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December 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Hell yeah brother
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Think the orchestra will ‘Rock
This Bitch’?
A nighttime street scene outside the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall in Portland, Oregon. The iconic vertical “PORTLAND” marquee glows with bright white and blue lights, and the sign below reads “Oregon Symphony — Ben Folds — Dec. 2.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Behold the most on theme cookie acceptance warning I've ever seen. I want to accept those cookies!
A website pop-up displays a message reading “MerryStockings Uses Cookies!” beside a photo of a red plate filled with Christmas cookies shaped like stars, trees, and snowflakes, along with a mug of hot chocolate topped with whipped cream. Buttons labeled “Accept All Cookies” and “Settings” appear below the message.
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Needs at least 4 more arms
Gilgamesh in FFVII Rebirth
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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FINALLY ⏰ ITS GOD DAMN ✌️TUVIX TUESDAY 📅 MOTHERFUCKERS 🖖 THATS RIGHT ✅ NEVER FORGET 🫡 HIS SACRIFICE 😇 SEND THIS 📤 TO 🔟 OF YOUR FRIENDS 👯OR ELSE CAPTAIN 👩‍✈️ JANEWAY WILL MERC ❌😵 YOUR ASS 🍑
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Yeah but does it have Funky Mode?
Promotional art of Funky Kong wearing sunglasses, a white tank top, and a red bandana with white spots. He poses confidently next to a badge reading “NEW FUNKY MODE — Featuring FUNKY from the FUNKY May Cry Series,”
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Ok decorating the new place is ✅
A framed Japanese woodblock-style print hangs on a wall, depicting Sabin from Final Fantasy VI performing his iconic suplex on the Phantom Train. Sabin, muscular and shirtless, lifts the flaming locomotive overhead in dramatic ukiyo-e fashion, with stylized smoke, fire, and traditional Japanese text framing the scene. The print has rough deckled edges inside a black frame.
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Finally someone focusing on the important issues
A parody graphic shows New York Mayor Elect Zohran Mamdani smiling in front of an image of a blue Nintendo 3DS with the StreetPass Mii Plaza screen displayed. Bold text jokes that “ZOHRAN MAMDANI WILL REQUIRE NYC STUDENTS TO CARRY A 3DS TO ‘BRING BACK STREETPASS.’” A red label marked “IMPORTANT” appears near his shoulder, and a footer says the post was “fact-checked by me as TRUE,”
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? A Vulcan stands in fire’s glow, Tuvok’s wrath begins to show. Clad in Voyager gold and black, Lightning cracking at his back, Sunglasses hiding all he knows A fury Tuesday now bestows. “IT IS INDEED,” the heavens roar, Explosions blazing evermore, While TUVOK TUESDAY burns below, A meme transformed into a show. He is Tuvok, calm yet dire, Forged in logic, wreathed in fire. Now he’s come to light the way… It is Tuvok. It is Tuesday.
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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“He low down, He dirty, he’s a snitch”
Screen cap of an interview with an Alabama Student about his hate for Tennessee https://youtu.be/s7G7loR2VVw?si=AB8qnY1otVugD5Fd
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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DOUG JONES IS GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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A meme showing two wolves in a moonlit scene, but each wolf’s face is replaced with the same smiling Jeffrey Combs head. Text at the top reads, “INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES.” Below each wolf: “One is played by Jeffrey Combs” and “The other is also played by Jeffrey Combs.”
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I ALMOST FORGOT IT WAS TUVOK TUESDAY
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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No practical reason for me to own these anymore, but I always told myself if so ever went to Japan I’d buy them. 18 year old me is hyped af.
A collection of 11 PlayStation 2 beatmania IIDX game cases is arranged on a light-colored surface. Each case features distinctive anime-style character artwork associated with its respective version of the game.
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Quote tweet of “guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting”
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Watching Japanese television coverage of American elections, especially a mayoral election, is wild.
A picture of a Japanese news show on tv discussing Trump and Zohran Mamdani Mamdani, Sherrill, and Spanberger with their respective vote percentages accompanied by Japanese text
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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I found him
A red banner outside a weathered building in Japan features the character Waldo from “Where’s Waldo?” (known as Wally in Japan). He is waving and holding his signature cane, wearing his red-and-white striped shirt, hat, and glasses. The banner has Japanese text in white, and a green section at the top and bottom. Beside it, another orange flag shows part of a woman’s face. The entrance next to the banners appears old and textured, with a rustic lantern and faded wood signage
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Everytime I see any cat
A four-panel pink-toned comic shows a person with short hair and glasses telling their cat, “You have terminal baby disease!” The cat yowls loudly, “MRAAAA.” The person then excitedly lifts the cat, exclaiming, “It’s true!” while the cat meows softly. In the final panel, the person pats the cat saying, “The doc said so. You’re just baby,” while the cat purrs contentedly.
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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I’m in Japan so it’s already Tuesday here.
火と雷 ヴァルカン冷たく 火曜日燃ゆ
October 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Oregon Duck mascot in an ocean with a rainbow with text spelling “i wanna die” in comic sans
October 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Oregon Football over the Pacific Ocean 🤩
October 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM