Scott Schmeisser
@schmeis.bsky.social
Video Game Network Programmer
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone, Charlie Brown.
So, even though you have broken my heart yet again, I wanted to say, in another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone, Charlie Brown.
Yeah, maybe it's time for the Canadian Navy to stop helping the US Coast Guard.
Now that’s a lede.
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Yeah, maybe it's time for the Canadian Navy to stop helping the US Coast Guard.
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
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November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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Ian Fleming killed off James Bond at the end of the fifth novel, From Russia With Love, and then starts the next one with “Phew, that last case was a bit much, I had to spend a few days in bed, anyway back to work…”
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Ian Fleming killed off James Bond at the end of the fifth novel, From Russia With Love, and then starts the next one with “Phew, that last case was a bit much, I had to spend a few days in bed, anyway back to work…”
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Canadian authors, take note!
Because the huge Anthropic class action settlement limits eligibility to works registered w/ US Copyright Office, non-US writers are mostly locked out. But there's a similar proposed class action covering Canadian authors (click Documents link, then Amended Notice) www.cfmlawyers.ca/class-action...
Anthropic PBC AI Copyright - CFM Lawyers
www.cfmlawyers.ca
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Canadian authors, take note!
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RIP Adam Greenberg
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
RIP Adam Greenberg
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
Susie Wolff is releasing a book about her time trying to become an #F1 driver so of course the article is all about her husband and how he feels about it.
An evening with Toto and Susie Wolff was like a bizarre marriage counselling session
Mercedes chief plays the supporting role to his trail-blazing wife, who has forged a path in a male-dominated sport
www.telegraph.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Susie Wolff is releasing a book about her time trying to become an #F1 driver so of course the article is all about her husband and how he feels about it.
No, see Filf means you want to fuck the scientist, Fmilf means you want to fuck the monster.
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
No, see Filf means you want to fuck the scientist, Fmilf means you want to fuck the monster.
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This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
Saw a commercial on a TV in this restaurant and thought it was AI generated. No, it's just the motion smoothing. Now I'm wondering if motion smoothing on TVs cooked people's brains into thinking AI videos look good.
October 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Saw a commercial on a TV in this restaurant and thought it was AI generated. No, it's just the motion smoothing. Now I'm wondering if motion smoothing on TVs cooked people's brains into thinking AI videos look good.
Lando will have to be careful to not accidentally stab Max with it on the podium.
October 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Lando will have to be careful to not accidentally stab Max with it on the podium.
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It's honestly super fucked that if you want to wake at a decent hour you gotta go to bed at a decent hour
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It's honestly super fucked that if you want to wake at a decent hour you gotta go to bed at a decent hour
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Oct 15th 2025) in less than 13 minutes
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
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October 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
I can't think of a single time I've heard a person, Canadian, British, American or otherwise, pronounce it PRIMM-er.
Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’
It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”
It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”
It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
October 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I can't think of a single time I've heard a person, Canadian, British, American or otherwise, pronounce it PRIMM-er.
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When your custom character appears in a cut scene
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When your custom character appears in a cut scene
A really great way to learn how to pronounce acetaminophen is to listen to this song on repeat.
Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine
YouTube video by The White Stripes - Topic
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September 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A really great way to learn how to pronounce acetaminophen is to listen to this song on repeat.
Man who sells canned farts thinks people who don't owned cans full of farts will be at significant canned fart disadvantage.
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man who sells canned farts thinks people who don't owned cans full of farts will be at significant canned fart disadvantage.