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this, too, is an impeachable offense
February 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Sure sure, "clay" in their underwear
ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
So acid injections or no, the description of the rules heavily implies that ski jumpers must get bricked up just before their suit measurements
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Every year brings new psychic damage at how long it's been since the start of COVID
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Getting ready to bike down Market Street at rush hour
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Lmao of course the D2 debate was moderated by the sheriff's department spox
Housing was the hottest topic at the first debate for D2 supervisor, with Lori Brooke and Stephen Sherrill trading barbs about upzoning.

Candidates also discussed street safety and transportation.

via @io-y-g.bsky.social

missionlocal.org/2026/02/sf-d...
S.F. housing is hottest topic in first debate between District 2 supervisor candidates
Appointed supervisor Stephen Sherrill and neighborhood organizer Lori Brooke face off on housing, cars, and public safety
missionlocal.org
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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I wish I could personally attend THIS liquor license public hearing, for example. It should be *fascinating*. bsky.app/profile/star...
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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This passed unnoticed: New Pew poll finds 64% oppose mass detention of migrants while their cases are decided.

That directly repudiates MAGA. Trumpism treats the release of migrants awaiting hearings as a mortal blow to the nation. The broader public does not. 3/

newrepublic.com/article/2060...
February 4, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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So far, only two have spoken up in favor of the concentration camp. The crowd booed the hell out of them. The mayor told people to stop booing and they booed him too.
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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No bigger evidence that we’ve destroyed the old world order than the fact that we’re leaving it to the French to prosecute perverts.
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Trump take gun
Jeanine Pirro declared on Fox that if anyone brings "a gun into the District, you mark my words, you're going to jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district and I don't care if you're a law-abiding gun owner somewhere else."
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Oh god I started following this thread over two hours ago and now I might not be awake for the resolution
Deputy Mayor Fernandez says this is scary (blowing $10M on turning North Humboldt into a one way street when the city is in a significant deficit) but it sounds like she wants to do it anyway
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Now to take a big sip of coffee and look up "transmission losses"
Put another way, we could get rid of corn ethanol, switch 30% of the freed-up farmland to solar to generate 100% of US electricity, and use the other 70% of the freed-up land for whatever we want.
February 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Points goblins, assemble
Okay! This has already inspired a bunch of DMs, so I made a page on the website. If you have 50,000+ Skymiles and would be willing to book flights to get someone home, please fill this out.
Donate Your Skymiles — Stand With Minnesota
Donate your Delta Skymiles to get people home from Texas
www.standwithminnesota.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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asking for an edit button is disgraceful behavior. have some self respect. ooh i need my posts to be perfect and i can't delete because i already got a like!!! i need that like! grow up. figure out if the fav is more important to you than the typo. sometimes we gotta make choices in this life
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
This appears to be a 23 point swing to Dems in *checks notes* Texas?
Biiig vote dump just now, and Dem Taylor Rehmet's lead *increased* to 57-43, per the county website results.enr.clarityelections.com/TX/Tarrant/1...
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Welp, sobbing again
Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."

Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
January 31, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."

Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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“/pol/ was created after moot met with jeffrey epstein” is maybe the single most cursed true sentence I have ever had the displeasure of writing
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 AM
So it turns out everyone freaking out at this headline got rolled by a republican-owned (Nexstar Media) news channel out of the red part of California (Bakersfield)
no fan of jeffries, but holy shit is this article misleading. in the press briefing he calls for "a prohibition that DHS cannot *detain* or deport American citizens", and his focus throughout the briefing is on the detainment part
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
January 30, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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no fan of jeffries, but holy shit is this article misleading. in the press briefing he calls for "a prohibition that DHS cannot *detain* or deport American citizens", and his focus throughout the briefing is on the detainment part
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Hakeem Jeffries saw all the blowback Schumer was getting today and thought hey I can top that
January 30, 2026 at 2:05 AM