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It gets worse
Before it gets worse
Before it gets worse
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(my comic, from Married To The Sea)
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
(my comic, from Married To The Sea)
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Remember: gentrification isn’t a transplant, it’s a landlord
October 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Remember: gentrification isn’t a transplant, it’s a landlord
Fascism was never a Hugo Boss uniform and always the little old lady that was so nice to you and baked you cookies but simply just really really hated people that weren't like you or her.
September 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Fascism was never a Hugo Boss uniform and always the little old lady that was so nice to you and baked you cookies but simply just really really hated people that weren't like you or her.
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
I was asked yesterday if I was "rocking with the trans community". Let me be super clear - trans rights are human rights, period! I'll always support the trans community!
There's no place in our communities for transphobia, and I'll always call it out when I see it
I was asked yesterday if I was "rocking with the trans community". Let me be super clear - trans rights are human rights, period! I'll always support the trans community!
There's no place in our communities for transphobia, and I'll always call it out when I see it
May 6, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
I was asked yesterday if I was "rocking with the trans community". Let me be super clear - trans rights are human rights, period! I'll always support the trans community!
There's no place in our communities for transphobia, and I'll always call it out when I see it
I was asked yesterday if I was "rocking with the trans community". Let me be super clear - trans rights are human rights, period! I'll always support the trans community!
There's no place in our communities for transphobia, and I'll always call it out when I see it
People that respect Charlie Kirk don’t say “we should stone gays to death, good debate, great ideas” and go home to eat dinner with black and brown and gay people like some kind of Norman Rockwell painting, if it wasn’t clear
if someone quotes Leviticus saying gay people should be stoned to death, and calls that "God's perfect law," it's accurate to say they called for gay people to be stoned to death. Likewise, it's inaccurate to say they never called for it. bc I can parse language and understand how humans communicate
September 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
People that respect Charlie Kirk don’t say “we should stone gays to death, good debate, great ideas” and go home to eat dinner with black and brown and gay people like some kind of Norman Rockwell painting, if it wasn’t clear
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if someone quotes Leviticus saying gay people should be stoned to death, and calls that "God's perfect law," it's accurate to say they called for gay people to be stoned to death. Likewise, it's inaccurate to say they never called for it. bc I can parse language and understand how humans communicate
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
if someone quotes Leviticus saying gay people should be stoned to death, and calls that "God's perfect law," it's accurate to say they called for gay people to be stoned to death. Likewise, it's inaccurate to say they never called for it. bc I can parse language and understand how humans communicate
Elon Musk has announced that he will remain at half mast for the foreseeable future
September 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Elon Musk has announced that he will remain at half mast for the foreseeable future
Unrelated to tragic events surrounding Charlie Kirk that have taken place today
#charliekirk #politics
#charliekirk #politics
September 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Unrelated to tragic events surrounding Charlie Kirk that have taken place today
#charliekirk #politics
#charliekirk #politics
Scott Adams has been the pro-state cancer this entire time
May 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Scott Adams has been the pro-state cancer this entire time
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Want to help stop the fall of democracy?
Call your representatives *right now* and demand leadership!
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February 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Want to help stop the fall of democracy?
Call your representatives *right now* and demand leadership!
Step 1: Find your reps using the links below
Step 2: Call their offices and share your concerns or leave a voicemail
Senate: www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
House: www.house.gov/representati...
Call your representatives *right now* and demand leadership!
Step 1: Find your reps using the links below
Step 2: Call their offices and share your concerns or leave a voicemail
Senate: www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
House: www.house.gov/representati...
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Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS
Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :
Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :
July 12, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS
Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :
Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :
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new twitter logo just dropped
July 23, 2023 at 2:41 PM
new twitter logo just dropped
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“bluesky won’t have any debate because it’s all left-leaning folks” - person who has never been in a room with two leftists
July 5, 2023 at 3:15 PM
“bluesky won’t have any debate because it’s all left-leaning folks” - person who has never been in a room with two leftists
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Slap that like button if you hate what america stands for but you love grilling brother
July 4, 2023 at 12:23 PM
Slap that like button if you hate what america stands for but you love grilling brother
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this screencap is my new most valuable possession
July 1, 2023 at 5:00 PM
this screencap is my new most valuable possession
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
June 30, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
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texts from her asking for $20 and saying “i’m furious” incoming
June 30, 2023 at 3:14 PM
texts from her asking for $20 and saying “i’m furious” incoming
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The Supreme Court using a completely fabricated harm to justify actual harm towards people who face real discrimination is an apt metaphor for modern conservatism
June 30, 2023 at 2:13 PM
The Supreme Court using a completely fabricated harm to justify actual harm towards people who face real discrimination is an apt metaphor for modern conservatism
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Underrated as the singular Twitter political insight of our time
June 29, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Underrated as the singular Twitter political insight of our time
