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All Cats Are Beautiful 🐈
Finally someone focusing on the important issues
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Finally someone focusing on the important issues
Has Jack White always looked like Grima Wormtongue or is this a recent development?
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Has Jack White always looked like Grima Wormtongue or is this a recent development?
I fucking hate everything about this sentence
A narrative sequel to Kill Bill is premiering in Fortnite later this week, over 20 years after the original film
www.eurogamer.net/a-narrative-...
www.eurogamer.net/a-narrative-...
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I fucking hate everything about this sentence
One of my favorite tracks from Final Fantasy X in an incredible format
FFX - Blitzball Gamblers {2 FDD, 4 HDD, 8 SM, 1 DT}
YouTube video by MrSolidSnake745
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
One of my favorite tracks from Final Fantasy X in an incredible format
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I wanted to see this (via cbscfb)
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I wanted to see this (via cbscfb)
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You've been putting it up your whole life, you just didn't know it.
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You've been putting it up your whole life, you just didn't know it.
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park that car
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
park that car
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
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my column for The Atlantic:
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
my column for The Atlantic:
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"Things happen" sometimes, like when you walk into an embassy to apply for your marriage license while your bride-to-be waits outside, but then you get bonesawed to pieces for having exercised freedom of speech as an US-based journalist and have to be carried out in a series of suitcases.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Things happen" sometimes, like when you walk into an embassy to apply for your marriage license while your bride-to-be waits outside, but then you get bonesawed to pieces for having exercised freedom of speech as an US-based journalist and have to be carried out in a series of suitcases.
To be fair, I also want six trillion dollars and Claudia Winkleman’s hair
Trump vs The BBC.
Love or loathe the BBC, recent events have put the UK's journalistic sovereignty in peril.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCMn...
Love or loathe the BBC, recent events have put the UK's journalistic sovereignty in peril.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCMn...
Trump vs The BBC
YouTube video by Jonathan Pie
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
To be fair, I also want six trillion dollars and Claudia Winkleman’s hair
This is what happens when Millennials become Marching Band Directors
Hey, just in case you were curious, Torgdor released on January 13, 2003.
Not only can Trogdor drink, Trogdor is older than most of the kids performing in guns halftime show.
Not only can Trogdor drink, Trogdor is older than most of the kids performing in guns halftime show.
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is what happens when Millennials become Marching Band Directors
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
No practical reason for me to own these anymore, but I always told myself if so ever went to Japan I’d buy them. 18 year old me is hyped af.
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
No practical reason for me to own these anymore, but I always told myself if so ever went to Japan I’d buy them. 18 year old me is hyped af.
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It could be worse, Goldy.
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It could be worse, Goldy.
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Instead of gaudy behemoth polygonal trucks, Japan is full of a bunch of dope Toyotas that I’d love to have released in the states.
One great thing about vacationing in Japan is i went two full weeks without having to look at a cybertruck
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Instead of gaudy behemoth polygonal trucks, Japan is full of a bunch of dope Toyotas that I’d love to have released in the states.
Last Tuvok Tuesday from Japan!
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Last Tuvok Tuesday from Japan!
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Kirk Ferentz is so mad but so aroused rn
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Kirk Ferentz is so mad but so aroused rn
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listen, we're adults, it's called Roberting for apples now
October 5, 2023 at 5:57 PM
listen, we're adults, it's called Roberting for apples now
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we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000