Emma
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Emma
@scousepie.bsky.social
Pugsley Addams when his wank mags are replaced with Avon catalogues
February 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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It's Elmo's birthday
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Presumably no more ‘be nice to ickle aminals’ lectures from this comedy mediocrity then.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Good god. We've spent a decade with the British media - including the BBC - claiming that the 'gender critical' movement wanted to 'protect women and girls'.

And it turns out Jeffrey Epstein was funding part of it.
I'm not being facetious. Epstein was apparently giving talking points to the people pushing anti trans rhetoric in the UK.
February 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I feel like the central metaphor of this video is stretched too far, also sorry Cerys I love you always but those acrilyics are fucking horrible youtu.be/unk0qDR7MJE?...
Catatonia - Lost Cat [HD 1080p Upscale]
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February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Catatonia - Lost Cat [HD 1080p Upscale]
YouTube video by HiSound
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February 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Cilla Black, Blind date 1988.
WHATS YER NAME MATE

WHAT DO YER DO

REALLY

YER A DICKHEAD MATE
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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I enjoyed reading this column, which somehow blames Keir Starmer for the result of an employment tribunal following laws passed under the Tory government regarding an incident and suspension that took place before the last election.
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Bad times when I who doesn’t trust Starmer at all am actively hoping he sues people for libel over the shit they’re accusing him of which essentially boils down to LAWYER DID JOB PROPERLY
January 30, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
@katebevan.com 7pm before her tea is in the bowl
January 30, 2026 at 8:50 PM
@parkinkatt.bsky.social PARKIN

HOOMAN GET UP FOR AN WEE

BUT NOT GIVE IVY AND MARTHA TREAT

PLS ADVISE
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
It appears there is some dispute regarding who gets to drink from the tap
January 28, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Might get into The Traitors late doors given everyone seemed to have so much fun with it
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The face of a cat who definitely hadn’t just been chased away from weeing in the laundry basket
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Less than two weeks until my one-off fundraiser and I am bananas excited coz I'll be debuting the most insane dress I have ever owned. It was £450 new and I got it on Vinted last month for £36 AND I've got shoes that match already.

See it by getting a ticket here: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
January 17, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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Thanks for that one, you soft antivaxx tinfoil hat 5G shitheads. thanks a bunch. and a particular thank you to Andrew fucking Wakefield.
⚠️ BREAKING:

UK Loses Measles Elimination Status After Nearly 3,000 Cases Reported in England and Wales

The World Health Organization says the UK has lost its measles elimination status after nearly 3,000 cases were reported in England and Wales in 2024.
January 26, 2026 at 4:49 PM
@parkinkatt.bsky.social Parkin Martha had an wee in the laundry basket
January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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PLEASE GOD.
January 23, 2026 at 11:02 PM
@katebevan.com Martha has Feedback
January 22, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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Robert Jenrick helpfully lists all the things he didn't do during his 10 years in government.
January 21, 2026 at 8:07 AM