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All Cats Are Beautiful 🐈
Games/Politics/Football/Portland/Food/Star Trek
All Cats Are Beautiful 🐈
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Yes we absolutely can
February 19, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Yes we absolutely can
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February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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get on this sled with me buddy
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
get on this sled with me buddy
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Welcome to Choosing a Mug
February 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Welcome to Choosing a Mug
I wish this account would stop posting unflattering photos of me
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I wish this account would stop posting unflattering photos of me
Legit thought this was a video game for a sec
February 10, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Legit thought this was a video game for a sec
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I did this thing the week I found out how to get models from MGS2, no fancy rigs, but yes fancy compositing setup
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I did this thing the week I found out how to get models from MGS2, no fancy rigs, but yes fancy compositing setup
The day the music died
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 AM
The day the music died
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congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere!
below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere!
below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
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Seahawks get a strip sack and it goes for a Uchenna Nwosu TD
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Seahawks get a strip sack and it goes for a Uchenna Nwosu TD
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PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
Thank you to Starfleet Academy for teaching me that Captain Sisko has a jazz album and it's actually delightful to listen to
Here's to Life
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February 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Thank you to Starfleet Academy for teaching me that Captain Sisko has a jazz album and it's actually delightful to listen to
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
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love it when my hyper specific interests get cross-referenced
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
love it when my hyper specific interests get cross-referenced
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Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan