🔩Joan
@screwedjoan.bsky.social
Rock and Roll enthusiast. Political observer leftist. Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. Yes, I am flirting with you. Don’t be a dick. She/Her. 🔞🔞🔞Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Abolish ICE 🐦 Go Seahawks
Pinned
girl, i’m straight up bonkers for those honkers
my roommates’ cat piss and shit all over my bed because it can’t figure out how a cat door works
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
my roommates’ cat piss and shit all over my bed because it can’t figure out how a cat door works
prog makes me hella flirty and i love it
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
prog makes me hella flirty and i love it
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White people don't say it's their birthday anymore they say they're a birthdaycoded celebrationcel
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
White people don't say it's their birthday anymore they say they're a birthdaycoded celebrationcel
sometimes i think to myself, hmm, maybe i should finally get around to playing Final Fantasy 15, to forge a deeper connection with all the associated yaoi
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
sometimes i think to myself, hmm, maybe i should finally get around to playing Final Fantasy 15, to forge a deeper connection with all the associated yaoi
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i can’t talk about sports gambling anymore without sounding like a crank but i do believe legalized sports gambling is like 15-20% responsible for our current dystopia
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i can’t talk about sports gambling anymore without sounding like a crank but i do believe legalized sports gambling is like 15-20% responsible for our current dystopia
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I kinda find the Trump cocksucker jokes distasteful, ngl. The guy would never. This is stolen valor.
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I kinda find the Trump cocksucker jokes distasteful, ngl. The guy would never. This is stolen valor.
what if instead of bone spurs it was boner spurs. okay new yorker you can pay me a hundred thousand dollars now
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
what if instead of bone spurs it was boner spurs. okay new yorker you can pay me a hundred thousand dollars now
RISING CONSUMER PRICES
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
RISING CONSUMER PRICES
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I think y'all are being intentionally stupid when you ask why the US government accounts aren't having the rules applied to them equally.
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I think y'all are being intentionally stupid when you ask why the US government accounts aren't having the rules applied to them equally.
i love talking to women.
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i love talking to women.
“The Truth About Heroin” is the kind of essays RFK Jr would be making if he was a millennial youtuber
The year is 2025 and there’s a literal drug scare table at this educator conference I’m attending. The woman tabling it has tried to engage with me several times…I am sooo not your target audience lady.
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“The Truth About Heroin” is the kind of essays RFK Jr would be making if he was a millennial youtuber
woke up with a beautiful woman and cuddled in bed for a solid hour as a cat nestled between the two of us. bliss
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
woke up with a beautiful woman and cuddled in bed for a solid hour as a cat nestled between the two of us. bliss
i’m not made of stone i wanna see this and drink irish coffees while cuddling with a girl
🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i’m not made of stone i wanna see this and drink irish coffees while cuddling with a girl
reaching around the aisle
I kind of think it’s lovely that two presidents from opposite parties reached across the aisle in a display of bipartisanship but maybe that’s just me
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
reaching around the aisle
it’s my weekend and no one can stop me from doing this again
i am going to combine cheap lager beer with mountain dew code red. will report back once i decide it was a mistake
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it’s my weekend and no one can stop me from doing this again
every living trans woman is a gift from the divine
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
every living trans woman is a gift from the divine
why are they called joints when they could be called Dankquilizers
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
why are they called joints when they could be called Dankquilizers
her breasts were heaving, like a heaving pair of breasts
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
her breasts were heaving, like a heaving pair of breasts
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November 16, 2025: Pope meets with trans women, finds them oddly relateable and super interesting for reasons he doesn't understand
November 20th, 2026: Pope Joan II
November 20th, 2026: Pope Joan II
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
November 16, 2025: Pope meets with trans women, finds them oddly relateable and super interesting for reasons he doesn't understand
November 20th, 2026: Pope Joan II
November 20th, 2026: Pope Joan II
sometimes life is nice and you get to cuddle someone who likes you a whole lot
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
sometimes life is nice and you get to cuddle someone who likes you a whole lot
i have stared at this for five minutes it’s like looking into the sun
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
i have stared at this for five minutes it’s like looking into the sun
this era is dark as shit but also extremely hilarious. reading about this stuff in fifty years will be dope i bet if reading is allowed and paper still exists
Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
this era is dark as shit but also extremely hilarious. reading about this stuff in fifty years will be dope i bet if reading is allowed and paper still exists
Inconvenience Store. did i just blow your mind?
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Inconvenience Store. did i just blow your mind?
i intensely dislike pete buttigieg he’s like the concept of refusing to dream big personified
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i intensely dislike pete buttigieg he’s like the concept of refusing to dream big personified