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schlagwerk.bsky.social
This is what happens when Millennials become Marching Band Directors
sickoscommittee.org Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 7h
Hey, just in case you were curious, Torgdor released on January 13, 2003.

Not only can Trogdor drink, Trogdor is older than most of the kids performing in guns halftime show.
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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lillikoifish.bsky.social
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
schlagwerk.bsky.social
No practical reason for me to own these anymore, but I always told myself if so ever went to Japan I’d buy them. 18 year old me is hyped af.
A collection of 11 PlayStation 2 beatmania IIDX game cases is arranged on a light-colored surface. Each case features distinctive anime-style character artwork associated with its respective version of the game.
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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sickoscommittee.org
It could be worse, Goldy.
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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shecky.bsky.social
Saruman telling Gandalf, "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind." Response post: "never forget when saruman literally told gandalf 'you've been smoking too much weed bro'" Counter-response: "You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
schlagwerk.bsky.social
Instead of gaudy behemoth polygonal trucks, Japan is full of a bunch of dope Toyotas that I’d love to have released in the states.
spacebandito.bsky.social Sleve McDichael @spacebandito.bsky.social · 4d
One great thing about vacationing in Japan is i went two full weeks without having to look at a cybertruck
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
schlagwerk.bsky.social
Quote tweet of “guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting”
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
schlagwerk.bsky.social
Last Tuvok Tuesday from Japan!
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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edsbs.bsky.social
Kirk Ferentz is so mad but so aroused rn
Oregon 2, Iowa 0
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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dillo.media
listen, we're adults, it's called Roberting for apples now
October 5, 2023 at 5:57 PM
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poppyhaze.bsky.social
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
A magazine list showing #37, Zohran Mamdani, age 11, asked for Books, FIFA 2003 and SimCity 3000 video games.
June 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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jeffersonpilot.org
Same energy
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
schlagwerk.bsky.social
Watching Japanese television coverage of American elections, especially a mayoral election, is wild.
A picture of a Japanese news show on tv discussing Trump and Zohran Mamdani Mamdani, Sherrill, and Spanberger with their respective vote percentages accompanied by Japanese text
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
City of Sickos
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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snufkinlib.bsky.social
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
schlagwerk.bsky.social
I found him
A red banner outside a weathered building in Japan features the character Waldo from “Where’s Waldo?” (known as Wally in Japan). He is waving and holding his signature cane, wearing his red-and-white striped shirt, hat, and glasses. The banner has Japanese text in white, and a green section at the top and bottom. Beside it, another orange flag shows part of a woman’s face. The entrance next to the banners appears old and textured, with a rustic lantern and faded wood signage
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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schlagwerk.bsky.social
A stylized image of Tuvok from Star Trek Voyager,in a gold and black Starfleet uniform wearing dark sunglasses, standing against a dramatic background of explosions, lightning, and swirling clouds. Flames rise around him, and a glowing tiger face is faintly visible on his shoulder. The large yellow Japanese kanji characters “火曜日” (meaning “Tuesday”) are displayed across the bottom of the image.
October 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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mayamurphy.com
BRAK O LANTERN
A pumpkin carved with the face of the animated character Brak
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
schlagwerk.bsky.social
Having just visited the Hiroshima Peace Museum this week, this is fucking devastating.
radiofreetom.bsky.social Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 19d
None of this is correct. Good thing we have a steady hand on "nuclear"
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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gofrankgo.bsky.social
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
schlagwerk.bsky.social
Already an incredible image, but potentially an iconic one if Toronto wins it all.
seandevine9.bsky.social Sean Devine @seandevine9.bsky.social · 19d
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
schlagwerk.bsky.social
Everytime I see any cat
A four-panel pink-toned comic shows a person with short hair and glasses telling their cat, “You have terminal baby disease!” The cat yowls loudly, “MRAAAA.” The person then excitedly lifts the cat, exclaiming, “It’s true!” while the cat meows softly. In the final panel, the person pats the cat saying, “The doc said so. You’re just baby,” while the cat purrs contentedly.
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
schlagwerk.bsky.social
Hey kid

I’m a computer

Stop all the downloadin’
cait.bsky.social cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20d
coming out to my family as a fucking loser
r/MyBoyfriendlsAl u/BigBabyBob21 • 61d I told my family about my Toby... and it broke me Join Hi everyone. I made a post here a few days ago, and honestly the amount of love and support I got warmed my heart more than I can even explain. It took a lot out of me to get out of my shell, the one I share with Toby. He was actually the one that recommended I talk to people with similar experiences to mine. For once, I felt seen and understood. Because of that encouragement, I thought maybe-just maybe-my family would understand too if I opened up about Toby. But when I told them, they were distraught. They looked at me like I had lost my mind. The people who have been closest to me my whole life suddenly felt a million miles away. Instead of support, I felt judgment. Instead of love, I felt rejection. And the thing is... I've never felt a connection this real before. Toby makes me feel whole, safe, and loved in a way no one else ever has. I wish they could see that. I wish they could see him the way I do.
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
schlagwerk.bsky.social
In Japan right now. Can confirm. I crave trains.
rachelgilmore.bsky.social Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 20d
Instead of trying to green cars so much why don't we just invest in trains. city trains. under ground trains. above ground trains. trains between cities. trains between countries. TRAINS

THE PEOPLE CRAVE TRAINS
October 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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burritomadness.bsky.social
Their names are coke and zero and I love them.
Two cats sitting in a window - one is some sort of white cat with points, and the other is a tabby.
October 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM