know who else was chadfished by a moid and frame mogged, simply for jestermaxxing?
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this would make george w bush's account incredibly easy to hack
This is an amazing security question but it’s made doubly amazing by the fact that none of my answers work and I have no idea what answer I originally gave
February 19, 2026 at 4:48 AM
this would make george w bush's account incredibly easy to hack
watched the first three eps of A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms and my main takeaway besides “it’s good” is that smash-cut jokes are back in vogue and we are richer as a culture for it
February 19, 2026 at 3:12 AM
watched the first three eps of A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms and my main takeaway besides “it’s good” is that smash-cut jokes are back in vogue and we are richer as a culture for it
another 10.5 hour day in the books. if i didn’t get monday off (and spend my whole long weekend smooching hotties) i’d be dying right now
February 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
another 10.5 hour day in the books. if i didn’t get monday off (and spend my whole long weekend smooching hotties) i’d be dying right now
remember last year when they coordinated to wear five different colors that all stood for something like “justice” and “equality” and otherwise were not disruptive whatsoever because that would be uncouth
No Democrat should show up to the state of the union.
Not one.
But they do not have the guts for this kind of massive statement.
Not one.
But they do not have the guts for this kind of massive statement.
February 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
remember last year when they coordinated to wear five different colors that all stood for something like “justice” and “equality” and otherwise were not disruptive whatsoever because that would be uncouth
wondering how common it is for a musical artist to get high, listen to their own finished music, and go “wait a second this sucks”
February 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
wondering how common it is for a musical artist to get high, listen to their own finished music, and go “wait a second this sucks”
Every Millennial feels this with exactly one Killers song and which one can tell you a lot about their personality. If it’s “Soldier” you need to run away
i cant be the only person who gets like, molly-like rolls of tingles and Good Feeling In My Body when listening to music, right
February 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Every Millennial feels this with exactly one Killers song and which one can tell you a lot about their personality. If it’s “Soldier” you need to run away
there’s a 60+ year old maintenance guy always watching conservative news youtubes loudly on his phone speaker in the break room at work. one of these days i’m gonna just sit down and loudly play Straight Outta Compton next to him untl he tells me to quit and i suggest that headphones are like 25$
February 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
there’s a 60+ year old maintenance guy always watching conservative news youtubes loudly on his phone speaker in the break room at work. one of these days i’m gonna just sit down and loudly play Straight Outta Compton next to him untl he tells me to quit and i suggest that headphones are like 25$
depressed about all the secret police kidnappings and concentration camps but i gotta work so
February 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
depressed about all the secret police kidnappings and concentration camps but i gotta work so
not sure who she could date to make me like her less outside of a trump administration official
Absolutely horrendous choice 👍
February 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
not sure who she could date to make me like her less outside of a trump administration official
i made two tv dinners and am full after one. truly this is what rome was like before the goths fucked everything up
February 18, 2026 at 4:45 AM
i made two tv dinners and am full after one. truly this is what rome was like before the goths fucked everything up
what made Suicide Squad special as a Bad Movie Event was that it released only like 5 months after Batman V Superman. People were like “well at least this one looks like a silly fun time by comparison” and it ended up being also quite bad but in distinctly separate ways from BvS
i feel like no one would stfu about suicide squad came when it first came out and then suddenly one day everyone stopped talking about it except to occasionally mention it’s a bad movie
February 18, 2026 at 4:21 AM
what made Suicide Squad special as a Bad Movie Event was that it released only like 5 months after Batman V Superman. People were like “well at least this one looks like a silly fun time by comparison” and it ended up being also quite bad but in distinctly separate ways from BvS
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nobody ever talks about all the good stuff the umbrella corporation made
February 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
nobody ever talks about all the good stuff the umbrella corporation made
i love the led zeppelin iii album cover so much they really just said “here’s some stickers we like also some songs i guess”
February 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
i love the led zeppelin iii album cover so much they really just said “here’s some stickers we like also some songs i guess”
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listen, we’re all concerned about sending children into the grind babies into dust machine BUT the machine is just sitting there and it’s kinda cool the way it works here let me show you
February 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
listen, we’re all concerned about sending children into the grind babies into dust machine BUT the machine is just sitting there and it’s kinda cool the way it works here let me show you
conservatives are so funny man there will be 5000 school shootings and 98% of them will be white men with conservative reactionary online footprints and they will say with a straight face well of the remaining 2% the .03% that we’re pretty sure were trans are the REAL THREAT to society
Kevin Roberts, President of The Heritage Foundation, claims that evidence suggests a correlation between undergoing Trans Medical Care and acts of violence.
He states Heritage's public policy solution is to ban it for all ages and they're willing to work towards this goal on an incremental basis.
He states Heritage's public policy solution is to ban it for all ages and they're willing to work towards this goal on an incremental basis.
February 18, 2026 at 1:08 AM
conservatives are so funny man there will be 5000 school shootings and 98% of them will be white men with conservative reactionary online footprints and they will say with a straight face well of the remaining 2% the .03% that we’re pretty sure were trans are the REAL THREAT to society
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anthropic: we're eager to work with you but we want to make sure our product isn't literally going to pull the trigger on anyone
pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)
pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)
February 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
anthropic: we're eager to work with you but we want to make sure our product isn't literally going to pull the trigger on anyone
pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)
pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)
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At the risk of sounding hysterical, this administration's general ease with killing innocent people makes me a little uncomfortable
February 16, 2026 at 10:26 PM
At the risk of sounding hysterical, this administration's general ease with killing innocent people makes me a little uncomfortable
matt walsh is the kinda guy who gets exceptionally mad about the world because he’s so toxic and offputting as an adult man that sex workers reject him on sight; he’s had sex exactly two disappointing times and blames society for his high school girlfriend outgrowing him
February 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
matt walsh is the kinda guy who gets exceptionally mad about the world because he’s so toxic and offputting as an adult man that sex workers reject him on sight; he’s had sex exactly two disappointing times and blames society for his high school girlfriend outgrowing him
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democrats love to say shit like "I remember when our war crimes were done with dignity and respectability"
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
democrats love to say shit like "I remember when our war crimes were done with dignity and respectability"
“He who saves his country does not violate any law” is the kind of thing you say before shooting someone in the head and ordering the next in command to carry out an unmarked grave massacre
February 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
“He who saves his country does not violate any law” is the kind of thing you say before shooting someone in the head and ordering the next in command to carry out an unmarked grave massacre
I’m sure there’s a kotaku article about the subject but I think we kinda forget how instrumental the Sims games were in normalizing the idea of same sex partnership in the 00s, I do not think it exaggeration to suggest it got millions of people (especially young people) to think it’s fine and normal
I think there's something hilarious about chuds saying the 2000s was peak gaming because there were no politics or minorities or whatever meanwhile these were some of 2004's biggest releases
February 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I’m sure there’s a kotaku article about the subject but I think we kinda forget how instrumental the Sims games were in normalizing the idea of same sex partnership in the 00s, I do not think it exaggeration to suggest it got millions of people (especially young people) to think it’s fine and normal
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Like 1/5 Americans have brains like this and at the same time those 1/5 Americans are the same people who decide the election every 4 years based off of which candidate they saw on the TV more in the week running up to election day
February 17, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Like 1/5 Americans have brains like this and at the same time those 1/5 Americans are the same people who decide the election every 4 years based off of which candidate they saw on the TV more in the week running up to election day