@voodoojazzhat.bsky.social
I'm drowning in the sea of love
I've fallen from the stars above
I've fallen from the stars above
Quote a post with a clue where you're from.
January 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Quote a post with a clue where you're from.
Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIF's
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIF's
Gerry Adams when asked about Johnny Adair.
Can we just have one day of switching the news on and not hearing that Orange cunts name ?
January 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Gerry Adams when asked about Johnny Adair.
Nice One Joey Deacon.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Nice One Joey Deacon.
Thursday Brookie catch up.
Sinbad and Jimmy are living in the house next door to the old misery Paul, and are having an 'Acid' party.
Hilarity reigns.
Sinbad and Jimmy are living in the house next door to the old misery Paul, and are having an 'Acid' party.
Hilarity reigns.
January 8, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Thursday Brookie catch up.
Sinbad and Jimmy are living in the house next door to the old misery Paul, and are having an 'Acid' party.
Hilarity reigns.
Sinbad and Jimmy are living in the house next door to the old misery Paul, and are having an 'Acid' party.
Hilarity reigns.
Done that NHS Healthy Options Quiz while shovelling a buttered cracker into my fat face.
Probably not what they had in mind.
Probably not what they had in mind.
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Done that NHS Healthy Options Quiz while shovelling a buttered cracker into my fat face.
Probably not what they had in mind.
Probably not what they had in mind.
Oh Lord, there's another of those 28 Years Later films coming out.
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Oh Lord, there's another of those 28 Years Later films coming out.
Did the meter readings earlier.
Going to have to sit in the dark freezing my bollocks off until March.
Going to have to sit in the dark freezing my bollocks off until March.
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Did the meter readings earlier.
Going to have to sit in the dark freezing my bollocks off until March.
Going to have to sit in the dark freezing my bollocks off until March.
Was on the local site on FB earlier, someone asking where they could get a Charlie Kirk tattoo done....
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Was on the local site on FB earlier, someone asking where they could get a Charlie Kirk tattoo done....
Pictures of the staff who operate my account
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Pictures of the staff who operate my account
Jog yourself on 2025, an absolute bin fire of a year.
Have a good one to anyone celebrating.
Have a good one to anyone celebrating.
December 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Jog yourself on 2025, an absolute bin fire of a year.
Have a good one to anyone celebrating.
Have a good one to anyone celebrating.
Cerrone - Supernature (Original Video)
YouTube video by Polyester Parties
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December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image or a gif
December 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image or a gif
Tonight the hairy arseheads dine on cocktail sausages and the last of the Turkey.
December 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Tonight the hairy arseheads dine on cocktail sausages and the last of the Turkey.
In the office today. Deathly quiet. Looked at holidays on line, coats and shoes, so haven't wasted the morning.
December 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
In the office today. Deathly quiet. Looked at holidays on line, coats and shoes, so haven't wasted the morning.
Oh, hello....
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh, hello....
Just taken the fox out some Xmas dinner with a nice bit of beef dripping gravy. Hope the hairy moocher enjoys it.
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just taken the fox out some Xmas dinner with a nice bit of beef dripping gravy. Hope the hairy moocher enjoys it.
How I'm showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party.
December 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
How I'm showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party.
Couple of hours watching one of my favourite films.
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Couple of hours watching one of my favourite films.
That AI's a right laugh isn't it.
Just seen a picture of Mr Bean stood next to Einsteen both decked out in Gucci.
What will they think of next
Just seen a picture of Mr Bean stood next to Einsteen both decked out in Gucci.
What will they think of next
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
That AI's a right laugh isn't it.
Just seen a picture of Mr Bean stood next to Einsteen both decked out in Gucci.
What will they think of next
Just seen a picture of Mr Bean stood next to Einsteen both decked out in Gucci.
What will they think of next
That's the team lunch done. Everyone got out their phones and worked out to the penny what they owed, no tip.
Mingebags.
Mingebags.
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
That's the team lunch done. Everyone got out their phones and worked out to the penny what they owed, no tip.
Mingebags.
Mingebags.
A rare Friday in the office for me, as it's forced fun today. Team lunch with people I barely know, then early finish to go into town.
Needless to say, I expect to be home just after 3.
Merry Xmas my arse.
Needless to say, I expect to be home just after 3.
Merry Xmas my arse.
December 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
A rare Friday in the office for me, as it's forced fun today. Team lunch with people I barely know, then early finish to go into town.
Needless to say, I expect to be home just after 3.
Merry Xmas my arse.
Needless to say, I expect to be home just after 3.
Merry Xmas my arse.
Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough
Heidi Klum - I still would.
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Heidi Klum - I still would.